Steve Flack
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Steve Flack
@vitaminsteve.com
· Dec 17
I solved the male loneliness epidemic with one simple trick: saying "hello" to people.
I think what makes me most mad about all of this is the way they treat the American flag, because I didn’t suffer through hours of flag protocol as a cub scout for nothing.
Oh, also the blatant homophobia.
Oh, also the blatant homophobia.
EXCLUSIVE | Amid outrage over Pride flag removal at Stonewall Monument, federal worker threatens reporter for photographing American flag-raising effort | amNewYork
The fallout over the federal government's removal of the Pride flag at the Stonewall National Monument in Greenwich Village took a new twist Wednesday when a
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February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I think what makes me most mad about all of this is the way they treat the American flag, because I didn’t suffer through hours of flag protocol as a cub scout for nothing.
Oh, also the blatant homophobia.
Oh, also the blatant homophobia.
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Going 18 days without digging out your car, you've spent on average $600 to not even use it once. Are people just bad with money?
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Going 18 days without digging out your car, you've spent on average $600 to not even use it once. Are people just bad with money?
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I know I’m fixating, but “shooting down party balloons and using it as a pretext for war” is literally the “99 Luftballons” story arc. 🎈🤯 (Even “Miami 2017” didn’t map this closely.)
![Wikipedia entry describing the story arc of “99 Luftballons”:
The lyrics of the original German version tell a story:
99 balloons are mistaken for UFOs, causing a military general to send pilots to investigate. Finding nothing but balloons, the pilots put on a large show of firepower. The display of force worries the nations along the borders and the defence ministers on each side encourage conflict to grab power for themselves.
In the end, a cataclysmic war results from the otherwise harmless flight of balloons and causes devastation on all sides without a victor, as indicated in the denouement of the song: "99 Jahre Krieg ließen keinen Platz für Sieger," which means "99 years of war left no room for victors." The anti-war song finishes with the singer walking through the devastated ruins of the world and finding a single balloon. The description of what happens in the final line of the piece is the same in German and English:
'''Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen," or "Think of you and let it go."[11]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4dp4culto5csbqs5m6ge22fw/bafkreie4ga5vudhvz4e25t5oducxifde6sf2zgal7wugci2bv5ee2qfcoe@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I know I’m fixating, but “shooting down party balloons and using it as a pretext for war” is literally the “99 Luftballons” story arc. 🎈🤯 (Even “Miami 2017” didn’t map this closely.)
petition to retroactively replace lostprophets on the spider-man 2 soundtrack with jimmy eat world.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
petition to retroactively replace lostprophets on the spider-man 2 soundtrack with jimmy eat world.
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BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
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[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.
Mike Johnson: "Americans need an ID to drive, to open a bank account, to buy cold medicine, to file govt assistance, even to attend the DNC. So why would voting be any different? They can't answer that question."
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.
Awful story, but also “the lift”
buddy was he also carrying takeaway to his flat so he could use the loo
buddy was he also carrying takeaway to his flat so he could use the loo
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Awful story, but also “the lift”
buddy was he also carrying takeaway to his flat so he could use the loo
buddy was he also carrying takeaway to his flat so he could use the loo
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Truck Nuts on a Tesla
Lotta jokes about Kid Rock makes music for people who steal catalytic converters but like
Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Truck Nuts on a Tesla
maybe it’s just me, but “elderly man runs car into sidewalk” isn’t as charming of a story as some people think it is
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
maybe it’s just me, but “elderly man runs car into sidewalk” isn’t as charming of a story as some people think it is
you ever see a joke go so far over someone's head you feel like you need to alert the FAA
Star Wars' Super Bowl Trailer is the most disappointing thing I've seen this year
Star Wars films used to be an event
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February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
you ever see a joke go so far over someone's head you feel like you need to alert the FAA
That’s a lot of snow for Florida.
This is why it's helpful to call it "car storage" instead of "parking."
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
That’s a lot of snow for Florida.
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This is why it's helpful to call it "car storage" instead of "parking."
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This is why it's helpful to call it "car storage" instead of "parking."
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Son of 45 minutes outside of Detroit.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Son of 45 minutes outside of Detroit.
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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HELL YEAH ITS BASEBALL SEASON
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
HELL YEAH ITS BASEBALL SEASON
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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This type of walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in almost all of Connecticut
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This type of walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in almost all of Connecticut
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A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls
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and people think bad bunny is going back to triple k and the fed… lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
and people think bad bunny is going back to triple k and the fed… lol
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
