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if you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Dr. Who", or "Transformers.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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Followed in frequency by
"Why?"
'No, but..."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It depends."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Trust me - I know what I'm doing."
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Virtual Desktops on Windows aren't used enough. Mac has the "maximize to Virtual Desktop" button so I did a similar thing for Windows. Please go test it and file issues.

SHIFT-CLICK on the Maximize button will maximize a window to a new Virtual Desktop. Also a hotkey.
github.com/shanselman/M...
Release v0.0.1 · shanselman/MaximizeToVirtualDesktop
MaximizeToVirtualDesktop v0.0.1 macOS green-button behavior for Windows 11 — maximize any window to its own virtual desktop. 📦 Downloads File Platform MaximizeToVirtualDesktop-v0.0.1-win-x64...
github.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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I’m approaching 40 so i use claude opus 4.6 to explain to me what a gif means that someone sent me on discord.
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Typical hound...
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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For my Aussie & UK followers…
This is spot on, would buy this song.
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Haha had a scam call from 09 3024800 claiming to be the fraud team at my bank. I declined to provide any verifying data and called the 0800 instead.

Beware the con artists. This one had a New Zild accent!

I shall discuss it on my weekly telco/bank anti-fraud call tomorrow. 😇
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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Adoot, don't shop!

#DogsGetTheirDue
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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Two fire trucks failing at a large fire is what firefighters have been warning about for a long time. Services need a government that will invest in them #nzpol

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Part of Taupō high school ‘completely destroyed’, as two fire appliances fail
Emergency services were called to the blaze on Spa Rd on Sunday afternoon, while Fire and Emergency NZ
www.stuff.co.nz
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Nothing winds me up more than Luxon and assorted other suits saying we need to be wealthier before we can afford doctors, nurses, water we can swim in etc. Meanwhile wealthier kiwi households have stacked up huge piles of savings (cash, shares, equity etc). The economy works for the few. [🧵 1/n]
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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We all live in Jeffrey Epstein's world
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
We all live in Jeffrey Epstein's world
The most disturbing revelation so far
open.substack.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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I worked as a product manager and saw how this idea, which was devised specifically to make more money from people was taken up by sectors that lose their value if all they do is try to make a profit.
February 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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In praise of librarians
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Alert tones in ads are the worst idea.

Advertising agencies take note.
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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This contextualizes the wailing of mediocre men when a new generation of authors emerged and said this shit was not okay, ever, and we will hold you accountable for it.

There is a woman who never wrote, because she felt unwelcome, and I know she had something important to say. That makes me sad.
February 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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"Epstein class" has the stickiness to it to become an amazing slogan for democrats to use that will land solidly with people. It's perfect and whoever wrote it should be very proud.
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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When someone posts an unidentified spider pic and 30 comments are all

Ugh!
Whitetail
KILL IT
white tail don’t get bitten
HATE spiders

and them someone who wrote an actual book on NZ spiders says

Common house spider (Baudumna sp.), harmless

And this in a nutshell is all social media discourse.
November 2, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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A guide for Aucklanders keeping watch for yellow-legged hornets:

1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet

2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Given that Jeff Bezos has named his yacht with a te reo Māori word, I think Aotearoa should be allowed to confiscate it. Or sink it. Or tax it.
Thinking once again about Jeff Bezos's giant boat's giant boat
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Free idea: somebody should make a periodic publication that reports on current events without bias or influence.

A newspaper, if you will.
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!

I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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“OUR city isn’t [insert name of a much more livable & successful city here].”

Trust me, we know that. It’s abundantly obvious that you’re not that city.

That city made, and continues to make, much better choices with fewer excuses.

The real question is, do you want YOUR city to be better or not?
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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A federal judge in Oregon issued a sweeping rebuke of the Justice Department’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls, ruling that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warning that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.
Federal judge rules DOJ can ‘no longer’ be trusted in voter roll crusade
The judge pointed to a letter from Bondi to Minnesota that tied federal immigration enforcement to demands for voter data as the smoking gun.
www.democracydocket.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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New Mexico, I only recently became familiar with your game.
"The new law forbids counties and local law enforcement from contracting with ICE. It mandates that public bodies terminate any existing immigration detention agreements and prohibits the use of public property for federal civil immigration detention..."

kfoxtv.com/news/local/n...
New Mexico governor signs Immigrant Safety Act among other bills into law
New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham has signed four bipartisan bills into law, focusing on improving health care access, investing in statewide infrastructur
kfoxtv.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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This just shows a fundamental misunderstanding of how to do news. Data helps, but data doesn’t tell a reporter to spend a years-long investigation into child labor or an editor to place staff in a country on the brink of war. What exactly does Bezos think WaPo’s “journalistic mission” is?
Jeff Bezos' statement, his first since last week's layoffs: "The Post has an essential journalistic mission and an extraordinary opportunity. Each and every day our readers give us a roadmap to success. The data tells us what is valuable and where to focus."
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM