Twilight Drive
@twilightdrive.bsky.social
Really likes Bride of Frankenstein
Got in my spaceship and set course for Mazzy Star
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Got in my spaceship and set course for Mazzy Star
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The Prime Minister of Canada had to take time out of his day to explain a bridge to a pedophile.
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The Prime Minister of Canada had to take time out of his day to explain a bridge to a pedophile.
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Kid Rock is the Rob Schneider of rock.
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Kid Rock is the Rob Schneider of rock.
I think it’s best to ignore the US and let that house burn. The fact no one has stormed the White House puts them in the same category as the neighbour who freebases beside his propane tanks. There’s nothing you can do to change them. Let nature take its course.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I think it’s best to ignore the US and let that house burn. The fact no one has stormed the White House puts them in the same category as the neighbour who freebases beside his propane tanks. There’s nothing you can do to change them. Let nature take its course.
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
It was -22 this morning so I could probably hang out in outer space and be just fine
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
It was -22 this morning so I could probably hang out in outer space and be just fine
Oh, I get it now! We work until we die! Cool.
February 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Oh, I get it now! We work until we die! Cool.
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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I’m just saying that our politics would be a lot less polarized if Americans still read comics on a regular basis
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I’m just saying that our politics would be a lot less polarized if Americans still read comics on a regular basis
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When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
There was no funnier woman than Catherine O’Hara. SCTV was gold, as was everyone on it. Nothing has ever come close. Nothing.
Fuck this year.
Fuck this year.
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
There was no funnier woman than Catherine O’Hara. SCTV was gold, as was everyone on it. Nothing has ever come close. Nothing.
Fuck this year.
Fuck this year.
I’d rather see a six hour Werner Herzog documentary on the history of doorstops than watch Ratner’s MELANIA
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I’d rather see a six hour Werner Herzog documentary on the history of doorstops than watch Ratner’s MELANIA
I’m the last of my kind: the person who pays for everything they read or watch.
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I’m the last of my kind: the person who pays for everything they read or watch.
Good morning. How have the Democrats caved today?
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Good morning. How have the Democrats caved today?
It’s -17 outside but my cat needed her treats beside her in her bed before I went out in the cold
January 27, 2026 at 1:09 PM
It’s -17 outside but my cat needed her treats beside her in her bed before I went out in the cold
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in this house we say frick
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
in this house we say frick
There is no way in hell the Democrats won’t pass the ICE funding bill. This is all performative.
January 26, 2026 at 4:48 PM
There is no way in hell the Democrats won’t pass the ICE funding bill. This is all performative.
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*flicking a lit cigarette* im not like other Muppet babies
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
*flicking a lit cigarette* im not like other Muppet babies
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If you are from another country and struggling to understand American politics, let me simplify it for you.
Republicans kill American citizens, and Democrats make speeches about it
Republicans kill American citizens, and Democrats make speeches about it
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If you are from another country and struggling to understand American politics, let me simplify it for you.
Republicans kill American citizens, and Democrats make speeches about it
Republicans kill American citizens, and Democrats make speeches about it
They’re going to keep doing it until you stop them.
January 25, 2026 at 9:50 PM
They’re going to keep doing it until you stop them.
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Forever one of us.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Forever one of us.
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siri how much time have I wasted in this life approximately
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
siri how much time have I wasted in this life approximately
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in my next life i’m gonna come back as an orange cat and spread chaos everywhere
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 AM
in my next life i’m gonna come back as an orange cat and spread chaos everywhere