Green Eyed Forest Witch
@witchstephanie.bsky.social
Forest Queen . Midnight Witch . The Forest Is In My DNA 🍄
Horror Movies . Silly Humour. Art . Vegan . 420 . Music (blues, classic rock, folk and classical). 💜 💍 Quirky southpaw from BC Island 🇨🇦
I roll the ugliest joints.
Horror Movies . Silly Humour. Art . Vegan . 420 . Music (blues, classic rock, folk and classical). 💜 💍 Quirky southpaw from BC Island 🇨🇦
I roll the ugliest joints.
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how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
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the moon is being such a drama queen tonight but go ahead and worship her anyway
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
the moon is being such a drama queen tonight but go ahead and worship her anyway
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I’m not gonna let you borrow my Necronomicon.
Stop asking.
Stop asking.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’m not gonna let you borrow my Necronomicon.
Stop asking.
Stop asking.
I just want to punch the weird aI creeps, in the govt lotto commercials, in the face. So fucking weird it looks like a 4 yo’s fever nightmare. 🤮🤮🤮
I fucking hate it.
I fucking hate it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I just want to punch the weird aI creeps, in the govt lotto commercials, in the face. So fucking weird it looks like a 4 yo’s fever nightmare. 🤮🤮🤮
I fucking hate it.
I fucking hate it.
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Crucifix dagger, Spain (circa 1650s)
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Crucifix dagger, Spain (circa 1650s)
This stuff is going to be the death of me 🪦😈
It’s so freaking good! Ugh
www.boomchickapop.com/seasonal-pop...
It’s so freaking good! Ugh
www.boomchickapop.com/seasonal-pop...
White Chocolate Flavored Peppermint Drizzled Kettle Corn | Angie's Boomchickapop
Did someone say white chocolate? Angie’s BOOMCHICKAPOP white chocolate peppermint popcorn is like if peppermint bark and popcorn had a holiday miracle.
www.boomchickapop.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This stuff is going to be the death of me 🪦😈
It’s so freaking good! Ugh
www.boomchickapop.com/seasonal-pop...
It’s so freaking good! Ugh
www.boomchickapop.com/seasonal-pop...
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[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
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getting a little more insane each day as i open the tiny advent calendar doors
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
getting a little more insane each day as i open the tiny advent calendar doors
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Sometimes other people make noise and I don't like that.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes other people make noise and I don't like that.
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when you get all cozy then realize your snacks are way over there..
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
when you get all cozy then realize your snacks are way over there..
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Moose
2. Grizzly Bear
3. Cougar
4. Deer
5. Otter
1. Moose
2. Grizzly Bear
3. Cougar
4. Deer
5. Otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Chipmunk
Bald Eagle
Red Tail Hawk
Buck
Bison
Chipmunk
Bald Eagle
Red Tail Hawk
Buck
Bison
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Chipmunk
Squirrel
Chickadee
Poodle
Chupacabra
Chipmunk
Squirrel
Chickadee
Poodle
Chupacabra
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Moose
2. Grizzly Bear
3. Cougar
4. Deer
5. Otter
1. Moose
2. Grizzly Bear
3. Cougar
4. Deer
5. Otter
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Mama Told Me (Not To Come)
YouTube video by Three Dog Night - Topic
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Watching a horror movie called Death Note and it finally dawned on me that’s Willem Dafoe’s voice!
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Watching a horror movie called Death Note and it finally dawned on me that’s Willem Dafoe’s voice!
I baked a cake and it looks atrocious. Like cake fail atrocious. 🤣🤣🤣
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I baked a cake and it looks atrocious. Like cake fail atrocious. 🤣🤣🤣
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Oh my, I have never seen my name in a title of a movie. The title concerns me…🤣
this years experiment was a massive success @weard.moe
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Oh my, I have never seen my name in a title of a movie. The title concerns me…🤣
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The Pickle will only use the scratcher if it is positioned in the single most inconvenient spot for human traffic. She has also claimed 2 air conditioner covers as her due.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Pickle will only use the scratcher if it is positioned in the single most inconvenient spot for human traffic. She has also claimed 2 air conditioner covers as her due.
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The hotel I stayed at in Boston text me that they want me to visit again. Like omg, so obsessed with me.
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The hotel I stayed at in Boston text me that they want me to visit again. Like omg, so obsessed with me.
And now I am going to smoke a jay and watch horror movies!
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
And now I am going to smoke a jay and watch horror movies!
Went for a long drive this Hallows Eve. It was beautiful, foggy, fall night. The best night of all. I listen to the Doors and took pictures of local pumpkins. 🎃
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Went for a long drive this Hallows Eve. It was beautiful, foggy, fall night. The best night of all. I listen to the Doors and took pictures of local pumpkins. 🎃
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
Happy Halloween! 👽🎃👻🫶🏻
The best day of the whole year, imo!
The best day of the whole year, imo!
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Happy Halloween! 👽🎃👻🫶🏻
The best day of the whole year, imo!
The best day of the whole year, imo!
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🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.
March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.