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Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.
New video! Anbernic has released a new controller with some pretty standard PC-friendly features, and a heart rate monitor for some reason. youtu.be/mYmLE8lJ8AU
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.
one out of every ten thousand cadbury eggs should have a chocolate chick inside
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
one out of every ten thousand cadbury eggs should have a chocolate chick inside
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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god is in his heaven, dead upon the throne
headquarters six seven
and here I thought no one would ever top pokemon go to the polls
and here I thought no one would ever top pokemon go to the polls
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
god is in his heaven, dead upon the throne
the caffeine-free diet coke is honestly the most troubling part of this picture
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
the caffeine-free diet coke is honestly the most troubling part of this picture
okay this ortho keyboard is fucking me up, i either have terrible typing form or excellent typing form. no in-betweens.
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
okay this ortho keyboard is fucking me up, i either have terrible typing form or excellent typing form. no in-betweens.
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I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
to be fair, he is absolutely not the first president to shit himself in the oval office
February 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
to be fair, he is absolutely not the first president to shit himself in the oval office
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Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
August 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
while cleaning up my screenshots i found one of my favorite replies from the fallen place
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
while cleaning up my screenshots i found one of my favorite replies from the fallen place
it's a moot point, really
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 AM
it's a moot point, really
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I know so much is going on but is anybody besides me following the giant scandal going on within the charismatic movement rn
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I know so much is going on but is anybody besides me following the giant scandal going on within the charismatic movement rn
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Stranger sliding in, here. I saved this image a while back and this seems the perfect time to deploy it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Stranger sliding in, here. I saved this image a while back and this seems the perfect time to deploy it.
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The thing about Sauron you might not know if you just watched the movies is that he messes up a lot, he just goofs up, he also gets his ass beat a lot, I think a big dog gets him at some point
January 28, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The thing about Sauron you might not know if you just watched the movies is that he messes up a lot, he just goofs up, he also gets his ass beat a lot, I think a big dog gets him at some point
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
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As an extremist Luddite I believe that it's important to be able to read and write for yourself
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
As an extremist Luddite I believe that it's important to be able to read and write for yourself
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There are episodes of Sesame Street from the 70s and 80s that are paced like the Deer Hunter. 12 minutes of a camera pointed at a fire hydrant while children play in the water. Insane.
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 PM
There are episodes of Sesame Street from the 70s and 80s that are paced like the Deer Hunter. 12 minutes of a camera pointed at a fire hydrant while children play in the water. Insane.
Good Emperor of Dune (1981)
Cheugy Big Worm can still happen if people want it bad enough
January 25, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Good Emperor of Dune (1981)
i couldn't find my cat one day and grew increasingly concerned, checking everywhere a cat could conceivably fit. i was on the floor looking under the bed for the Nth time when the cat walked up to peer under the bed too, all "hey what are we looking for"
i never figured out where she was hiding
i never figured out where she was hiding
this little MONSTER did it to me again but in the closet this time. he really sat there watching me inch closer to a full panic and did nothing
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 PM
i couldn't find my cat one day and grew increasingly concerned, checking everywhere a cat could conceivably fit. i was on the floor looking under the bed for the Nth time when the cat walked up to peer under the bed too, all "hey what are we looking for"
i never figured out where she was hiding
i never figured out where she was hiding
'homer simpson tulpa' is going to be bouncing around my skull for a while. (the phrase, not the entity)
public relations is basically like having a stupidsona where you think about how the dumbest most illiterate guy could misinterpret your post. no wonder so many PR guys go insane, if I had a homer simpson tulpa I'd lose my mind too
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
'homer simpson tulpa' is going to be bouncing around my skull for a while. (the phrase, not the entity)
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Microsoft is handing over Bitlocker keys to law enforcement. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
Microsoft Gave FBI BitLocker Encryption Keys, Exposing Privacy Flaw
The tech giant said providing encryption keys was a standard response to a court order. But companies like Apple and Meta set up their systems so such a privacy violation isn’t possible.
www.forbes.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Microsoft is handing over Bitlocker keys to law enforcement. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
the machine elves could not be reached for comment
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
the machine elves could not be reached for comment
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was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes