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Can we all please agree these abundance freaks are nothing but the next attempted rebrand of neoliberal radical centrism, a political ideology whose complete failure we are standing in the rubble of.
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Just going to note again, because somehow we've all completely retconned this and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, that pound-for-pound Biden had one of the most draconian border security regimes of any U.S. president ever, second only to Trump, *many of whose policies he inherited and kept*
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
"My problems as a conservative PM were my party was conservative" my brother in christ you joined the party.
Malcolm Turnbull says the problems he had while PM weren’t with Labor, but “with people like Angus Taylor & Tony Abbott, & their friends in the media”
“They had control over Dutton, they burnt it to the ground.”🔥
“They’ve now got their man in again with Angus Taylor” #auspol
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
"Random prominent jewish people" is so awesome. Literally doing a "Jeff Epstein the NY financier" with zero irony. Describing an insanely well connected sexual predator and trafficker with connections to high ranking government and intelligence figures is basically just some guy i guess.
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Zack's got some moves, reminds me of Mamdani's "right to exist as a state with equal rights" response. Clever, disarming answer to a pretty obviously bad faith question and the journos asking it get checkmated. Progressive pols need to take note.
Robert Peston, "Wouldn't you regret Reform UK coming through in Gorton and Denton if The Greens split the left vote?"

Zack Polanski, "We cannot say that Keir Starmer's Labour would be a left wing vote"
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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anyway, i drew this for the nib in march 2023 lol
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Should your country commit national suicide solely in service of racism?

Yes - ✅️
No - ❎️
????? Hitler country
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Cohesion.
My @smh cartoon.
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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ICE vs. NSW Police. Spot the difference.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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"Luckily the police seemed more than excited to step in and get as violent as needed to make sure he doesn't feel homesick" - Premier Minns chaser.com.au/national/nsw...
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Beyond metaphor. Minns literally sheltering a war criminal. What else can you say at this point
One of the most pathetic pictures of anyone I've ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Should Australia welcome Isaac Herzog? | First Dog on the Moon
Will banning protests keep us safe?
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Any time I look to see what the Labour government is up to in the UK it turns out to be things like making posters that Alfonso Cuarón put in the background of the long tracking shot that opens “Children of Men”.
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh fuck yeah thats the shit. Thats the first person they quote oh hell yeah
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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ok so. there is actually a global cabal of paedophiles pulling the strings behind the scenes and its everybody we most suspected. right. and nobodys been put in a vat yet. ok. right. I might go Double Insane if thats ok by everybody
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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CLAIM: It's not a crime to party with mr. epstein

FACT CHECK: True! Many people who partied with epstein have escaped justice
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
First of many inshallah
Le Monde has revealed that in the summer of 2025 a French criminal court issued indictments against two French-Israeli Jewish citizens for complicity and incitement of genocide due to their repeated attempts to block humanitarian aid from entering Gaza.

It seems to be the first case in Europe.
Gaza: French judges issue arrest warrants for French-Israeli activists over complicity in genocide
Two French-Israeli women living in Israel are facing legal proceedings initiated by French investigating judges following complaints from advocacy groups. They are accused of having obstructed, throug...
www.lemonde.fr
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
No one in history has ever done "being a pathetically desperate unlikeable loser" like he is.
Epstein Files confirm Elon Musk to be a world-historic loser
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM