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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 2m

I sent you a request for a collaboration via Messenger Rat, but it fell down a literal chasm. Seems to like it down there. Won't come out.

Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 9m

On the subject of Fried Switzerland-adjacent Things, have you made Beignets de Vinzel? I found this recipe years ago and make it from time to time and it is delicious.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 21h

I intend to reject that extra hour of helltime by spending it unconscious.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 1d

In a way, aren't we all hanging out with Bette Midler on a beach that makes you old?

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 2d

He's a vampire, so he can't until he may, then he can.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 2d

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Golden Corral"

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 2d

It's not really a show, it's a youtube video podcast thing that nobody much watches. The most recent episode got 2200 views.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 5d

For the love of God.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 6d

Very small, very malicious gnomes.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 6d

He pled guilty to aggravated assault and was sentenced to run against Susan Collins.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 6d

I buy 24-packs for that much.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 7d

This is true; science tells us that the earliest hominids spent their lives fruitlessly yearning for something called a "ballroom" to be attached to a "white house".

It is only in the last few hundred years that we began to understand what that might mean.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 11d

"Only '90s babies remember their mother's maiden name, the last four of their SSN and the name of their first pet. Do you? Prove it in the comments!"

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 11d

This stuff is what you need:

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 15d

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 15d

The tree they grow on is now extinct due to over-harvesting.

Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 16d

The only way to reliably detect Gandhi is from the flash and sudden burst of neutrons. But then it's generally too late.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 17d

I guess the real question here is, "if you were in a, would you know?"

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 17d

I saw this same crazy person in Des Moines, IA in October of 2010.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 17d

"Good day," he wordnoised facemouthly.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 17d

If a little light corruption can stop HPE from buying Juniper, farting around with it for five years until it's on the verge of bankruptcy and then selling it for 5% of what they paid, then the American dream is surely dead.

Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 18d

Before someone says "ackshually radio doesn't work underwater", they should do this anyway and be constantly bewildered that nobody is answering them.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 18d

I am already on my way to Hell's heart with my best stabbin' iron.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 19d

Battle Miscellaneous Mushrooms We Found in the Woods.

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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 20d

The whole article is just bizarre writing; it's all one-sentence paragraphs, most of the sentences are just quotes from people, and the phrase "serial killer" has been replaced with "serial slayer" or "serial criminal" in most but not all of the quotes.

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