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two puffs off that dwyer bud got me like hey can we get some tv cameras in here I wanna try something
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Wishing a Joyous, Healthy and Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate.
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wishing a Joyous, Healthy and Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate.
They can take as long as they need to work on the Switch 2 emulators. I don't care if it's two decades. I can wait. I will find befriend someone who owns the console and get Fortune's Weave from the library to find out which two girls are gonna have the really insane fanfiction written about them.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They can take as long as they need to work on the Switch 2 emulators. I don't care if it's two decades. I can wait. I will find befriend someone who owns the console and get Fortune's Weave from the library to find out which two girls are gonna have the really insane fanfiction written about them.
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
It's ok to like Clair Obscure. But you do, at the very least, have to like Final Fantasy 13 more than it. And you have to like 13-2 and Lightning Returns more.
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's ok to like Clair Obscure. But you do, at the very least, have to like Final Fantasy 13 more than it. And you have to like 13-2 and Lightning Returns more.
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JRPG an acronym short for "Je Respecte 'Puter Games"
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
JRPG an acronym short for "Je Respecte 'Puter Games"
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“Muuuahhahh the japanese rpg… is well known for its excellent. There is a french rpg called expedition 33…. That recalls that same Japanese… excellence… *trails off*”
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Muuuahhahh the japanese rpg… is well known for its excellent. There is a french rpg called expedition 33…. That recalls that same Japanese… excellence… *trails off*”
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like so much dialogue in nier, so much better if it's ojisan
Nier: Can you see my face?
Emil: ...You... you look just like I thought you would. You look really cool!
Nier: Ah, knock it off.
Emil: ...You... you look just like I thought you would. You look really cool!
Nier: Ah, knock it off.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
like so much dialogue in nier, so much better if it's ojisan
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tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
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schmitt’s derisive mention of “color revolution” is a good clue as to the nature of his information environment
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
schmitt’s derisive mention of “color revolution” is a good clue as to the nature of his information environment
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Nvidia: For all RMA requests, our chatbots will be happy to help start the return process
Also Nvidia:
Also Nvidia:
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Nvidia: For all RMA requests, our chatbots will be happy to help start the return process
Also Nvidia:
Also Nvidia:
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It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
December 2, 2024 at 10:02 PM
It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
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your estranged wife threatens to destroy the city with her magic sceptre
the mayor slaps you on the back
"a sceptre is a kind of wand, or staff," he offers helpfully
the mayor slaps you on the back
"a sceptre is a kind of wand, or staff," he offers helpfully
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
your estranged wife threatens to destroy the city with her magic sceptre
the mayor slaps you on the back
"a sceptre is a kind of wand, or staff," he offers helpfully
the mayor slaps you on the back
"a sceptre is a kind of wand, or staff," he offers helpfully
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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Ordering no quarter, as Hegseth effectively did, isn't a newfangled modern war crime. It was understood as a crime as far back as the Revolutionary War. Washington threatened to do reprisals over it. The bad guy in 'The Patriot' is (very loosely) based off a British officer who was notorious for it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ordering no quarter, as Hegseth effectively did, isn't a newfangled modern war crime. It was understood as a crime as far back as the Revolutionary War. Washington threatened to do reprisals over it. The bad guy in 'The Patriot' is (very loosely) based off a British officer who was notorious for it.