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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
how the grinch killed the pope
How the Grinch shorted the 2008 US housing market.
How the Grinch cucked Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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1983 Yamaha TZ350 Spondon
#ClassicMotorcycles
#Motorcycle
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Whenever I watch Enea Bastianini pull out his patented party trick and show up to the last 7-9 laps of race with like 50% of his tires still intact, i always think to myself:

"there's a guy who had to pay for his own tires at some point....'
#MotoGP
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i for one am super proud of charlie for making it a whole 90 days without saying anything racist!
In case it wasn’t already clear - cbs is fox now under Bari Weiss
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Corporate needs you to find the difference in these two pictures...
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
my favorite part of the offseason is watching @motomatters.com learn about american foods and places lol
Wait, "Vodka Sauce"?
Let me set the VPN to USA and give you a "red sauce" query. Here's what Safeway says is "red sauce"
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
is it even a real ural if it's not based on stolen bmw ip??
Can a Russian company known for building motorcycles and sidecars that look like they're straight out of WWII totally change direction and sell a more modern-looking, Chinese-built version? Ural says it's either that or die. #motosky; #motorcycle news at Common Tread www.revzilla.com/common-tread...
Ural: Fresh start or final straw? - RevZilla
Ural Motorcycles, a company heavily identified with its Russian origins, tries to stave off financial collapse by moving production to China.
www.revzilla.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
today's vibe:
the greatest bassline in the history of bass guitar

youtu.be/11WUJVmq0IQ?...
Yes - Roundabout
YouTube video by Stephen McElvain
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Happy Black Friday from Gamblynch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Sounds about reich
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mav hired Lorenzo as his performance coach....
#MotoGP
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Good Morning :)
made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Do you think Fabio will stew over this?
I bet things looked a lot rosier this morning when he was topping the charts.
That could have been him up there, on a winning bike, ready to challenge for the title, instead he will wipe all those tears away with crisp new $100euro bills and finish 9th again
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It's only been two weeks and I already miss my bike... It's going to be a long winter 😭

#blueskymoto
#r1150gs
#motorcycle
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
don't do two different things half-assed, focus on being ass at a single thing!
#MotoGP
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
this is a message to franky.... either 'it's morbin time' or look for a ride in the wsbk paddock

that being said, when franky does get replaced, it will be a factory ducati contracted rider, not a vr46 one that gets the seat (assuming of course the team doesn't get sold before then)
#MotoGP
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Yamaha needs their concessions more than Honda did.... Honda have a working engine that has been proven and won championships, Yamaha is showing up with a brand package top to bottom. All that old data is not going to be worth much anymore if you shift center of gravity and mass.
#MotoGP
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Pretty good #motogp sprint on sat. but it was the first shit call from Simon Crafar of 2025... Jack should not have caught a penalty for that move on Fermin, especially since it wasn't a penalty when Fermin did it Binder a week earlier at Portimao.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Well this is weird.... Every single YouTube video I have watched today, went to a shitty YouTube movie after it finished playing instead of queuing up another video from my feed. Did the algorithm overlords fuck shit up again?
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM