The 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb.
@509rhymeanimal.bsky.social
Romance reader, breakfast lover, ag nerd, proud Washingtonian, unabashedly pro choice and pro democracy. For media inquiries contact my dog.
In either trust nor do I want any man named “Brock” to win, at anything.
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
In either trust nor do I want any man named “Brock” to win, at anything.
Go Hawks!
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Go Hawks!
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Go Seahawks
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
January 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Go Seahawks
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
I’m 100% Washington born and raised and as such I do not trust a 17 to 0 lead. It’s the hope that killls you.
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I’m 100% Washington born and raised and as such I do not trust a 17 to 0 lead. It’s the hope that killls you.
We had a meeting of the Adventurous Eaters Club today. I managed to get the most picky and notoriously bland niece to try and enjoy middle eastern cuisine! Real growth moment for our family. It’s no longer just me and niece #3 (and my brother by proxy of eating the leftovers) in our little club. 🥰
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
We had a meeting of the Adventurous Eaters Club today. I managed to get the most picky and notoriously bland niece to try and enjoy middle eastern cuisine! Real growth moment for our family. It’s no longer just me and niece #3 (and my brother by proxy of eating the leftovers) in our little club. 🥰
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
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Bad Bunny Super Bowl promo is beautiful.
Hate is so embarrassing. Imaging being against everyone together dancing to good music 🥹🥹🥹
Hate is so embarrassing. Imaging being against everyone together dancing to good music 🥹🥹🥹
January 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Bad Bunny Super Bowl promo is beautiful.
Hate is so embarrassing. Imaging being against everyone together dancing to good music 🥹🥹🥹
Hate is so embarrassing. Imaging being against everyone together dancing to good music 🥹🥹🥹
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“Numerous studies show that immigration is not linked to higher levels of crime, but rather the opposite.”
Just a regular reminder that the ENTIRE premise behind the draconian and militaristic immigration enforcement we have been witnessing the past year is based on an empirically disproven lie.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Debunking the Myth of the ‘Migrant Crime Wave’
Data does not support claims that the United States is experiencing a surge in crime caused by immigrants.
www.brennancenter.org
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
“Numerous studies show that immigration is not linked to higher levels of crime, but rather the opposite.”
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
I think it's important to remember. Twitter and Bluesky are not real life, only a small fraction of people in the US engage in either platform. And the voting electorate was split, but Trump's policies and actions are unpopular to the population at large.
Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I think it's important to remember. Twitter and Bluesky are not real life, only a small fraction of people in the US engage in either platform. And the voting electorate was split, but Trump's policies and actions are unpopular to the population at large.
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Using a mandoline without the guard, just to feel something
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Using a mandoline without the guard, just to feel something
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[tottering, slurring my speech]: But Officer, you can’t arrest me — it’s Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil!
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
[tottering, slurring my speech]: But Officer, you can’t arrest me — it’s Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil!
Also included in the stats of officers injured in the line of duty will be officer Ross for the minor made up injury he received for willingly placing himself in front of a vehicle.
Always take stats regarding LEOs with a heavy dose of skepticism.
Always take stats regarding LEOs with a heavy dose of skepticism.
When law-and-order types point out that only a small percentage of people killed by police each year were unarmed, keep in mind that Renee Good will be classified as "armed."
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Also included in the stats of officers injured in the line of duty will be officer Ross for the minor made up injury he received for willingly placing himself in front of a vehicle.
Always take stats regarding LEOs with a heavy dose of skepticism.
Always take stats regarding LEOs with a heavy dose of skepticism.
A senile old nepo baby so desperate to feel accepted he’s willing to take a sloppy seconds prize. Most of us work through our mommy and daddy issues well before the age of 80 but not this fucking loser.
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
A senile old nepo baby so desperate to feel accepted he’s willing to take a sloppy seconds prize. Most of us work through our mommy and daddy issues well before the age of 80 but not this fucking loser.
Could this be the best thing I’ve ever seen?
listening to GWAR cover pink pony club has actually reinvigorated my life force and healed my heart after this brutal fucking week
youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Could this be the best thing I’ve ever seen?
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We need to stop referring to it as a "vote to fund the government." It's a vote to fund MAGA's war on America, a vote for this regime of the bullies, for the billionaires.
