R. Dorian Goetz 🔞🏳️⚧️🪡
@yesthatargets.bsky.social
Illustrator, DIY enthusiast, parent, travels with a Smart Doll, probably not a werewolf
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February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Volunteer #librarians from around the world joined forces to build the Nancy Drew collection on Open Library—volunteering their time to organize series, verify editions, untangle authorship, and clean up metadata so anyone can discover these books.
Learn more ➡️ blog.openlibrary.org/2026/01/30/a...
Learn more ➡️ blog.openlibrary.org/2026/01/30/a...
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Volunteer #librarians from around the world joined forces to build the Nancy Drew collection on Open Library—volunteering their time to organize series, verify editions, untangle authorship, and clean up metadata so anyone can discover these books.
Learn more ➡️ blog.openlibrary.org/2026/01/30/a...
Learn more ➡️ blog.openlibrary.org/2026/01/30/a...
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Did you just find out your favorite, super successful author is a piece of crap?
Good news! There are literally hundreds of other, amazing and vibrant writers out there who are pretty rad. Not perfect (who is?) but definitely worth your time.
Good news! There are literally hundreds of other, amazing and vibrant writers out there who are pretty rad. Not perfect (who is?) but definitely worth your time.
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Did you just find out your favorite, super successful author is a piece of crap?
Good news! There are literally hundreds of other, amazing and vibrant writers out there who are pretty rad. Not perfect (who is?) but definitely worth your time.
Good news! There are literally hundreds of other, amazing and vibrant writers out there who are pretty rad. Not perfect (who is?) but definitely worth your time.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
I just glimpsed a headline about a recipe that makes scrambled eggs "thick and creamy" and I almost threw up, so now you get to, too.
February 3, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I just glimpsed a headline about a recipe that makes scrambled eggs "thick and creamy" and I almost threw up, so now you get to, too.
My maternal gran's family emigrated to Canada when she was roughly high-school age. My grandfather's father emigrated to to the US (abandoned his family?!) and started over.
All were from Finland and married w/in The Church. Not sure if religion was a motivating factor, jobs, or Soviet Union.
All were from Finland and married w/in The Church. Not sure if religion was a motivating factor, jobs, or Soviet Union.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 AM
My maternal gran's family emigrated to Canada when she was roughly high-school age. My grandfather's father emigrated to to the US (abandoned his family?!) and started over.
All were from Finland and married w/in The Church. Not sure if religion was a motivating factor, jobs, or Soviet Union.
All were from Finland and married w/in The Church. Not sure if religion was a motivating factor, jobs, or Soviet Union.
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I keep seeing the “reminder don’t use Adobe here are the alternatives” image going around and folks, the problem is not just that Adobe sucks, the problem is they’re blocking legal access to decades of art files utilized by individuals and entire teams
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I keep seeing the “reminder don’t use Adobe here are the alternatives” image going around and folks, the problem is not just that Adobe sucks, the problem is they’re blocking legal access to decades of art files utilized by individuals and entire teams
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Hilda — Duane Bryers
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Hilda — Duane Bryers
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Time to get back to what matters, my shorks OC's!
I had the idea of redesigning Roberto's tattoos to make them more meaningful, so I did some studies of how they would look on his body! 🦈✨
(Or just an excuse to draw Berto shirtless?)
#shark #sharkfolk
I had the idea of redesigning Roberto's tattoos to make them more meaningful, so I did some studies of how they would look on his body! 🦈✨
(Or just an excuse to draw Berto shirtless?)
#shark #sharkfolk
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Time to get back to what matters, my shorks OC's!
I had the idea of redesigning Roberto's tattoos to make them more meaningful, so I did some studies of how they would look on his body! 🦈✨
(Or just an excuse to draw Berto shirtless?)
#shark #sharkfolk
I had the idea of redesigning Roberto's tattoos to make them more meaningful, so I did some studies of how they would look on his body! 🦈✨
(Or just an excuse to draw Berto shirtless?)
#shark #sharkfolk
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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Neil Gaiman is crawling out of his bog two years after sexual assault allegations to play the sweet old fantasy uncle again -- complete with name-dropping that book you like & his twee "make good art" catchphrase -- all in order to (of course) sell you his upcoming book. Don't you dare fall for it.
February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Neil Gaiman is crawling out of his bog two years after sexual assault allegations to play the sweet old fantasy uncle again -- complete with name-dropping that book you like & his twee "make good art" catchphrase -- all in order to (of course) sell you his upcoming book. Don't you dare fall for it.
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Six More Weeks of Wet Season Predicted as Geoduck Squirts All Over His Shadow: tinyurl.com/mu6br7ye
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Six More Weeks of Wet Season Predicted as Geoduck Squirts All Over His Shadow: tinyurl.com/mu6br7ye
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We shipped somewhere around 20,000 whistles *today* (850 of those were mine) and literally the only thing we need are some coils of plastic to turn into a fleet of whistles. Help out! linktr.ee/WhistleWishl...
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February 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
We shipped somewhere around 20,000 whistles *today* (850 of those were mine) and literally the only thing we need are some coils of plastic to turn into a fleet of whistles. Help out! linktr.ee/WhistleWishl...
I haven’t had to take this much ibuprofen since last April, when I had surgery to remove four organs
Fucking hell I hate being sick
Fucking hell I hate being sick
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I haven’t had to take this much ibuprofen since last April, when I had surgery to remove four organs
Fucking hell I hate being sick
Fucking hell I hate being sick
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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...I love this so much
Need a distraction from the 24-hour news cycle? Check out "Balloon Dog Anatomy" by the great Jason Freeny.
February 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
...I love this so much
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May 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Look. There's a lot going on right now.
But I just realized that the narrator on Sponge Bob has a French accent as a nod to Jacques Cousteau.
But I just realized that the narrator on Sponge Bob has a French accent as a nod to Jacques Cousteau.
February 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Look. There's a lot going on right now.
But I just realized that the narrator on Sponge Bob has a French accent as a nod to Jacques Cousteau.
But I just realized that the narrator on Sponge Bob has a French accent as a nod to Jacques Cousteau.
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Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
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Sketches for a thing that never worked out... Never not disappointed that I was born 50 years too late to be a Playboy cartoonist.
February 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sketches for a thing that never worked out... Never not disappointed that I was born 50 years too late to be a Playboy cartoonist.
I need to redevelop my “simple” style.!I used to have one, and then I let it rust away.
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I need to redevelop my “simple” style.!I used to have one, and then I let it rust away.
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For context, organizers in Springfield have asked for support via donations and that no one travel there even to act as observers, and that anyone who lives/works in town should attend a training on how to protect neighbors and interact with ICE.
See the post about DIFA if you're in Dayton.
See the post about DIFA if you're in Dayton.
Springfield (eating the dogs / cats) Ohio desperately needs your help with ICE.
Ohio Gov Mike DeWine said it will be “the next Minneapolis” as 15,000 Haitians (1/4th of the entire city) will have their TPS status prematurely revoked Weds Feb 4th.
Here are links to donate and volunteer directly: 1/
Ohio Gov Mike DeWine said it will be “the next Minneapolis” as 15,000 Haitians (1/4th of the entire city) will have their TPS status prematurely revoked Weds Feb 4th.
Here are links to donate and volunteer directly: 1/
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
For context, organizers in Springfield have asked for support via donations and that no one travel there even to act as observers, and that anyone who lives/works in town should attend a training on how to protect neighbors and interact with ICE.
See the post about DIFA if you're in Dayton.
See the post about DIFA if you're in Dayton.
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...I feel like there's a "one of us always tells the truth, one of us always lies" joke in here somewhere
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
...I feel like there's a "one of us always tells the truth, one of us always lies" joke in here somewhere