Priestess Alexis
@alexis.bzky.team
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Priestess Alexis
@alexis.bzky.team
· Jun 22
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haha can someone maybe. draft this to be a better post. but uh. @everyone pls can you share and help.
im trying to flee this horrible place i live. please help me.
im trying to flee this horrible place i live. please help me.
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Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
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the blowjobs will continue until morale DETERIORATES
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
the blowjobs will continue until morale DETERIORATES
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This rules.
post office, miami beach, washington & 12th, miami beach, florida, 1980
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This rules.
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I would actually enjoy watching this (another!) tech crash if it weren't for the fact that these assholes will be absolutely fine and it's the rest of us who are going to feel the pain when the shock wave hits us
dw about it I'm sure it's fine
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I would actually enjoy watching this (another!) tech crash if it weren't for the fact that these assholes will be absolutely fine and it's the rest of us who are going to feel the pain when the shock wave hits us
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i really like talking about philosophy but i hate talking about philosophy with philosophers
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i really like talking about philosophy but i hate talking about philosophy with philosophers
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well somebody had to replace the US once Putin took control of the presidency
How Britain replaced the US as Russia’s villain of choice
London and Moscow’s rivalry stretches back to the imperial era, but the Ukraine war has brought relations to a new low
share.google
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
well somebody had to replace the US once Putin took control of the presidency
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im going insane
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
im going insane
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This is how you know that it's not about the money. Because if it were, then libraries would not keep being defunded.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This is how you know that it's not about the money. Because if it were, then libraries would not keep being defunded.
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Balloon boy happened to me but I was able to read the instructions and safely land myself
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Balloon boy happened to me but I was able to read the instructions and safely land myself
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fuck it, there can be only one
Michigan man JD Vance sentenced to 2 years in prison for threatening to kill Trump and JD Vance bnonews.com/index.php/20...
Michigan man JD Vance sentenced to 2 years for threatening Trump and JD Vance
A Michigan man with the same initials as Vice President JD Vance has been sentenced to two years in federal prison for posting online threats to kill President Trump, the Vice President, and a member ...
bnonews.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
fuck it, there can be only one
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
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it never gets easier
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
it never gets easier
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
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i cant smoke weed anymore because every time i take a hit I lose consciousness and when i come to i awake with illustrator open and countless rick andm morty yaoi .ai files tabbed open each more breathtakingly phantasmagorical than the last
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i cant smoke weed anymore because every time i take a hit I lose consciousness and when i come to i awake with illustrator open and countless rick andm morty yaoi .ai files tabbed open each more breathtakingly phantasmagorical than the last
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I’m sorry folks, but opportunities to support me financially are literally being pulled from the internet. Even if you don’t listen to ASMR, at this point the best thing you can do to help me is actually subbing to my SubStar
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’m sorry folks, but opportunities to support me financially are literally being pulled from the internet. Even if you don’t listen to ASMR, at this point the best thing you can do to help me is actually subbing to my SubStar
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
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November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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being bread fine actually
commission for alyssawurt
commission for alyssawurt
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
being bread fine actually
commission for alyssawurt
commission for alyssawurt
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friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
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"average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time" actualy just statistical error. Average dem wants them all to burn in unending fire. Bodhisattva Georg, who is filled with total compassion for all beings, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
your average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time, and anyone more moderate than that position is unlikely to hold office for very long
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time" actualy just statistical error. Average dem wants them all to burn in unending fire. Bodhisattva Georg, who is filled with total compassion for all beings, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.