Zoë H
@zoeswipe.bsky.social
Game developer. She/her. Autistic, ADHD, and happy about it. All opinions are my own.
Mastodon: https://tech.lgbt/@zoeswipe
Mastodon: https://tech.lgbt/@zoeswipe
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Security alert - the ship has been infiltrated by doppelgangers. Alert your nearest security officer if you notice anything different about your fellow officers.
This impersonator of Harry Kim made a glaring mistake - he's a lieutenant.
This impersonator of Harry Kim made a glaring mistake - he's a lieutenant.
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Security alert - the ship has been infiltrated by doppelgangers. Alert your nearest security officer if you notice anything different about your fellow officers.
This impersonator of Harry Kim made a glaring mistake - he's a lieutenant.
This impersonator of Harry Kim made a glaring mistake - he's a lieutenant.
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
"full bunker mode"? OK, who wants to write the script for a quick Downfall parody?
Look at the quotes defending Starmer here. They have no positive case to make *even to their own MPs*. Just the same grim menu of blackmail and intimidation they serve up to the rest of us.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Starmer allies say ousting PM would be ‘reckless’ as fears grow over leadership challenge
Exclusive: No 10 said to be in ‘full bunker mode’ over fears of challenge after this month’s budget or May local elections
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"full bunker mode"? OK, who wants to write the script for a quick Downfall parody?
If Funko disappear, then what the hell are Game going to sell in their concession stands in Sports Direct and Fraisers? It's not like they sell actual games anymore.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If Funko disappear, then what the hell are Game going to sell in their concession stands in Sports Direct and Fraisers? It's not like they sell actual games anymore.
Not only do I want this £350 set, I also want a Lego Star Trek TNG game!
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Not only do I want this £350 set, I also want a Lego Star Trek TNG game!
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Gimme!
And gimme Lego Star Trek games across all eras!
And gimme Lego Star Trek games across all eras!
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gimme!
And gimme Lego Star Trek games across all eras!
And gimme Lego Star Trek games across all eras!
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"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the subs of war."
"Jurors found Sean Dunn not guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge on Thursday in federal court in D.C."
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
DC ‘sandwich guy' found not guilty of assault after throwing sub at federal agent
A man charged with assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent calls it an act of protest. Prosecutors are trying to prove that it was a federal crime. Jurors heard attorneys’ opening statement...
www.nbcwashington.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the subs of war."
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People using LLMs for "Fact Checking" is one of the scariest things happening in society these days.
happy halloween I hope u r prepared for frights 👻 and spooky chills 🧟♂️
because this is a real comment I just saw online among game developers confidently giving each other incorrect legal advice
pleasant dreams 🦇
because this is a real comment I just saw online among game developers confidently giving each other incorrect legal advice
pleasant dreams 🦇
November 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
People using LLMs for "Fact Checking" is one of the scariest things happening in society these days.
It's not Halloween until the Sanderson sisters return!
a poster for disney 's hocus pocus 2 showing three witches
Alt: A scene from Hocus Pocus 2. The Sanderson Sisters are standing in a foggy forest, Winifred in the middle, Sarah on the right, Mary on the left. Both Winifred and Sarah have their right arms raised.
The caption reads "We're back".
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's not Halloween until the Sanderson sisters return!
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The Aontú youth massive racism scandal is only a surprise if you never heard of Aontú before, tbh
October 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Aontú youth massive racism scandal is only a surprise if you never heard of Aontú before, tbh
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This is obviously laughable and full of exactly what you’d expect an AI game to have — gibberish text, nonsensical geometry, etc — but to me the funniest thing is that looking at the UI/setup this is just Dragon’s Lair. This is an FMV game. I could play Mad Dog McCree in the arcade 35 years ago
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is obviously laughable and full of exactly what you’d expect an AI game to have — gibberish text, nonsensical geometry, etc — but to me the funniest thing is that looking at the UI/setup this is just Dragon’s Lair. This is an FMV game. I could play Mad Dog McCree in the arcade 35 years ago
Fuck me. Not only have I been to conventions where there's been better organised event security than this, I've helped organise conventions where we had better event security than this. Twitch really screwed up here.
Someone assaulted Emiru at her Meet & Greet at Twitchcon.
Security pushes the perpetrator away, but then turns back and allows the man to walk away. (???)
Emiru comes back shortly after to continue meeting fans.
Security pushes the perpetrator away, but then turns back and allows the man to walk away. (???)
Emiru comes back shortly after to continue meeting fans.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fuck me. Not only have I been to conventions where there's been better organised event security than this, I've helped organise conventions where we had better event security than this. Twitch really screwed up here.
Block early, block often. There are so many better things you can do with your time than engage with rage baiting trolls.
Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Block early, block often. There are so many better things you can do with your time than engage with rage baiting trolls.
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The UK did 'we've had enough of experts' a decade ago
RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The UK did 'we've had enough of experts' a decade ago
Looks like Your Party or the Greens is going to be the Oasis or Blur of the next general election.
October 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Looks like Your Party or the Greens is going to be the Oasis or Blur of the next general election.
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A fascinating bit of reading to start your day
so the frog is 卖娃青蛙。https://m.thepaper.cn/newsDetail_forward_23101624 it was designed by a mom with the last name Tong in Nanjing, inspired by the toad in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calabas.... it is a mascot of 躺平culture (lay-flat, against capitalism)
October 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
A fascinating bit of reading to start your day
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Mad watching England turn into NI
Flags went up in Stirchley a few days ago & were taken down by local residents the same evening.
The men returned with a cherry picker and coned off parts of the road with police accompanying them as they put up new flags along the High Street.
Residents who object have been met with verbal abuse.
The men returned with a cherry picker and coned off parts of the road with police accompanying them as they put up new flags along the High Street.
Residents who object have been met with verbal abuse.
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Mad watching England turn into NI
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Jfc what an absolute insult to everything she stood for. Absolutely incensed by this.
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Jfc what an absolute insult to everything she stood for. Absolutely incensed by this.
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“Saxamaphone, Saxamaphone...”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
“Saxamaphone, Saxamaphone...”
"Lisa needs braces." "Dental plan!"
Also
"Little Bart. (Bart hits a baseball) Little Lisa. (Lisa hits a baseball) Little Marge. (Marge misses a baseball) And the rest! (Maggie, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, and the television set appear.)"
Also
"Little Bart. (Bart hits a baseball) Little Lisa. (Lisa hits a baseball) Little Marge. (Marge misses a baseball) And the rest! (Maggie, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, and the television set appear.)"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"Lisa needs braces." "Dental plan!"
Also
"Little Bart. (Bart hits a baseball) Little Lisa. (Lisa hits a baseball) Little Marge. (Marge misses a baseball) And the rest! (Maggie, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, and the television set appear.)"
Also
"Little Bart. (Bart hits a baseball) Little Lisa. (Lisa hits a baseball) Little Marge. (Marge misses a baseball) And the rest! (Maggie, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, and the television set appear.)"
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We urgently need more schools specifically for children with disabilities. Trying to make children with additional needs fit into neurotypical schools is cruel.
October 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We urgently need more schools specifically for children with disabilities. Trying to make children with additional needs fit into neurotypical schools is cruel.
So I guess Ofcom are banning memes now. Imgur is blocked in the UK.
Also RIP 90% of Reddit I guess.
Also RIP 90% of Reddit I guess.
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So I guess Ofcom are banning memes now. Imgur is blocked in the UK.
Also RIP 90% of Reddit I guess.
Also RIP 90% of Reddit I guess.
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“Northern Ireland's equality laws mirror legislation in the rest of the UK, and there is no material difference that justifies…”
No, their equality laws do not mirror legislation in the rest of the UK. It’s just untrue.
No, their equality laws do not mirror legislation in the rest of the UK. It’s just untrue.
When David Thompson, News Letter "Political editor" isn't reporting on Timothy Gaston and his obsession with genitals, he's reporting the Women's Right's Network and their obsession with genitals.
Why is David Thompson so obsessed with genitals?
Why is David Thompson so obsessed with genitals?
September 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Northern Ireland's equality laws mirror legislation in the rest of the UK, and there is no material difference that justifies…”
No, their equality laws do not mirror legislation in the rest of the UK. It’s just untrue.
No, their equality laws do not mirror legislation in the rest of the UK. It’s just untrue.