Johnny Delusional
@alexanderwren.online
They/he. If you think you know me under a different name, you’re probably right. Was __heck at the bad place. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚽️⛸️⚾️🏎️🥟
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If anyone sees him burning down the garage, no you didn't.
I think Oscar Piastri deserves a chainsaw
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If anyone sees him burning down the garage, no you didn't.
I think Oscar Piastri deserves a chainsaw
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think Oscar Piastri deserves a chainsaw
Bluesky criticize a McL*ren without being weirdly ableist challenge (failed)
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Bluesky criticize a McL*ren without being weirdly ableist challenge (failed)
I don’t care if it’s the autism creature or the real live Muppet, ONE OF THEM has to win this. Society has moved past the need for Max Verstappen
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I don’t care if it’s the autism creature or the real live Muppet, ONE OF THEM has to win this. Society has moved past the need for Max Verstappen
“Verstappen keeping up with the McLarens” in geological time, maybe
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Verstappen keeping up with the McLarens” in geological time, maybe
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Went to @foodcoop.bsky.social on the day after Thanksgiving and you were on sale
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Went to @foodcoop.bsky.social on the day after Thanksgiving and you were on sale
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Daniel Johnston
They Might Be Giants
Superchunk
The Faint (most recently)
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Daniel Johnston
They Might Be Giants
Superchunk
The Faint (most recently)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Andrew WK
The Moldy Peaches
They Might Be Giants
The Raincoats
Schwervon
Andrew WK
The Moldy Peaches
They Might Be Giants
The Raincoats
Schwervon
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Daniel Johnston
They Might Be Giants
Superchunk
The Faint (most recently)
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Daniel Johnston
They Might Be Giants
Superchunk
The Faint (most recently)
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fuck him up bonnie
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
fuck him up bonnie
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Lady, your sister isn’t dead. She just doesn’t want to talk to you!!! www.oprahdaily.com/life/relatio...
Eulogy for My Estranged Sister, Who Lives Somewhere in Boston
After nearly a decade of no contact with her sister, one writer grieves the sibling relationship she can never have again.
www.oprahdaily.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Lady, your sister isn’t dead. She just doesn’t want to talk to you!!! www.oprahdaily.com/life/relatio...
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Thanksgiving is gonna be lit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thanksgiving is gonna be lit.
I hate the ableist “omg you people can’t do anything” posters but I just saw a post on here that has me biting my tongue REALLY hard
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I hate the ableist “omg you people can’t do anything” posters but I just saw a post on here that has me biting my tongue REALLY hard
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I really hate it when footballers thank God for their goals. Why would an omnipotent deity be that invested in the group stages of the UEFA Champions League.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I really hate it when footballers thank God for their goals. Why would an omnipotent deity be that invested in the group stages of the UEFA Champions League.
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this seems like a harsh move to take against the third most mediocre granola
Bad news for Kalshi
*KALSHI IS SUBJECT TO NEVADA GAMING REGULATION, JUDGE RULES
*DRAFTKINGS EXTENDS GAIN TO 7.3% AFTER KALSHI RULING
*FLUTTER QUICKLY CLIMBS AFTER JUDGE'S KALSHI RULING; UP 3.5%
*KALSHI IS SUBJECT TO NEVADA GAMING REGULATION, JUDGE RULES
*DRAFTKINGS EXTENDS GAIN TO 7.3% AFTER KALSHI RULING
*FLUTTER QUICKLY CLIMBS AFTER JUDGE'S KALSHI RULING; UP 3.5%
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
this seems like a harsh move to take against the third most mediocre granola
I have got SO many compliments on my Dorothea Paas t-shirt today
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I have got SO many compliments on my Dorothea Paas t-shirt today
My Vegas GP thoughts:
It was a spectacular event but not a fun race (surprising, as it usually is)
The Hamilton stand was much more fun than the Hello Kitty stand, not least because no one gave a shit about Max
Everyone loves F1 Academy! The second race was scheduled really badly, though
It was a spectacular event but not a fun race (surprising, as it usually is)
The Hamilton stand was much more fun than the Hello Kitty stand, not least because no one gave a shit about Max
Everyone loves F1 Academy! The second race was scheduled really badly, though
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My Vegas GP thoughts:
It was a spectacular event but not a fun race (surprising, as it usually is)
The Hamilton stand was much more fun than the Hello Kitty stand, not least because no one gave a shit about Max
Everyone loves F1 Academy! The second race was scheduled really badly, though
It was a spectacular event but not a fun race (surprising, as it usually is)
The Hamilton stand was much more fun than the Hello Kitty stand, not least because no one gave a shit about Max
Everyone loves F1 Academy! The second race was scheduled really badly, though
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RIP Udo Kier. Makes every movie better just by his presence. A wonderful actor and also I love how he decorates.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
RIP Udo Kier. Makes every movie better just by his presence. A wonderful actor and also I love how he decorates.
The PA comms at the Vegas GP have tried to get people to do the wave at least five times and NO ONE is cooperating
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The PA comms at the Vegas GP have tried to get people to do the wave at least five times and NO ONE is cooperating
Not gonna lie, the weather here sucks shit
I’m in the Hello Kitty grandstand at the Vegas GP and I have a hat with ears
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Not gonna lie, the weather here sucks shit
I’m in the Hello Kitty grandstand at the Vegas GP and I have a hat with ears
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m in the Hello Kitty grandstand at the Vegas GP and I have a hat with ears