Zack Calhoon
@visiblesoul.bsky.social
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Actor/Writer/Runner AGENT: Bramante Artists MANAGEMENT: Maude Kaplan Management
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Hey man I get what you're saying but what if you were saying something different
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philplait.bsky.social
Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.
richardkadrey.bsky.social
The mystery of medical diagnosis!
Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses?
Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.
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catvalente.bsky.social
Maybe we’re in such a hellhole because the angry young men (and women) are starting podcasts instead of bands.
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johnmoe.bsky.social
I like it when Paul Thomas Anderson is very clear about the content of his films.

Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture?
A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency?
A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
visiblesoul.bsky.social
“In the new century, I think we will all be insane.”
-Tony Kushner, ANGELS IN AMERICA: MILLENIUM APPROACHES
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markharris.bsky.social
I need to know the exact hypnosis technique Isaac Chotiner employs the moment after he says, "So how would you feel about jumping on the phone with me for an interview?"
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skilletqueso.com
Judge: And how do you plead?

Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor

Judge: Pleiades?

Me: Plea uh deez n-

My lawyer: OBJECTION
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Please stop casting evil spells on me. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings
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patcasey.bsky.social
The key to writing a great screenplay is to imagine a great movie and then write it down, in screenplay form
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sundaedivine.bsky.social
My therapist said it isn’t depression, it’s ennui, which is just depression wearing a beret.
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markharris.bsky.social
What Robert Redford contributed to American films via Sundance is genuinely immeasurable. He was also an extraordinarily talented director--Ordinary People and Quiz Show are two of the best American studio movies of their eras--and an actor who somehow wore his incredible charisma almost shyly. RIP.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
I hate when you go to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same skeleton costume
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mjwyatt.bsky.social
Evening shot of Mt. Hood. May 9. 🤍🩵☁️
Mt. Hood. Dark conifer trees, close up shot of snow covered mountain with some rock exposed, pale blue sky with two thick layers of gray-white clouds.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
It’s like my mom always said: Uncle Keith is your real father
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
I tilted my puppet's head back so it looks like he's laughing at my jokes. My wife and I are separated