Zach Allen-Kelly
@zachwallen.bsky.social
I'm an engineer, sometimes I make comics, sometimes I talk soccer on Vamos Morados, mostly I do nothing
The Chair Company is so good y'all
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Chair Company is so good y'all
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the answer to "what about this gray jersey?" is always "no"
There are no good gray uniforms in college football
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the answer to "what about this gray jersey?" is always "no"
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Mamdani: You know, the last person with 3 terms as President was FDR.
Trump: signs 10 trillion dollar funding order for universal childcare.
Trump: signs 10 trillion dollar funding order for universal childcare.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mamdani: You know, the last person with 3 terms as President was FDR.
Trump: signs 10 trillion dollar funding order for universal childcare.
Trump: signs 10 trillion dollar funding order for universal childcare.
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did the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future visit Marjorie Taylor Greene, I’m so confused
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
did the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future visit Marjorie Taylor Greene, I’m so confused
Big thumbs up in front of the FDR portrait is too perfect
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Big thumbs up in front of the FDR portrait is too perfect
I'd like to celebrate international men's day by saying I'm very sorry. I'd say we tried our best but we clearly did not
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'd like to celebrate international men's day by saying I'm very sorry. I'd say we tried our best but we clearly did not
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Hang the banner, Chicago
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hang the banner, Chicago
End of an era
Congratulations on a 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 career, Niall McCabe.
That’s number 11, signing off 💻
That’s number 11, signing off 💻
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
End of an era
Perfect albums that came out when you were 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Perfect albums that came out when you were 16?
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The fact a USL Semi Final is what sold out Highmark and not hosting an MLS team in the USOC is really cool for the USL.
I think it shows just how much the USL means to the longtime faithful like the Riverhounds.
I think it shows just how much the USL means to the longtime faithful like the Riverhounds.
Pittsburgh and Rhode Island at Highmark is what you want in November USL let’s be for real
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The fact a USL Semi Final is what sold out Highmark and not hosting an MLS team in the USOC is really cool for the USL.
I think it shows just how much the USL means to the longtime faithful like the Riverhounds.
I think it shows just how much the USL means to the longtime faithful like the Riverhounds.
No amount of new Bluey seasons could get me to keep my subscription if this happens
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No amount of new Bluey seasons could get me to keep my subscription if this happens
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The damage done by treating Trump's victory as some sweeping mandate in the first eight months of his term really was massive, but ending that collective delusion - i think with the help of last week's elections - really is having profound impacts.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The damage done by treating Trump's victory as some sweeping mandate in the first eight months of his term really was massive, but ending that collective delusion - i think with the help of last week's elections - really is having profound impacts.
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All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
Man, these emails are really a stain on the otherwise sterling reputations of Harvard and the New York Times
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
![From:
Thomas Jr., Landon
Sent:
9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM
To:
Subject:
Got another call from Connelly..
Importance:
High
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was asking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea - I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too.
Anyway, for what its worth...
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_ir thomas/index.h
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November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Man, these emails are really a stain on the otherwise sterling reputations of Harvard and the New York Times
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
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Jeffrey Epstein was developing a series, moderated by @lkrauss1.bsky.social, to bring scientists and celebrities together. The first season would include an episode where "Woody Allen talks about the human condition with Linguist Noam Chomsky."
drive.google.com/file/d/14Sla...
drive.google.com/file/d/14Sla...
HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_023123.txt
drive.google.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I-
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I think a more accurate headline would note that Epstein alleged Trump *participated* in the bad conduct.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I think a more accurate headline would note that Epstein alleged Trump *participated* in the bad conduct.
I'm confident these owners can find someone worse to replace him
The Dallas Mavericks are expected to part ways with GM Nico Harrison today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I'm confident these owners can find someone worse to replace him
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Her ability to develop players, her unique mentality, her historic season with Racing Louisville, and persevering through everything that was thrown at her both on and off the field, here’s why I believe Bev Yanez deserves to be #NWSL Coach of the Year.
www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
Why Racing Louisville’s Bev Yanez Should Be Named NWSL Coach of the Year
The player-turned-coach has elevated the once middling club, with those around her praising her player-centric approach.
www.si.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Her ability to develop players, her unique mentality, her historic season with Racing Louisville, and persevering through everything that was thrown at her both on and off the field, here’s why I believe Bev Yanez deserves to be #NWSL Coach of the Year.
www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
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american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance
Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance
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I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in