Wendy Molyneux
@wendymolyneux.bsky.social
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Writer on Bob’s Burgers. Co-creator of The Great North.
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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anibundel.bsky.social
The decision to turn this into political Halloween is fucking genius, and I want to commend my fellow Americans for meeting this moment in true nerd culture fashion.
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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kristenwixx.bsky.social
This is the way. More of this, please.
Skeet from Dr. Caitlin M. Green showing people in Portland wearing inflatable costumes. The text reads, "There are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. Clearly, we have settled on a motif."
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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tiny.baby
Some personal news: I have been selected as the winner of the Nobel Penis Prize
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elnorterecuerda.bsky.social
People are using the term "pro-antifa" to describe everything now. One Battle After Another? Pro-antifa. Zohran? Yep.

Pro-Anti, all in one word, one concept.

The very fabric of reality is collapsing, beyond what AI is doing to our senses, how we make meaning. Language itself is a civil war.
wendymolyneux.bsky.social
The fact that there was even a discussion of giving the man who has orchestrated beatings in the streets and courts all year a Peace Prize makes me feel like I’m gonna burst into flames. Please give me the Not On Fire Prize after I do.
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez
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strandjunker.com
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
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katmabu.bsky.social
I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans
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internethippo.bsky.social
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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katmabu.bsky.social
I said what I said.
briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social
IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
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tuckercawley.bsky.social
American Horror Story: America
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billcorbett.bsky.social
I’m so glad Daniel Day-Lewis is back. I pray to god that Daniel Night-Lewis does not reemerge soon after. [*shudder*]
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thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown
wendymolyneux.bsky.social
Pete Hegseth smirking at his own stupid jokes today was so cringey I can’t believe we are all gonna get killed by that guy. I’d like to be killed by someone cool please.
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asharangappa.bsky.social
I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
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davidcorn.bsky.social
Hillary Clinton referred to SOME Trump supporters as”deplorable,” and the political media had a meltdown. Trump refers to all Democrats as anti-American radical communists and “the enemy within,” and it’s no big deal. His reckless and dangerous demonization has been fully normalized.
wendymolyneux.bsky.social
How is this real
atrupar.com
Trump: "I'm very careful when I walk down stairs, like I'm on stairs, I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well."
wendymolyneux.bsky.social
Could be cute near the PaperSource
wendymolyneux.bsky.social
Personally I’m excited to get shot in the streets of Burbank by a Navy Seal. So much better than what I had planned for myself (dementia, hospice, surrounded by loved ones, boring).