No Payouts for Pedophiles
No Funding for Fascism
No Payouts for Pedophiles
No Funding for Fascism
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
We need to stop referring to it as a "vote to fund the government." It's a vote to fund MAGA's war on America, a vote for this regime of the bullies, for the billionaires.
No Payouts for Pedophiles
No Funding for Fascism
No Payouts for Pedophiles
No Funding for Fascism
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just a wild thing for a Senator to have to say??????????????????
The main bank account holding revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales is located in Qatar.
“There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
“There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
Exclusive: US gets first $500 million Venezuelan oil deal, holding some proceeds in Qatar
The details shared with Semafor mark an initial milestone in the administration’s plan following the ouster of Nicolás Maduro.
www.semafor.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 AM
just a wild thing for a Senator to have to say??????????????????
Don't hang your hat on a single word these fucking cowards say.
Rep Don Bacon (R-NE) says he anticipates that Trump will be impeached if he invades Greenland. omaha.com/news/local/g...
Rep. Don Bacon says House could impeach Trump if U.S. invades Greenland
Rep. Don Bacon tells The World-Herald that there would be GOP support for an impeachment of Donald Trump if the U.S. invaded Greenland.
omaha.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Don't hang your hat on a single word these fucking cowards say.
A few days ago someone on the TikTok made the point that you know ICE isn't going after and arresting criminals, if they were there would be much more violence directed towards them, an actual ICE body count to point to. And that statement really stuck with me.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
A few days ago someone on the TikTok made the point that you know ICE isn't going after and arresting criminals, if they were there would be much more violence directed towards them, an actual ICE body count to point to. And that statement really stuck with me.
This shit is why I’m skeptical about the “blue wave”. The base sees what you’re doing and “we’re ghouls but we’re not those fucking ghouls” only gets you so far. At best the blue wave happens, the Trump agenda is slowed down but no real meaningful action is taken because these centrist dipshits.
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
This shit is why I’m skeptical about the “blue wave”. The base sees what you’re doing and “we’re ghouls but we’re not those fucking ghouls” only gets you so far. At best the blue wave happens, the Trump agenda is slowed down but no real meaningful action is taken because these centrist dipshits.
I keep thinking about this summer. Most political action and protests happen in the summer. We’re in the dead of winter and people are in the streets. I can’t stop thinking about how big the protest and how bad the response will be this summer. But if that’s what it takes so be it.
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I keep thinking about this summer. Most political action and protests happen in the summer. We’re in the dead of winter and people are in the streets. I can’t stop thinking about how big the protest and how bad the response will be this summer. But if that’s what it takes so be it.
This really stuck with me, Tim Walz said “what good is political capital if you never spend it?”
All the old fucks in the Dem party with decades of political capital, you didn’t spend it to build a deep bench of candidates, and if you’re not spending it now. You have no use to us.
All the old fucks in the Dem party with decades of political capital, you didn’t spend it to build a deep bench of candidates, and if you’re not spending it now. You have no use to us.
If you’re a democratic leader and you don’t want to do the right thing because of personal backlash now is the time to step away. Because these jobs are about doing what is right and taking the fire. That’s the job.
I should add: Walz and his family are in an awful position. No one can know what it's like without living through it.
If you don't want to be in a similar position, don't run for office. The easy days of backslapping and legislating are over for the foreseeable future.
If you don't want to be in a similar position, don't run for office. The easy days of backslapping and legislating are over for the foreseeable future.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
This really stuck with me, Tim Walz said “what good is political capital if you never spend it?”
All the old fucks in the Dem party with decades of political capital, you didn’t spend it to build a deep bench of candidates, and if you’re not spending it now. You have no use to us.
All the old fucks in the Dem party with decades of political capital, you didn’t spend it to build a deep bench of candidates, and if you’re not spending it now. You have no use to us.
Terror and tariffs will continue until morale and adoration for Dear Leader improves.
Trump announces 25% tariffs on chips/semiconductors
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Terror and tariffs will continue until morale and adoration for Dear Leader improves.
This is why I get infuriated when people try to avoid jury duty. You know who has all the time in the world and loves to serve on a jury? Old conservative white people.
Ngl if I was on a jury I would acquit most any person who shot an ICE agent approaching them with menace it’s quite clear they represent an imminent threat to all citizens.
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This is why I get infuriated when people try to avoid jury duty. You know who has all the time in the world and loves to serve on a jury? Old conservative white people.