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Yonxers
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NYC by way of Appalachia...
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Rétro Station Service ⛽️ SHELL ⛽️ avec voitures 1970s en Bulgarie
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Meanwhile, back in the real world . . .

The Trump/Johnson government shutdown has entered its 36th day, breaking the record set during Donald Trump’s first term for the longest government shutdown in U.S. history. Well done, Republicans! No wonder you were routed last night.
Johnson: When we go into the midterms, we’re very bullish on the outcome. We have an extraordinary record to run on. The first nine months of this Congress and this administration, arguably the most productive of all time.
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
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i closed out my column this week with this preemptive jab at basically every commentator currently looking for ways to say that last night didn’t count
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Dementia patients need this.
New sign outside the Oval Office..
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They LITERALLY campaigned on making children go hungry as a political statement and they can't figure out why they lost.
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
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So Meghan McCain wants to know how she’s supposed to raise her children in a state with an attorney general who said horrible things? Gosh Meghan, I don’t know. Maybe the same way you raise your children in a country with a president who says horrible things every day.👇
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
I always think "Bodega" would be a great name for a New York punk band.
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Looking forward to the next 4 years of Fox News anchors deliberately mangling Zohran's name like he's some Cthulhu Mythos deity.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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When you stop using X then open it back up after a while, you realize how obviously it’s designed to elevate vicious jerks who share Musk and Trump’s cruelest, dumbest beliefs. Harder to see when you’re addicted to it; blazingly apparent from the outside looking in.

Journalists: It’s bad for you!
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Pour one out for all the rich Republicans who threatened to leave NYC if Mamdani won. Enjoy Tennessee or Arkansas-- I'm sure it will be very fulfilling and the social life will be totally comparable!
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Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.

It’s louder & clearer tonight.
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i am going to call mamdani "america's mayor" just to make people angry jajaja it's gonna be fun
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Today, Andrew Cuomo became a waiter at Zohran Mamdani’s table of success.
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
Is that a scream? That feels more like a relaxing sigh.
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What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?

This.

This is what you get.
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Dick Cheney is now in Hell and rooming with Henry Kissinger.