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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 6h

So many outs!

(apply to ongoing baseball game or thousands of fired government employees)

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 6h

I liked the "replace one player with a dog every inning" suggestion.

Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 7h

An evil country governed by evil people. An abomination to Judaism.

Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 7h

CNN reports Israel will not release Dr. Hussam Abu Safiya as part of the ceasefire deal with Hamas. The eminent pediatrician was detained in Dec. during Israel’s raid on Kamal Adwan Hospital, after he refused to abandon patients under siege.

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 9h

Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
and MELT THE FROZEN COPS

Three little frogs clinging to a branch. They are green on top and pink-orange on bottom with red fingers and toes.

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 9h

"When I said Be Not Afraid, I was totally fucking with you. Why wouldn't you be afraid of a thing with a hundred eyes?"

Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 10h

you tried

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 10h

a man with a beard is asking the question why you mad

ALT: a man with a beard is asking the question why you mad

media.tenor.com

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 10h

this skeet will be there for you when you get to the pearly gates

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 11h

I once heard the phrase "being right too early is an unforgivable sin". It is unfortunately correct.

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 11h

OWLS NATTY INCOMING

Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 11h

a man in a tuxedo is getting his bow tie adjusted by a man in a white shirt .

ALT: a man in a tuxedo is getting his bow tie adjusted by a man in a white shirt .

media.tenor.com

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 11h

One of my very favorite things about Bluesky is how proud people are to dump their complete stupidity on to the public.

Disco Brian spent TIME on this post. He thought about it and wrote drafts and shit. All to advertise that he gorges himself on the laziest capitalist propaganda.

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 11h

I'll go a step further. It is possible that the government shutdown goes on for months.

Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 13h

they instablocked me, which is a sign that they have a great and meaningful rebuttal

Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 13h

every liberal is two skeets away from full Nazi

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 14h

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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 14h

I fuckin wish.

Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social · 14h

Remember how the Emperor "wiped away" the senate? Why do anything that grand when you can just put them in time out permanently?

Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 18h

A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week