You know you’re cooked when comic sans is coming for you:
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
You know you’re cooked when comic sans is coming for you:
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I'm on site where a federal agent shot a Minneapolis man this morning. It's bad.
Dozens of federal agents are facing off with hundreds of outraged residents. People being tear gassed, helicopters above, I keep hearing pops, and lots of loud BANGS.
This smoke is from tear gas:
Dozens of federal agents are facing off with hundreds of outraged residents. People being tear gassed, helicopters above, I keep hearing pops, and lots of loud BANGS.
This smoke is from tear gas:
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'm on site where a federal agent shot a Minneapolis man this morning. It's bad.
Dozens of federal agents are facing off with hundreds of outraged residents. People being tear gassed, helicopters above, I keep hearing pops, and lots of loud BANGS.
This smoke is from tear gas:
Dozens of federal agents are facing off with hundreds of outraged residents. People being tear gassed, helicopters above, I keep hearing pops, and lots of loud BANGS.
This smoke is from tear gas:
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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at some point they’re going to need us to believe something they’re saying and we just won’t
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
at some point they’re going to need us to believe something they’re saying and we just won’t
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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Abolish ICE. Destroy their weapons and melt down their equipment. Deny their agents, employees, and bosses all government employment for all time. Remove the agency entirely from the budget and give the money to public libraries and free health care.
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Abolish ICE. Destroy their weapons and melt down their equipment. Deny their agents, employees, and bosses all government employment for all time. Remove the agency entirely from the budget and give the money to public libraries and free health care.
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WE GOT MORE VIDEO OF ICE FALLING ON ICE
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
WE GOT MORE VIDEO OF ICE FALLING ON ICE
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I feel like people are already being primed to accept “reform ICE” as a platform when anything less than abolishment should be unacceptable to literally everyone.
Yeah we should primary all Democrats who want to “reform ICE.” That’s what primaries are for.
I’m not fucking doing this again.
Yeah we should primary all Democrats who want to “reform ICE.” That’s what primaries are for.
I’m not fucking doing this again.
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I feel like people are already being primed to accept “reform ICE” as a platform when anything less than abolishment should be unacceptable to literally everyone.
Yeah we should primary all Democrats who want to “reform ICE.” That’s what primaries are for.
I’m not fucking doing this again.
Yeah we should primary all Democrats who want to “reform ICE.” That’s what primaries are for.
I’m not fucking doing this again.
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Nothing better for morale than dressing like a heavily but stupidly modded COD sprite on a mission to kidnap Door Dashers and hearing "Ohhhh geez, buddy. Ya really oughta get the fuck outta here" from a retired Social Studies teacher named Bob Andressen
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Nothing better for morale than dressing like a heavily but stupidly modded COD sprite on a mission to kidnap Door Dashers and hearing "Ohhhh geez, buddy. Ya really oughta get the fuck outta here" from a retired Social Studies teacher named Bob Andressen
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ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
Incredible
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Incredible
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No help for Nazis. Nothing. Wouldn’t give one even a sip of water.
Love the guy who says “YOU THINK WE’RE MEAN NOW, AFTER YOU KILLED RENEE?”
Love the guy who says “YOU THINK WE’RE MEAN NOW, AFTER YOU KILLED RENEE?”
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
No help for Nazis. Nothing. Wouldn’t give one even a sip of water.
Love the guy who says “YOU THINK WE’RE MEAN NOW, AFTER YOU KILLED RENEE?”
Love the guy who says “YOU THINK WE’RE MEAN NOW, AFTER YOU KILLED RENEE?”
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Since 1975, $79 trillion in wealth has been redistributed from the bottom 90% to the top 1% — a 1% that now owns more wealth than the bottom 93%.
We can respect innovation & entrepreneurship, but we cannot respect the extraordinary greed that now exists.
We need a wealth tax.
We can respect innovation & entrepreneurship, but we cannot respect the extraordinary greed that now exists.
We need a wealth tax.
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Since 1975, $79 trillion in wealth has been redistributed from the bottom 90% to the top 1% — a 1% that now owns more wealth than the bottom 93%.
We can respect innovation & entrepreneurship, but we cannot respect the extraordinary greed that now exists.
We need a wealth tax.
We can respect innovation & entrepreneurship, but we cannot respect the extraordinary greed that now exists.
We need a wealth tax.
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Pitching a post for Wonkette that's just FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK for 60 or 70 lines.
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Pitching a post for Wonkette that's just FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK for 60 or 70 lines.
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This is …it’s actually the most insane thing he’s ever posted
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is …it’s actually the most insane thing he’s ever posted
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I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Fuckin jags
Brighton Heights side of the McKees Rocks Bridge. Caller says none of these jagoffs know how to drive in the snow and they want PD to direct traffic.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fuckin jags
Pure gold right here
Per a new report, Kash Patel refused to exit his plane without an FBI jacket, but the only one that would fit him was a woman’s jacket. Then he demanded SWAT patches for it. www.scribd.com/document/958...
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pure gold right here
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It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
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Goldman moves to rename a bill targeting immigrants who attack dogs “The Kristi Noem Canine Relief Act”
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Goldman moves to rename a bill targeting immigrants who attack dogs “The Kristi Noem Canine Relief Act”