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Dead Monkey
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“Yankee “noun as verb“ shite!”

Really, you’ve gotta learn about this dude named Shakespeare. Well known for verbing nouns. Not known for being a Yank. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Well, I mean once that was true of elbow, blanket, champion, gossip, etc.

Shakespeare told us all it was fun to use nouns as verbs and I don’t see us stopping anytime soon. Not when we fax and google and text and email and friend and hammer and host and….
Totally tried to make this point when Christian Slater said ‘f**k me’ in Robin Hood.

Of course that’s when Kevin Costner uses a trebuchet to fly him over a castle wall so may they weren’t going for historical accuracy 🤔
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Too many people are VERY comfortable putting people in positions of power who hold bigoted views. Idk if it's because you also hold bigoted views or if you're just comfortable that those views won't affect YOU, but it's wild to see "no bigots" reduced to "purity test." Either way, no.
You should’ve picked a different sentence to promote that article.

It reads like someone forgot to write their term paper until midnight the night before it was due.
And by convincing a huge swath of the electorate that everything he promised could be magically made real if the “corporate dems” would just use their Dem magic to make it so. 🙄
Oh man, I think that brainwashed kid blocked me. :(
I’m sneering at Bernie Sanders. He got people who already agreed with him to agree with him some more.

He didn’t register voters.
He didn’t set up any networking.
He didn’t do anything but promote the same things he always says to the same people who blindly worship him.
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man this is so boring. what is there to say. the dude has a straight up ss tattoo on his chest. what the fuck
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I think Senator Bernard Sanders needs to call off his next election run.

He's clearly too old to serve; his judgment is impaired. He's 83. Let's get a hard age limit started, people. No ifs, ands, or buts allowed.

Senator Sanders has run the race; he has fought the good fight. But his time's up.
and they did zero GOTV work on that speaking tour. It was pure self-promotion.

It was 100% so people like you would think he was doing something.
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The person you're describing as having a "lot of integrity himself", Bernie Sanders, spent the whole day deflecting from anyone who brought up the Nazi Tattoo with any number of class reductionist and dismissive responses.

I think it's time to admit that he isn't *just* a bad judge of character.
It really sucks to realize that Bernie Sanders would have made a terrible president, because despite having a lot of integrity himself, he is an abysmal judge of character. Just fuckup after fuckup with the candidates who only get traction from his endorsement. His appointees would have been awful.
I mean he’s run two successful ops to bring us trump whether it was his intention or not.

He also has filled the far left with visions of sugarplum fairies and they all now think nothing requires work or compromise… “if it can be imagined it can be done with the snap of a finger.”
Anyone who cares about the future of America should unsubscribe from your propaganda machine.

Best thing America could do is send a message by putting you out of business.

And WaPo as well.
Wait for what? Because the best player in baseball worked for the best deal possible? He deserves it.

Looking forward to him being a 2x world champion. And I don’t even like the Dodgers. ✌️
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As far as I can tell, the online leftists seem constitutionally incapable of acknowledging that they got fooled by a grifter or whatever Platner is.

Heck, I bet most of them still secretly support Tulsi and RFK.
Might be different if one of them could ever admit they were wrong about any of it.

You’d think being wrong about everything would give them an opportunity to say ‘yeah, my bad’ at least once.

I have people argue they were right about Tulsi until the Dems ruined her. Like WTAF?
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I'm really fuckin' done being lectured by a movement that consistently goes to bat for terrible people but pretends they have this whole "politics" thing figured out.
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Planter joins a long line of Bernie-promoted far-right ratfuckers, like Sanders Institute Fellow Tulsi Gabbard!
The second order implications of Platner for Bernie, Faiz, and Carlson are uh not great
Of all the takes on why we are on the verge of collapsing into an authoritarian nightmare, yours is among the worst.

Completely amputated from reality.
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There is no clown nose big enough for this person.

My *god* are some people on here *dead set* on defending Platner!
Life goal: find someone who defends you the way Neddy Boy defends Platner.

Pretty sure he’d run into a burning building to save the guy.
Apparently some reporting is saying a former acquaintance says he bragged about the tattoo with its nazi name.

The guy is everything we worried he was.
Keep seeing takes like Lauren’s, but maybe, just maybe it is not an elitist position to know what a symbol means BEFORE you have it permanently inscribed on your body.
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