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I bet staring into Pennywise's deadlights feels really good at first
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my "we dont pepper spray children" tweet has a lot of people asking about the video of me pepper spraying a child
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
my "we dont pepper spray children" tweet has a lot of people asking about the video of me pepper spraying a child
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
Looking bad dude
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Looking bad dude
It's fall, that means it's time to get my favorite forbidden treat : black radiator water fresh from the tap! Yum!
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's fall, that means it's time to get my favorite forbidden treat : black radiator water fresh from the tap! Yum!
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Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.
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i was walking somewhere in my neighborhood last night and some college aged men started yelling Baba Booey at me over and over again and not knowing what else to do in response I yelled "howard stern's penis" at them and they looked confused. They know the words but not their meaning.
January 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i was walking somewhere in my neighborhood last night and some college aged men started yelling Baba Booey at me over and over again and not knowing what else to do in response I yelled "howard stern's penis" at them and they looked confused. They know the words but not their meaning.
Young people let phones ruin their brains, I say, as I load up Instagram and watch 5 awful sketches in a row where people pretend to work in a bad office and their sketch groups name is like Dunk and Beef
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Young people let phones ruin their brains, I say, as I load up Instagram and watch 5 awful sketches in a row where people pretend to work in a bad office and their sketch groups name is like Dunk and Beef
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a lotta yall still dont get it
Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate
so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate
so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it
Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate
so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate
so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
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democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
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Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal
"Guy Who Profits Off Things Being Bad Says Things Should Stay Bad, Nothing Should Ever Get Better"
theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Guy Who Profits Off Things Being Bad Says Things Should Stay Bad, Nothing Should Ever Get Better"
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inventing a zohran's wife to be mad at
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
inventing a zohran's wife to be mad at
Listen I'm not saying it's all his fault but Francis Fukuyama has a lot to answer for
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Listen I'm not saying it's all his fault but Francis Fukuyama has a lot to answer for
This makes me want to go just to get one. My dude loved public libraries.
Minneapolis now has Prince library cards, so obviously @joelaha.bsky.social and I got ours!
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This makes me want to go just to get one. My dude loved public libraries.
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Hey @jay.bsky.team can we get a ruling on this? Is it okay to say that it's funny Dick Cheney was stung to death by wasps and that he shit his pants before dying
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hey @jay.bsky.team can we get a ruling on this? Is it okay to say that it's funny Dick Cheney was stung to death by wasps and that he shit his pants before dying
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i forgot to ask @jay.bsky.team if its ok to joke about dick cheney dying. not sure if that was only for charlie kirk or what. i think its funny that dick cheney died. im glad hes dead. is that ok @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i forgot to ask @jay.bsky.team if its ok to joke about dick cheney dying. not sure if that was only for charlie kirk or what. i think its funny that dick cheney died. im glad hes dead. is that ok @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com
this thread is a journey, AND i learned something new.
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
this thread is a journey, AND i learned something new.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
bwaaaa? can't seem to remember doing F4F, and i don't know who this theophite is, but apparently i'm a bad person now who loves drama (again, not sure what that's about)
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bwaaaa? can't seem to remember doing F4F, and i don't know who this theophite is, but apparently i'm a bad person now who loves drama (again, not sure what that's about)
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ceo of mcdonalds say big mac yum yum
Japan’s largest tech fund says AI stocks are not in a bubble and have room to rise further.
Japan’s largest tech fund says AI stocks not at bubble stage
With seven large tech companies now accounting for more than one-third of the S&P 500 index’s weighting, investors are asking if this is a sign of overheating.
ebx.sh
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
ceo of mcdonalds say big mac yum yum