Jonathan Evans
@28jevans.bsky.social
He/Him
Cricket fan, Ultimate player
Cricket fan, Ultimate player
Australia probably still win this with only Starc and Boland, but throwing this away through their spinner injuring themself by pointlessly diving to save 2 would be very funny
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Australia probably still win this with only Starc and Boland, but throwing this away through their spinner injuring themself by pointlessly diving to save 2 would be very funny
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Graham Linehan is a comedy writer in the same way that I'm a teenager (neither of us have been for 2 decades)
Referring to Linehan as a comedy writer in 2025 is generous for someone whose "Anti-transgender activism" section of his Wikpedia article is now longer than the "Life & Career" section
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Graham Linehan is a comedy writer in the same way that I'm a teenager (neither of us have been for 2 decades)
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IF I WANTED ANY OF THIS BEHAVIOR I'D GET A PET FERRET
it is actually, literally insane to me that the big "improvement" they're trying to sell us is a computer that doesn't compute, can't do math, won't follow orders and just spits out whatever it wants
August 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
IF I WANTED ANY OF THIS BEHAVIOR I'D GET A PET FERRET
July 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just dropping in at #MethodistConf for the afternoon, come say hi
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Just dropping in at #MethodistConf for the afternoon, come say hi
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One thing that annoys me about this is having self-professed progressives go on about "the girls are fighting"--it's two grown-ass white men having a childish spat and throwing public tantrums that will have very real collateral casualties, and the misogyny in calling them girls always escapes them.
June 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
One thing that annoys me about this is having self-professed progressives go on about "the girls are fighting"--it's two grown-ass white men having a childish spat and throwing public tantrums that will have very real collateral casualties, and the misogyny in calling them girls always escapes them.
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once again I must tap my own sign
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
once again I must tap my own sign
"Remember how successful playing Jamie Smith out of position in the Champions' Trophy was? Well, how about we play him more out of position."
England name their XI for the first ODI against West Indies at Edgbaston tomorrow 🏴
Jamie Smith moves up to open alongside Ben Duckett as Harry Brook's white-ball captaincy begins 🫡
Jamie Smith moves up to open alongside Ben Duckett as Harry Brook's white-ball captaincy begins 🫡
May 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Remember how successful playing Jamie Smith out of position in the Champions' Trophy was? Well, how about we play him more out of position."
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My phone just reminded me of the time I stuck some cotton wool to an orange just to see if it would look like Tom Jones.
May 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My phone just reminded me of the time I stuck some cotton wool to an orange just to see if it would look like Tom Jones.
My aroace ass trying to flirt:
Compliments for humans:
"For a thing so full of blood, it's amazing you don't slosh when you walk."
"Three breath-holes? Now you're just showing off."
"The way you move makes it hard to believe you're stuffed with bones."
"Wow, that's a lot of skin, but you really make it work."
"For a thing so full of blood, it's amazing you don't slosh when you walk."
"Three breath-holes? Now you're just showing off."
"The way you move makes it hard to believe you're stuffed with bones."
"Wow, that's a lot of skin, but you really make it work."
May 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My aroace ass trying to flirt:
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A trans woman wrote to Wetherspoons to ask which toilets they're meant to use. Wetherspoons replied acknowledging the Supreme Court's verdict...and that trans customers can use whichever loos they want to but to please lock the cubicle door.
Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.
Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.
April 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A trans woman wrote to Wetherspoons to ask which toilets they're meant to use. Wetherspoons replied acknowledging the Supreme Court's verdict...and that trans customers can use whichever loos they want to but to please lock the cubicle door.
Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.
Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
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I'll take any excuse to post the Pokemons dancing to Orinoco Flow again.
April 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'll take any excuse to post the Pokemons dancing to Orinoco Flow again.
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“and then the police broke into a meeting house and arrested some Quakers for planning a non-violent protest” just doesn’t feature in stories about how a country was safely democratic and not at all totalitarian
March 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“and then the police broke into a meeting house and arrested some Quakers for planning a non-violent protest” just doesn’t feature in stories about how a country was safely democratic and not at all totalitarian
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Elon musk as a phenomenon is wild because there have been many con artists who claimed to be able to do things that could not be done but this is a guy whose whole fortune has been built off failing to do things that absolutely can be done & being rewarded for it, the poster child of anti merit
March 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Elon musk as a phenomenon is wild because there have been many con artists who claimed to be able to do things that could not be done but this is a guy whose whole fortune has been built off failing to do things that absolutely can be done & being rewarded for it, the poster child of anti merit
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Been thinking about this speech a lot lately.
One for all those happy to burn the rule of law because it's their side doing it this time.
youtu.be/PDBiLT3LASk?...
One for all those happy to burn the rule of law because it's their side doing it this time.
youtu.be/PDBiLT3LASk?...
A Man for All Seasons - The Devil Speech
YouTube video by dniete97
youtu.be
February 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Been thinking about this speech a lot lately.
One for all those happy to burn the rule of law because it's their side doing it this time.
youtu.be/PDBiLT3LASk?...
One for all those happy to burn the rule of law because it's their side doing it this time.
youtu.be/PDBiLT3LASk?...
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ok but like, how are we getting any work done. i'm trying to tippy tap away at my silly little keyboard but every fifteen minutes or so the new stupidest thing anyone's ever done happens.
February 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
ok but like, how are we getting any work done. i'm trying to tippy tap away at my silly little keyboard but every fifteen minutes or so the new stupidest thing anyone's ever done happens.
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Horrific as this idea is, I’m also sort of curious to see what a farm run entirely by untreated and unmedicated ADHD people would look like.
RFK Jr said he wants to send folks who are taking antidepressants and ADHD medications to "wellness farms" in rural America where they will be forced to labor by growing organic food to "cure their addictions."
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. wants to send people addicted to antidepressants to government "wellness farms"
The farms will "reparent" them.
www.motherjones.com
February 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Horrific as this idea is, I’m also sort of curious to see what a farm run entirely by untreated and unmedicated ADHD people would look like.
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this, but framed positively.
February 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
this, but framed positively.
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I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
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It’s not often that I claim to speak on behalf of the dinosaurs that I illustrate.
But just this once, on behalf of dinosaurs everywhere , F*ck you William Sitwell, and f*ck you The Telegraph.
But just this once, on behalf of dinosaurs everywhere , F*ck you William Sitwell, and f*ck you The Telegraph.
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s not often that I claim to speak on behalf of the dinosaurs that I illustrate.
But just this once, on behalf of dinosaurs everywhere , F*ck you William Sitwell, and f*ck you The Telegraph.
But just this once, on behalf of dinosaurs everywhere , F*ck you William Sitwell, and f*ck you The Telegraph.
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
If you see this, quote with a game you've replayed multiple times
February 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
If you see this, quote with a game you've replayed multiple times