R. Dorian Goetz 🔞🏳️⚧️🪡
@yesthatargets.bsky.social
Illustrator, DIY enthusiast, parent, travels with a Smart Doll, probably not a werewolf
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Taking stock of my progress over the last 5 years since I started painting again. Here's the first mini I did after losing my dominant arm, and the last one for contrast. I keep Nigel the Ultramarine on my desk to remind myself that I've improved massively no matter what the brain gremlins say :)
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Taking stock of my progress over the last 5 years since I started painting again. Here's the first mini I did after losing my dominant arm, and the last one for contrast. I keep Nigel the Ultramarine on my desk to remind myself that I've improved massively no matter what the brain gremlins say :)
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here’s a nice one to print out and keep in your heathcare binder
also if you have a preteen make sure to ask about gardesil
also if you have a preteen make sure to ask about gardesil
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
here’s a nice one to print out and keep in your heathcare binder
also if you have a preteen make sure to ask about gardesil
also if you have a preteen make sure to ask about gardesil
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“That kite is junk,” said the robins. “Throw it away and go home.”
Toad ran back to Frog. “This kite is junk,” he said. “I think we should throw it away and go home.”
“Toad,” said Frog, “we need one more try.”
Toad ran back to Frog. “This kite is junk,” he said. “I think we should throw it away and go home.”
“Toad,” said Frog, “we need one more try.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“That kite is junk,” said the robins. “Throw it away and go home.”
Toad ran back to Frog. “This kite is junk,” he said. “I think we should throw it away and go home.”
“Toad,” said Frog, “we need one more try.”
Toad ran back to Frog. “This kite is junk,” he said. “I think we should throw it away and go home.”
“Toad,” said Frog, “we need one more try.”
I’m half tempted to get some memorial jewelry for my dog who passed away last year.
I considered a tattoo, but my husband would have to look at that when I’m naked and I don’t want him associating sad thoughts w/ my naked.
(Not that I would get a nose print tattooed on my butt, but still—)
I considered a tattoo, but my husband would have to look at that when I’m naked and I don’t want him associating sad thoughts w/ my naked.
(Not that I would get a nose print tattooed on my butt, but still—)
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I’m half tempted to get some memorial jewelry for my dog who passed away last year.
I considered a tattoo, but my husband would have to look at that when I’m naked and I don’t want him associating sad thoughts w/ my naked.
(Not that I would get a nose print tattooed on my butt, but still—)
I considered a tattoo, but my husband would have to look at that when I’m naked and I don’t want him associating sad thoughts w/ my naked.
(Not that I would get a nose print tattooed on my butt, but still—)
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
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AUCTION ENDS TODAY! Fireshin still has no SB!! Each winner receives one semi-custom elemental Widdershin including the egg & elemental sheet! BIDDING HAS BEGUN on TH: toyhou.se/36716426.wid... & come join our Discord! discord.gg/agr5UPqx #adopt #art #furry #furryart #nsfw
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
AUCTION ENDS TODAY! Fireshin still has no SB!! Each winner receives one semi-custom elemental Widdershin including the egg & elemental sheet! BIDDING HAS BEGUN on TH: toyhou.se/36716426.wid... & come join our Discord! discord.gg/agr5UPqx #adopt #art #furry #furryart #nsfw
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fwiw, this is an independently owned and operated hotel (Hilton franchisee) and Hilton corporate has disavowed its action here
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
fwiw, this is an independently owned and operated hotel (Hilton franchisee) and Hilton corporate has disavowed its action here
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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happy 85th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
happy 85th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki
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And I started this year by finishing coloring this art piece!
Exploring the origins of the Sharkfolk and Roberto's past. Between ancestors, supernatural events, and mysterious human figures, the sea still hides secrets from its own guardian sharks. 🌊🦈✨
Exploring the origins of the Sharkfolk and Roberto's past. Between ancestors, supernatural events, and mysterious human figures, the sea still hides secrets from its own guardian sharks. 🌊🦈✨
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
And I started this year by finishing coloring this art piece!
Exploring the origins of the Sharkfolk and Roberto's past. Between ancestors, supernatural events, and mysterious human figures, the sea still hides secrets from its own guardian sharks. 🌊🦈✨
Exploring the origins of the Sharkfolk and Roberto's past. Between ancestors, supernatural events, and mysterious human figures, the sea still hides secrets from its own guardian sharks. 🌊🦈✨
Ugh, I just gagged a little at the thought of having to use this.
