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blogging about sports for sports illustrated. cozy boy. trying my best. he/him.
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🚨 I need you to know I’m dead serious about the LUGE RELAY!

One of the most underrated events:

🔘 One shot per team, no heats
🔘 Continuous start: One sled slaps a gate at the bottom and the next starts
🔘 Men and women
🔘 USA has a medal chance
🔘 Starts at 12:30, no excuses

Tell em @thekenchilds.com
🚨🥇 My Day 6 Olympics viewing guide!

💥 9 medal events
💥 Chloe Kim goes for three-peat
💥 USA men’s hockey starts
💥 Luge relay and snowboard cross!
February 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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democratic primary voters keep fucking up and we're trying to get ahead of it this time by letting them know that newsom isn't electable
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
figure skating and ice dancing just absolutely ruthless man
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
you have to be tj maxxing you have to be buying as much tj maxx as possible or else you will be maxx mogged
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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a selection of songs that will be used in the today's ice dance competition at the Winter Olympics, where competitors are required to use "music of the 1990s" for their rhythm dance programs
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Wild choice by ESPN to have SVP go on location for MNF every week and finally get to the Super Bowl and stick him in an empty SoFi Stadium to… remind us that espn has the next Super Bowl. He’s so good on the scene, why take him off the field in SF?
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Cris Collinsworth is going in on Drake Maye lol
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
How many people does it take to toss a coin
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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college football needs this
February 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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USA-Japan figure skating going down to the wire straight into the Super Bowl is an incredible Sports Day
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Pregaming the Super Bowl with the Olympics be like
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”

Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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It is very funny if he got fired for this by a guy who shut down Venice for his wedding, like, eight months ago.
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Ilia Malinin giving me King JJ vibes
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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lmaoooo
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Goooood morning! First medal event of the Olympics is underway, with the men’s downhill.

We will be talking about all 16 sports on Sports Illustrated’s Daily Rings podcast. Hope you’ll check it out.

🎧 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2FG2WnU...
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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sports pioneer George F. Biathlon inventing the sport of biathlon in the year 1887
What if I simply went outside and shot the snow with a gun
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Sports Illustrated gave me the keys to the Opening Ceremony live blog come hang!!!

www.si.com/winter-olymp...
Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony Live Updates: All the Biggest Moments From Milan Cortina 2026
The 2026 Winter Olympics are officially underway.
www.si.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Some curling specific people in my Olympics starter pack below:

@suss2hyphens.bsky.social
@cc-is-me.bsky.social
@cullenoncurling.bsky.social

go.bsky.app/H39APXB
here's @mitchgoldich.bsky.social's Olympic starter pack, I know there are curling-specific follows in there so you can sort through it if you feel like or you can just follow everybody
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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🚨🎧 Thursday’s episode of SI’s Daily Rings:

▶️ News updates: Vonn, Minions skater, USA flag-bearers
▶️ Deep dive on all the venues in Milan Cortina
▶️ Fourth and final episode before the opening ceremony

🎧 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2FG2WnU...
Sports Illustrated's Daily Rings
Sports Podcast · Updated Daily · SI’s daily podcast covering the 2026 Milan Cortina Olympics. Hosts Mitch Goldich and Dan Gartland cover every sport, discuss top storylines and preview what you should...
podcasts.apple.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM