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gotta put in a full day of work the day before christmas eve. you know everyone's working hard this week trying to grind away. the president rapes kids btw and we have mountains of proof. get back to work though ok! you could get fired.
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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True Life: I Accidentally Clicked The Heart React Button On The Public Epstein Files Dropbox
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Every Christmas song is about roasting chestnuts and taking sleigh rides. Might as well be about how animal skins can be used as underwear for how relevant it is to life today. There should be a song about finding Santa's problematic posts from an old dead forum. They should sing Santa Is An Incel.
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
how life feels when you eat a delicious banh mi
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
do you ever eat a banh mi and suddenly realize how beautiful life is
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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in some ways the world has changed a lot since 2022. for example sometimes he's now losing all your savings on crypto/sports betting
“Married life is full of challenges”

*taps sign*
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Refusing to feed people while building a massive ballroom is a fast track to eat the rich. No pun intended.
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
going to start making beautiful decorative cross-stitch pillows that say "lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine" and sending it to every agency and client ever
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
everyone please we have got to stop working outside of business hours. there is no reason to be making edits to design files for a financial company at 9 pm or 11 pm or 2 am i promise you
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis

republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Bookshop is having an Anti-Amazon sale, with cheap e-books and free shipping for print today and tomorrow:

bookshop.org/lists/ebook-...
October 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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There’s so much going on, there’s no way newsrooms and the public can keep up.
Judge Diane Goodstein crossed the Trump administration last month. Yesterday, her home burned, her husband was injured and it's being investigated for arson.

www.postandcourier.com/news/crime/s...
October 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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If you’re white, your accomplishments are your own and you can resent and criticize the country all you like, but if you’re black and successful you should be grateful to white people for allowing you in their presence. bsky.app/profile/jess...
Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM