The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4
@386dx4.bsky.social
"Twitter... shit, I'm still only in Twitter. Everytime I think I'm gonna log on back in Livejournal...
I wanted a social media platform, and for my sins, they gave me one"
I wanted a social media platform, and for my sins, they gave me one"
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for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
I think I only watched Johnny Mnemonic once, as a kid, and now that I'm de-sickifying, I blame myself for not watching it sooner
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think I only watched Johnny Mnemonic once, as a kid, and now that I'm de-sickifying, I blame myself for not watching it sooner
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whats Mandarin for "oh lawd he comin"
#Caturday 🐱:
Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791)
Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.)
Hanging scroll; ink on paper
Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.)
Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#CatsInArt #ChineseArt
Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791)
Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.)
Hanging scroll; ink on paper
Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.)
Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#CatsInArt #ChineseArt
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
whats Mandarin for "oh lawd he comin"
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if you take Wilkes outta there, Lincoln was assassinated by a guy whose name was basically Bathroom
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
if you take Wilkes outta there, Lincoln was assassinated by a guy whose name was basically Bathroom
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the software most used by fish has historically included CoralDraw and Mackerelmedia Director, but OpenShell is also popular, as well as Ann Chovy Teaches Typing (in schools)
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
the software most used by fish has historically included CoralDraw and Mackerelmedia Director, but OpenShell is also popular, as well as Ann Chovy Teaches Typing (in schools)
This is a lot funnier if you watch it with the opening from Jackass playing in your head
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is a lot funnier if you watch it with the opening from Jackass playing in your head
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Are there no copy editors?
![...gathered at a California resort with dazzling views of the Pacific Ocean, where champagne and shrimp flowed freely.
[from The New York Times]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gthl7kdyryv5lylos55da747/bafkreiabr2brjytotsqooln5oecpsut2pvcvsoly4yly2f4ud63ob2hcge@jpeg)
December 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Are there no copy editors?
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December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Help a friend out, now is the time, do your Boxing Day acts of good boxing of... uh... mutual aid
Hey, if you're able to, would you mind helping out a friend of mine?
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December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Help a friend out, now is the time, do your Boxing Day acts of good boxing of... uh... mutual aid
Well, I, uh, I think this qualifies as mad scientist, so cool, sonofabitch
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Well, I, uh, I think this qualifies as mad scientist, so cool, sonofabitch
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Kids these days only care about "six seven"; why, in my day, we kids were interested in important things like 666 The Number of the Beast www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN...
Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast (Official Video)
YouTube video by Iron Maiden
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Kids these days only care about "six seven"; why, in my day, we kids were interested in important things like 666 The Number of the Beast www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN...
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look you can talk all you want about harm to the "ozone layer" but chlorofluorocarbons aren't going anywhere,
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
look you can talk all you want about harm to the "ozone layer" but chlorofluorocarbons aren't going anywhere,
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
Dual wielding
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Dual wielding
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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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massive attack is misnamed they should really have been called gentle approach thank you I'll be here all week
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
massive attack is misnamed they should really have been called gentle approach thank you I'll be here all week
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how to use this site for new ppl
1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc!
2. don't look at the discover tab
3. follow ur faves
4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to
5. build a feed like that
1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc!
2. don't look at the discover tab
3. follow ur faves
4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to
5. build a feed like that
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
how to use this site for new ppl
1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc!
2. don't look at the discover tab
3. follow ur faves
4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to
5. build a feed like that
1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc!
2. don't look at the discover tab
3. follow ur faves
4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to
5. build a feed like that
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Tips for New Bluesky Users:
1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century.
2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies.
3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised.
4. And die.
1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century.
2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies.
3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised.
4. And die.
February 7, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Tips for New Bluesky Users:
1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century.
2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies.
3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised.
4. And die.
1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century.
2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies.
3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised.
4. And die.