Zach Allen-Kelly
@zachwallen.bsky.social
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I'm an engineer, sometimes I make comics, sometimes I talk soccer on Vamos Morados, mostly I do nothing
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zachwallen.bsky.social
Need to move that back post over 3 inches
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brehlol.bsky.social
Another city freed from the iron chains of capitalism. No team should have more goals than the other.
lesleyryder.bsky.social
Full time in Louisville: 1-1
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racingloufc.com
A 𝙒 tonight and little bit of help over the weekend can secure our 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙎𝙏-𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 playoff appearance! 🤩

This is 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 to get behind #RacingLou, so come out to Lynn Family Stadium tonight and bring the 𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙂𝙔 👏

🎟️ racingloufc.com/youth
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leahlitman.bsky.social
Brett Kavanaugh: “The Govt sometimes makes brief investigative stops …”
Kavanaugh concurrence
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racingloufc.com
𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍 for three more years 🔒

We’ve signed USWNT winger Emma Sears to a new contracting, keeping her in Louisville through 2028!

✍️ tinyurl.com/nhdhpsv5
zachwallen.bsky.social
Canceling this game right before Sinners came out and became a huge hit for dealing with literally the exact same subject matter is peak business idiot
cheryllynneaton.bsky.social
"Can we sell black characters in this political climate?" That is what Ubisoft asked itself and then answered, "No." Which is a skill issue and bigotry on THEIR part because black entertainers are out here selling their wares EVERY DAMN DAY, antiblackness be damned. Our culture MOVES NUMBERS.
zachwallen.bsky.social
New pod is up! City and Racing are on a roll at the right time of the year. We recap a fun weekend of wins and preview this upcoming weekend, where both teams have a chance to lock something up. www.vamosmorados.com/podcast
PODCAST | Vamos Morados
The Vamos Morados Podcast brought to you by the StateOfLouisville.com!
www.vamosmorados.com
zachwallen.bsky.social
Spongebob is dumb and *good* though
zachwallen.bsky.social
Also horse doesn't have anything to do with kings
zachwallen.bsky.social
Purple probably made it too close to Sacramento
zachwallen.bsky.social
Indiana Jones could have heard Smells Like Teen Spirit
zachwallen.bsky.social
This is a box score from our over 30 league (we're usually the Hartford)
njemurray.bsky.social
This may be the statistical equivalent of a real-life Jagermeister hangover. #USL-C
Oakland Roots SC vs. Hartford Athletic Halftime Attacking Statistics.
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edsbs.bsky.social
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
Daaaaaaaa bearssss
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agale.bsky.social
Things are getting a bit clearer in the #NWSL playoff race but much is up in the air. Five teams can clinch playoff spots this weekend
Chart showing where each NWSL team can finish with three weeks remaining. Washington spirit can finish between 2nd and fifth. Gotham, Portland and Seattle can finish between 2nd and 10th. LA can finsh as high as 6th and Utah's best hope is finishing 8th.
zachwallen.bsky.social
We were losing it in our seats at the insult to injury of getting kicked in the nuts with the ball and then having the other team march down and score directly afterword
zachwallen.bsky.social
It's gonna be like a Janet Jackson concert every weekend. We're gonna play in a crater
zachwallen.bsky.social
They better stay the hell out of Lynn
chrisvannini.com
The UFL has announced new teams for spring 2026

-New, relocated teams:
Columbus Aviators
Louisville Kings
Orlando Storm

Rebranded teams:
- Dallas Renegades (not Arlington)
- Houston Gamblers (not Roughnecks)
zachwallen.bsky.social
If they was the goal it probably would have been good to hire someone whose YouTube channel had more than 1/10 the subscribers of the 60 minutes channel
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idgordon.bsky.social
If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!
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malwaretech.com
I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".