Brian Caron
@acornbrain.bsky.social
Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4
Sometimes I paint:
www.briancaron.com
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4
Sometimes I paint:
www.briancaron.com
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Brian Caron
@acornbrain.bsky.social
· Nov 18
It's a shame I abandoned years worth of hilarious jokes over on Twitter. Don't go and check, just trust me on this. Hilarious.
That time of year when I'm just tossing things in my garage and shutting the door "This seems like a Spring problem."
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
That time of year when I'm just tossing things in my garage and shutting the door "This seems like a Spring problem."
Me today, to everything:
"Tsk. This is soooo 2025."
"Tsk. This is soooo 2025."
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Me today, to everything:
"Tsk. This is soooo 2025."
"Tsk. This is soooo 2025."
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People want you to be flexible but don't give you time to stretch
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
People want you to be flexible but don't give you time to stretch
I made it. So this is the future
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I made it. So this is the future
They say I won't make it to midnight, but they don't know I've spent a lifetime building up a resistance to iocane powder.
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
They say I won't make it to midnight, but they don't know I've spent a lifetime building up a resistance to iocane powder.
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There is no next year, only Zuul.
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There is no next year, only Zuul.
2026 will be the year of the thesaurus, but don't take my word for it.
2026 will be the year of the highlighter pen, mark my words
December 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
2026 will be the year of the thesaurus, but don't take my word for it.
Just a reminder that resolutions don't begin until next Monday.
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just a reminder that resolutions don't begin until next Monday.
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There should be more tailgating in supermarket parking lots. I mean everything you need is right there
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There should be more tailgating in supermarket parking lots. I mean everything you need is right there
Smell ya later, 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Smell ya later, 2025.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints.
Follow the fresh prints.
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints.
Follow the fresh prints.
No more Christmas carols, we're down to Auld Lang Syne.
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
No more Christmas carols, we're down to Auld Lang Syne.
You want me to buy that big goose in the shop window? I don't know, mister, it's been hanging there a really long time.
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You want me to buy that big goose in the shop window? I don't know, mister, it's been hanging there a really long time.
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Everybody's gangster until the end of It's a Wonderful Life
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Everybody's gangster until the end of It's a Wonderful Life
Christmas memory from 2017: new kitten, and the first thing she does is climb to the top of the Christmas tree and take a nap.
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Christmas memory from 2017: new kitten, and the first thing she does is climb to the top of the Christmas tree and take a nap.
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"Santa's Lost!" 2003
Acrylic on illustration board
Acrylic on illustration board
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Santa's Lost!" 2003
Acrylic on illustration board
Acrylic on illustration board
DOD releases new video of air strike on flying sleigh transporting suspicious packages.
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
DOD releases new video of air strike on flying sleigh transporting suspicious packages.
Reposted by Brian Caron
Reposted by Brian Caron
Strapping a roomba to each foot and vacuuming off into the sunset.
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Strapping a roomba to each foot and vacuuming off into the sunset.
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freddy crougar mellencamp
December 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
freddy crougar mellencamp
I'll try to remember not to forget
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'll try to remember not to forget
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Shitposting like a day trader using multiple screens
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Shitposting like a day trader using multiple screens
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![time traveler: what year is it?
Me: 2025
Time traveler: [pic of mike from the office cringing] funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreigebv6lwe36ugrfwoxool4fhauiak42ina2vxqc225hcmpzfhp624@jpeg)