Cosmo Clyde
@yerboypdk.bsky.social
Bass drummer, TV technician, loud boy, old internet, consciously normal these days
Sober as hell
Sober as hell
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“millions of people worldwide will pay for MLS Season Pass to pay to see Messi and friends”
Exclusive: OpenAI has projected 220 million people will be paying for a basic ChatGPT subscription by 2030 as it follows Slack’s and Spotify’s business playbook.
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OpenAI Projected at Least 220 Million People Will Pay for ChatGPT by 2030
To boost ChatGPT revenue, OpenAI is following a playbook enterprise apps Zoom and Slack have used to increase paid users. It’s hooking up most of its users—which now number more than 800 million—with ...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“millions of people worldwide will pay for MLS Season Pass to pay to see Messi and friends”
In the city? That sounds nice
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In the city? That sounds nice
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
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Sleeping with three creepy old presidential candidates? They might think it's an organization. Can you imagine, can you imagine sleeping with 50 creepy old presidential candidates? In harmony? Friends, they may think it's a movement.
And that's what it is.
And that's what it is.
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sleeping with three creepy old presidential candidates? They might think it's an organization. Can you imagine, can you imagine sleeping with 50 creepy old presidential candidates? In harmony? Friends, they may think it's a movement.
And that's what it is.
And that's what it is.
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Mrs. Met
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Mrs. Met
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leave society, be a monkey
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
leave society, be a monkey
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She was fair and clear. What more do you want from a ref?
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
She was fair and clear. What more do you want from a ref?
The Bad Sex in Fiction awards needs to come back
A California winemaker is struggling to sell his Chardonnay ... so he's written a romantasy novella about it. The novella, unsurprisingly, looks awful.
www.sfchronicle.com/food/wine/ar...
www.sfchronicle.com/food/wine/ar...
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Bad Sex in Fiction awards needs to come back
Moving to the Euro schedule would be a death blow
As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season
Which is why MLS will do it, of course.
As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season
Which is why MLS will do it, of course.
broad swaths of the midwest, east coast and Texas would be unspekably cold to play in if this switch happens
that's before we even mention how many fall sports MLS would be competing against for attention
that's before we even mention how many fall sports MLS would be competing against for attention
You’ve probably heard that the MLS Board of Governors is meeting this week to discuss, among other things, a move to the “European” schedule. My understanding is that there’s no way that happens in 2026, but there’s a very real possibility that it could happen in 2027.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Moving to the Euro schedule would be a death blow
As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season
Which is why MLS will do it, of course.
As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season
Which is why MLS will do it, of course.
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finally found the difference between truth and beauty
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
finally found the difference between truth and beauty
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"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
*buffy saint marie voice* MAGICK IS AFOOT
DICK CHENEY IS DEAD WOKE IS ALIVE
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*buffy saint marie voice* MAGICK IS AFOOT
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lol
FOURTH DEMOCRATIC FLIP OF THE NIGHT IN VIRGINIA!
And it's a big one, Carrie Coyner in #HD75 (Harris+7) has lost re-election after leaking the Jay Jones texts
And it's a big one, Carrie Coyner in #HD75 (Harris+7) has lost re-election after leaking the Jay Jones texts
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
lol
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
When I am king, I will outlaw the button for “hey did you want to sign up for a credit card or extra thing you’ll never use” being labeled “maybe later”
There will never be a maybe later
I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button
There will never be a maybe later
I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When I am king, I will outlaw the button for “hey did you want to sign up for a credit card or extra thing you’ll never use” being labeled “maybe later”
There will never be a maybe later
I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button
There will never be a maybe later
I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button
THE KING
I know I should stop writing about zips. But I’ve just suffered another outrage | Adrian Chiles
I know I should stop writing about zips. But I’ve just suffered another outrage | Adrian Chiles
When an expensive suitcase refused to close, all my old frustration came flooding back. Don’t tell me to pull myself together, writes Adrian Chiles
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
THE KING
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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Happy MLS DC United Season Ticket Window to all who observe.
Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.
They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.
Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.
They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy MLS DC United Season Ticket Window to all who observe.
Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.
They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.
Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.
They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.
And here's the problem: this is the dam-busting year.
At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.
DCU can't say this because it's not true.
At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.
DCU can't say this because it's not true.
You know if I was a club that just won their second wooden spoon in 4 years, have the longest playoff drought in the league. Maybe I would consider recognizing that and posting something like this. Nothing against the people working at the club specifically, Jason would never allow this. #DCU
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
And here's the problem: this is the dam-busting year.
At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.
DCU can't say this because it's not true.
At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.
DCU can't say this because it's not true.
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Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
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That’s Sabrina Carpenter
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
That’s Sabrina Carpenter