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Listening to Portishead
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I love it when the "show you're now watching" tile on a streaming service doesn't take you to the show page, but straight into the next episode.
It's neat that these things are made by people who can't conceive of a person skipping an episode, or wanting to know how many eps are left in a season.
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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We need this thread immediately. I’ll start:

The Delta lounge (forgive me for being bougie) uses Grown Alchemist hand soap—sweet orange, cedarwood, and sage—and it smells like being held gently by someone stronger *and* kinder than you.

What about the rest of you? What joys have you smelled?
I thought this said smell joys and got so excited to people listing scents they liked this week
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Hakeem Won’t endorse or even utter the name of New York Cities new mayor because he is Muslim but Hakeem will try to fellate a literal white supremacism who helped attempt an insurrection.

These democrats are fundamentally dangerous people and must be removed from power in any capacity.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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All SCP foundation personnel were furloughed during the shutdown. Entities were left unguarded in their cells without the usual containment rituals. Nobody played jazz music to soothe the lamp that eats people
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Today is Septidi the 27th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate tuberous peas.#JacobinDay

More information on tuberous peas
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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In the last 24 hours, we raised $50,206 for pediatric medical care and @extralife4kids.bsky.social. Thank you so much to the @giantbomb.bsky.social community for always showing up in a huge way for a good cause!
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I put $30 in the Labubu vending machine and it dispenses a figurine with my face. I scream. The figurine screams back
July 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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at 31 she was too young to be responsible for grotesque breaches of journalistic ethics but at 32 she's become [finger to ear] the type of dante scholar lana always sings about. truly has anyone ever matured so quickly and so gracefully?
[michael caine voice] she was only 31 years old
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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[avengers mansion]

CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin

IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing

OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
PBS is airing the Shakespeare in the Park Twelfth Night and if Lupita Nyongo had worn a mustache and soul patch 25 years ago, the whole trajectory of the aughts could have been altered.
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Horror movie practical effect looking ass motherfucker. Plasticine pedo protector.
I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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lining up the taco filing that fell out onto my plate with a piece of taco shell like its cocaine
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Reality is a fuckin cartoon lol
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Today on the calendar, a seminal and mind-altering work
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Today is Quintidi the 25th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the pheasant.#JacobinDay

More information on the pheasant
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Have you seen this? May I present: Carl Bernstein and Nora Ephron's son...
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This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM