alphacharliebravo
alphacharliebravo.bsky.social
alphacharliebravo
@alphacharliebravo.bsky.social
Actor, Singer, Guardian of the Oracle.

Unrepentant committer of the sin of empathy.
Pinned
This is my dating app profile.
Reading off the teleprompter, no color grading, no dynamism, zero rizz, no bitches, negative aura
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This woman was absolutely reported to ICE by her ex, both because of who his sister is and because he's a piece of shit.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Going after the charismatic war hero turned literal astronaut who ran after his wife was a victim of political violence is core to the fascist project, though.

All must be inverted. Good must be torn down. Resentment must be stoked. Otherwise “everyone is this way, look what you made me do” fails.
Targeting Kelly is one of those “this is why we’ll win” moments, bc it shows how politically impetuous this admin is.

There’s clearly no adult in the room to say “wait, maybe don’t go after the charismatic war hero turned literal astronaut who ran after his wife was a victim of political violence.”
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
How much did the turkey donate for the ballroom?
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.

In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Viola Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre, has died. She was 111.

"I have lived through the massacre every day. Our country may forget this history, but I cannot," she told Congress in 2021.

Geoff Bennett has more.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Major sources of hate speech are located outside the US. Well yeah, we have this conversation every few months. And every few months people reject the bright shiny evidence that easiest way to ruin America is to feed the hate and bigotry that already exists here.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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It's true, the only job available in the United States is kidnapping restaurant and daycare workers
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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He might need a third one.
JJ McCarthy is going to nee a second alter ego.
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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An absolutely unbelievable TD from Jameis Winston and that Lions defender is catching hell in film study this week
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Uprooting my life to save 40 cents on a cheeseburger
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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(Though honestly, it's not just about the majors. Everyone should take classes in the humanities, regardless of what they major in. Nothing more important than learning how to be a human, and what makes us human).
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Brian Kelly is an awful person and has never been held accountable for the death of Declan Sullivan.
Still can’t get over how weird it is that Brian Kelly noped out of his own son’s senior day.
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Americans watching other nations punish attempted coups.
squidward from spongebob looks out a window
ALT: squidward from spongebob looks out a window
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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This is the 2nd time a major government report from Deloitte has been found to contain errors likely generated by AI.

First in Australia and now, as The Independent has confirmed, in a major healthcare policy paper for the Government of Newfoundland and Labrador #nlpoli #AI #deloitte
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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"Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd. We'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites, and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Fry, this one's for you.

🎵 Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen... 🎵"
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Reskeeting with alt text

Yeah this has become the utter pain of what we once had. Used to be you'd run to Google for a trusted and quick search and now I try to avoid it when I can

Legit ruined their own product to the point of being unrecognizable
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I feel like most car companies pretty much have the doors down cold
Tesla Sued Over Another Fatal Crash in Growing Scrutiny of Doors
Tesla Inc. was sued over a fiery crash in Washington state that left one person dead and another seriously injured after rescuers allegedly struggled to open the vehicle’s doors, the latest in a growi...
www.bloomberg.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
He was awesome for four starts at thr beginning of 2016 and ended up getting released a month later.
Remember he had a cat named Cat Latos
Mat Latos
Pitcher
Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2017
TOR - WSN - CHW - FLA - CIN - LAD - SDP - LAA
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Can't wait until this dude Gabe is on Broadway so I can get local parts again.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM