AJ
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I fear no god, but I am terrified of large fish
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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I knew it was a hoax! We real patriots never lost faith that the president sucked off some other guy 🫡 🇺🇸
Jeffrey Epstein’s brother says the ‘Bubba’ mentioned in Trump oral sex email is not Bill Clinton
Jefrey Epstein’s brother says the ‘Bubba’ mentioned in Trump oral sex email is not Bill Clinton
Mark Epstein wanted to ensure that “speculation does not unfairly implicate people who are not actually being referenced in those communications,” he said in a statement to The Advocate.
www.advocate.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I knew it was a hoax! We real patriots never lost faith that the president sucked off some other guy 🫡 🇺🇸
If you read this article, he actually says "I'm Kevin O'Leary, my brain is full of little worms and one day when i have wasted away and all that remains of me is a haunted cadaver and a legacy unworthy of any kind of pride, the worms will pour out from my festering carcass and do a little dance!"
'Marty Supreme' star Kevin O’Leary says A24 wasted 'millions of dollars' by hiring human extras instead of AI
“For the sake of art, you should allow it in certain cases. ... You can’t tell the difference. Just put 100 Tilly Norwoods in there and you’re good"
(via The Hill)
“For the sake of art, you should allow it in certain cases. ... You can’t tell the difference. Just put 100 Tilly Norwoods in there and you’re good"
(via The Hill)
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
If you read this article, he actually says "I'm Kevin O'Leary, my brain is full of little worms and one day when i have wasted away and all that remains of me is a haunted cadaver and a legacy unworthy of any kind of pride, the worms will pour out from my festering carcass and do a little dance!"
Woke pope
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Woke pope
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The Supreme Court is on the verge of gutting the Voting Rights Act's equal opportunity protections for minority voters — 12 years after they first rolled back its safeguards against voter suppression.
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Supreme Court is on the verge of gutting the Voting Rights Act's equal opportunity protections for minority voters — 12 years after they first rolled back its safeguards against voter suppression.
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look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists
October 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists
Anyone know what time the rapture is happening? I might have a thing later so
September 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Anyone know what time the rapture is happening? I might have a thing later so
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not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
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bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
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It's called the while west because it happened a while ago
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's called the while west because it happened a while ago
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It may be hard for the activists to accept, but the truth is no community is a monolith. For instance, I have heard from many people who tell me they WANT to get sliced clean in half with my big laser. They actually prefer it. Being in half
June 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It may be hard for the activists to accept, but the truth is no community is a monolith. For instance, I have heard from many people who tell me they WANT to get sliced clean in half with my big laser. They actually prefer it. Being in half
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*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
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A condom is most effective at preventing pregnancies when it’s wadded up and shoved down the urethra like loading a musket
May 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
A condom is most effective at preventing pregnancies when it’s wadded up and shoved down the urethra like loading a musket
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Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
May 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
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love to make america great again by essentially expelling the people that enrich our children’s lives
“Mr. Rodríguez, we’re going to miss you,” a girl told the teacher after singing.
“I’m going to miss you, too,” he said, fighting back tears of his own.
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
“I’m going to miss you, too,” he said, fighting back tears of his own.
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Fearing deportation, a beloved music teacher gives a final lesson
Jesús Rodríguez, a Venezuelan national whose U.S. humanitarian parole status is set to expire soon, decided to voluntarily leave the United States out of worry of being detained.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
love to make america great again by essentially expelling the people that enrich our children’s lives
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Holy crap being woke is friggin sweet Lois
April 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Holy crap being woke is friggin sweet Lois
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"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
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Vatican announces that Pope Francis’s body will be on display “until people get bored of it or he starts to smell, whichever comes first”
April 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Vatican announces that Pope Francis’s body will be on display “until people get bored of it or he starts to smell, whichever comes first”
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
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Oh fuck I was reversing out of my driveway and I think I backed over the Pope 😬
April 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Oh fuck I was reversing out of my driveway and I think I backed over the Pope 😬
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getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands
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My colleagues in the Don’t Throw Water on the House Fire caucus and I have decided that, despite an erosion in support from voters with houses that are currently burning down, the only path forward is to continue advocating for reduced water for house fires
March 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My colleagues in the Don’t Throw Water on the House Fire caucus and I have decided that, despite an erosion in support from voters with houses that are currently burning down, the only path forward is to continue advocating for reduced water for house fires
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Watch this. And then watch it again.
February 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Watch this. And then watch it again.
I think all of my problems would be solved if David Lynch came back to life
January 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I think all of my problems would be solved if David Lynch came back to life
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