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You know, I was on the fence about the American Empire coming to an end, but if I have to see one more commercial for the Applebees OMCheeseburger, I think we can shut it down without remorse.
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
You know, I was on the fence about the American Empire coming to an end, but if I have to see one more commercial for the Applebees OMCheeseburger, I think we can shut it down without remorse.
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lmao Mad Magazine has still got it
January 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
lmao Mad Magazine has still got it
The ghost of Samuel Zemurray is paying close attention
head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The ghost of Samuel Zemurray is paying close attention
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Breaking: CBS News will be renaming 60 Minutes to “88 Minutes”
December 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Breaking: CBS News will be renaming 60 Minutes to “88 Minutes”
Blood Simple (1984)
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Blood Simple (1984)
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Gray Lady Grey.
huh.
huh.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gray Lady Grey.
huh.
huh.
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I spent a solid 10 minutes today wondering if naming the stadium after Trump would be more embarrassing than changing the team name back to the racial slur and my conclusion is that im an idiot to be a fan of this team
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I spent a solid 10 minutes today wondering if naming the stadium after Trump would be more embarrassing than changing the team name back to the racial slur and my conclusion is that im an idiot to be a fan of this team
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Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/
I think I see Vigo the Carpathian behind home plate
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I think I see Vigo the Carpathian behind home plate
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Somehow John Smoltz still sounds bored.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Somehow John Smoltz still sounds bored.
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The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Didn’t Shy Away From Who He Was. We Shouldn’t Either.
www.nytimes.com
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend
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September 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
roll, wave
there is a man on a crotch rocket with a death wish who blasted through an intersection across Florida Ave while wearing a Tulane #87 Alex Bauman jersey
September 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
roll, wave
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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From The Archives: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
From The Archives: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient
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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
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The lingering smoke from the pregame and "there is no goal line technology" really cement the CONCACAF of it all
July 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The lingering smoke from the pregame and "there is no goal line technology" really cement the CONCACAF of it all
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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
First published March 26, 2003
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
First published March 26, 2003
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Once more with feeling
June 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Once more with feeling
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Catholicism isn't divisive enough. I need to know the Pope's opinion on the DH
June 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Catholicism isn't divisive enough. I need to know the Pope's opinion on the DH