Mark de la Wichita
@wichitamark.bsky.social
Just trying to be as excited about life as a blind Norfolk Terrier I once knew.
I'm a dumbass, caveat lector.
I'm a dumbass, caveat lector.
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The last two posts are probably as good as it gets from me. You should unfollow me now.
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one of our biggest problems is we spent decades coddling straight white male conservatives. we took their dumb as fuck ideas seriously, even though history, logic and science showed theyre completely unworkable. and now we're stuck with a bunch of dumbasses who have been coddled for too long
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
one of our biggest problems is we spent decades coddling straight white male conservatives. we took their dumb as fuck ideas seriously, even though history, logic and science showed theyre completely unworkable. and now we're stuck with a bunch of dumbasses who have been coddled for too long
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It’s short. The end of this administration and Trump et al in jail.
What do you want for Christmas? Is there anything God can get done for you?
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s short. The end of this administration and Trump et al in jail.
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When people say not everything fits into neat little boxes I get out the power tools and make them fit.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When people say not everything fits into neat little boxes I get out the power tools and make them fit.
Might end up with a pair of furry slippers. Woke up this morning and noticed the hearing aid charger knocked off the table and empty on the floor. Rat bastards chewed off the ends of both of them, and I am not sure I will ever forgive them. #FuckThemCats
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Might end up with a pair of furry slippers. Woke up this morning and noticed the hearing aid charger knocked off the table and empty on the floor. Rat bastards chewed off the ends of both of them, and I am not sure I will ever forgive them. #FuckThemCats
Taylor Sheridan has the unique ability to make every episode of every show essentially the same fantasy lifestyle infomercial for dudes that don't respect women.
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Taylor Sheridan has the unique ability to make every episode of every show essentially the same fantasy lifestyle infomercial for dudes that don't respect women.
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vanity fair knew exactly what it was doing
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
vanity fair knew exactly what it was doing
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Tua Taga-notgonnaworkhereanymore
Coach Mike McDaniel confirms that Quinn Ewers will start and explains that Zach Wilson will be the backup QB. Tua Tagovailoa will be the emergency third QB.
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Tua Taga-notgonnaworkhereanymore
I was good friends with a guy that was very self-destructive and died young, but we had an authentic appreciation of each other and scotch and music and every time we got wasted we would listen to Zeppelin, culminating in Stairway to Heaven. He was the most genuine person I've known and I miss him.
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I was good friends with a guy that was very self-destructive and died young, but we had an authentic appreciation of each other and scotch and music and every time we got wasted we would listen to Zeppelin, culminating in Stairway to Heaven. He was the most genuine person I've known and I miss him.
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I’m trying to remain delulu enough so I don’t jump off a high space.
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m trying to remain delulu enough so I don’t jump off a high space.
Watching Billy Bob Thornton's 70 year old ass bang Ali Larter is just creepy.
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Watching Billy Bob Thornton's 70 year old ass bang Ali Larter is just creepy.
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we’re fucking over it
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
we’re fucking over it
This is my message to humanity...
I think people would be really happy with the results of the zipper merge if they would be willing to just let it happen
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is my message to humanity...
In case throwing trans people or homeless people under the bus wasn't a good enough reason, let this be why you say never Newsom.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In case throwing trans people or homeless people under the bus wasn't a good enough reason, let this be why you say never Newsom.
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this ratio should be enough to disqualify newsom from ever seeking higher office
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
this ratio should be enough to disqualify newsom from ever seeking higher office
Someone in at my office is actively trying to die of hypertension. There are several of these cans in the recycle bin. Each can contains 43% of the sodium recommend each day. WTF? There are no endurance athletes here. Why???
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Someone in at my office is actively trying to die of hypertension. There are several of these cans in the recycle bin. Each can contains 43% of the sodium recommend each day. WTF? There are no endurance athletes here. Why???
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We could pick and choose what parts of each system we want to copy. But we won't. Because we are incapable as a country of admitting that another country might have it better than us, and we're beholden to sociopaths who think that the government shouldn't help people (well ... THOSE people).
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
We could pick and choose what parts of each system we want to copy. But we won't. Because we are incapable as a country of admitting that another country might have it better than us, and we're beholden to sociopaths who think that the government shouldn't help people (well ... THOSE people).
Found an old ID from about 10 years ago. Haven't had facial hair since. Been thinking of growing out a beard, if only to then have a mustache for awhile to embarrass my kid.
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Found an old ID from about 10 years ago. Haven't had facial hair since. Been thinking of growing out a beard, if only to then have a mustache for awhile to embarrass my kid.
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Charlie Day is a treasure.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Charlie Day is a treasure.
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Live your life in such a way that an entire country isn't discussing their plans for how to celebrate on the day of your passing.
May the horrific things he's said about others upon their passing, fall upon him 10 million fold in return.
May the horrific things he's said about others upon their passing, fall upon him 10 million fold in return.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Live your life in such a way that an entire country isn't discussing their plans for how to celebrate on the day of your passing.
May the horrific things he's said about others upon their passing, fall upon him 10 million fold in return.
May the horrific things he's said about others upon their passing, fall upon him 10 million fold in return.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
So is this how Raiders fans feel, like all the time?
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So is this how Raiders fans feel, like all the time?
Reaching the point where it is cheaper to eat the rich than buy groceries.
December 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reaching the point where it is cheaper to eat the rich than buy groceries.