I'm so happy I switched to Open Office years ago, when I decided I actually needed a word processor but didn't want to capitulate to a subscription model. (It's not too late to switch!)
www.openoffice.org
I'm so happy I switched to Open Office years ago, when I decided I actually needed a word processor but didn't want to capitulate to a subscription model. (It's not too late to switch!)
www.openoffice.org
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Ugh, I just gagged a little at the thought of having to use this.
I'm so happy I switched to Open Office years ago, when I decided I actually needed a word processor but didn't want to capitulate to a subscription model. (It's not too late to switch!)
www.openoffice.org
I'm so happy I switched to Open Office years ago, when I decided I actually needed a word processor but didn't want to capitulate to a subscription model. (It's not too late to switch!)
www.openoffice.org
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PSA for any bat-friends inspired by this post: thick work gloves like the ones being worn in this picture are absolutely necessary before attempting to handle a bat! Do not let it anywhere near bare skin! And if it appears ill or is acting erratically, do not approach, just call a pro
Hey if I'm late on my next deadline its because I just spent 2 hours swabbing this guy with oil to save him from a moth trap
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
PSA for any bat-friends inspired by this post: thick work gloves like the ones being worn in this picture are absolutely necessary before attempting to handle a bat! Do not let it anywhere near bare skin! And if it appears ill or is acting erratically, do not approach, just call a pro
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Furries are a sign of a healthy online ecosystem btw. Think of us like endemic fauna, but hornier
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Furries are a sign of a healthy online ecosystem btw. Think of us like endemic fauna, but hornier
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Absolutely love Beam, their quality is outstanding and Anong Beam is just one of the loveliest people there is
A reminder to any canadian (or any) #watercolor artists. Beam Paints is an Indigenous owned company with beautiful plastic-free hues. Their sparkly metallics are to die for
www.beampaints.com
www.beampaints.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Absolutely love Beam, their quality is outstanding and Anong Beam is just one of the loveliest people there is
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Sorry truck bros, your new $150k "TRDPRO Duramax Triton Bighorn Texas Ranch Steakhouse Lonestar edition" will never match the masc/butch perfection of this 80s farm pickup with class 8 big rig tires and a bored dog in the back:
January 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Sorry truck bros, your new $150k "TRDPRO Duramax Triton Bighorn Texas Ranch Steakhouse Lonestar edition" will never match the masc/butch perfection of this 80s farm pickup with class 8 big rig tires and a bored dog in the back:
I’ve got a friend in need in my Mom Group, and I just bought her the Poorcraft Cookbook from @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social 📖
My girl needs congee. ❤️
My girl needs congee. ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I’ve got a friend in need in my Mom Group, and I just bought her the Poorcraft Cookbook from @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social 📖
My girl needs congee. ❤️
My girl needs congee. ❤️
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The lead up to WW3 is shaping up to be even stupider than the lead up to WWI
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The lead up to WW3 is shaping up to be even stupider than the lead up to WWI
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
Time to go sew the #SmartDoll yukata (freebie pattern).
If it fits on Kimiko and her gigantic #DDdy tiddies, perfect! If not, I'm sure Haruka ( #smartdollprideprowess ) would love to have it.
I'll also give it a quick test on Penelope to see if I can alter the pattern, or have to buy new. #dollsky
If it fits on Kimiko and her gigantic #DDdy tiddies, perfect! If not, I'm sure Haruka ( #smartdollprideprowess ) would love to have it.
I'll also give it a quick test on Penelope to see if I can alter the pattern, or have to buy new. #dollsky
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Time to go sew the #SmartDoll yukata (freebie pattern).
If it fits on Kimiko and her gigantic #DDdy tiddies, perfect! If not, I'm sure Haruka ( #smartdollprideprowess ) would love to have it.
I'll also give it a quick test on Penelope to see if I can alter the pattern, or have to buy new. #dollsky
If it fits on Kimiko and her gigantic #DDdy tiddies, perfect! If not, I'm sure Haruka ( #smartdollprideprowess ) would love to have it.
I'll also give it a quick test on Penelope to see if I can alter the pattern, or have to buy new. #dollsky
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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“In the woods where snow is thick, bars of sunlight lay like pale fire.”
(Catherine Mansfield)
🎨 Eyvind Earle
#wintersky
(Catherine Mansfield)
🎨 Eyvind Earle
#wintersky
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
“In the woods where snow is thick, bars of sunlight lay like pale fire.”
(Catherine Mansfield)
🎨 Eyvind Earle
#wintersky
(Catherine Mansfield)
🎨 Eyvind Earle
#wintersky
Maybe it will happen today.
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Maybe it will happen today.
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now more than ever:
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
now more than ever: