Alyssa
@alyssadmartinn.bsky.social
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Pretty soon politicians are going to have to start asking voters if they're better off than they were 4 weeks ago
April 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Pretty soon politicians are going to have to start asking voters if they're better off than they were 4 weeks ago
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LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
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You wanted it, you got it.
December 15, 2024 at 11:12 AM
You wanted it, you got it.
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
the eras tour has really fucked up my perception of appropriate tour lengths bc why does everyone else’s tours feel so so short now 🫠
December 11, 2024 at 6:36 AM
the eras tour has really fucked up my perception of appropriate tour lengths bc why does everyone else’s tours feel so so short now 🫠
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
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🚨| Taylor Swift's 'The Eras Tour' has officially come to an end.
December 9, 2024 at 9:04 AM
🚨| Taylor Swift's 'The Eras Tour' has officially come to an end.
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Hi sharks. Long term investment opportunity here. Her name? Mother Earth. The way we protect her is simple. You send an invite to all your richest friends. Yeah sounds fun right. Then you all jump in a vat of acid
December 2, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Hi sharks. Long term investment opportunity here. Her name? Mother Earth. The way we protect her is simple. You send an invite to all your richest friends. Yeah sounds fun right. Then you all jump in a vat of acid
I have some earthshattering news for you
im going to hunt down and kill disney
November 29, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I have some earthshattering news for you
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Hi in American films and TV they often reference "the tri-state area" and, honestly, I don't know what that is and I'm never going to bother to look it up I don't care.
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Hi in American films and TV they often reference "the tri-state area" and, honestly, I don't know what that is and I'm never going to bother to look it up I don't care.
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US Healthcare be like:
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 AM
US Healthcare be like:
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Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
need to do some self affirmations STAT
November 25, 2024 at 5:33 AM
need to do some self affirmations STAT
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According to Veggie Tales, the peas killed Jesus.
November 24, 2024 at 1:09 PM
According to Veggie Tales, the peas killed Jesus.
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‘WICKED’ debuts with $114 million in its opening weekend at the domestic box office, the biggest opening for a Broadway adaptation in history.
November 24, 2024 at 6:29 PM
‘WICKED’ debuts with $114 million in its opening weekend at the domestic box office, the biggest opening for a Broadway adaptation in history.
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we got a bigger bed so our dog would take up less of it. but it was futile — he has adapted, finding ways to make himself larger and longer in the night
November 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
we got a bigger bed so our dog would take up less of it. but it was futile — he has adapted, finding ways to make himself larger and longer in the night
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They should make yogurt for men.
November 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
They should make yogurt for men.
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Haven’t seen a man bun in a while. Perhaps they have shed the bonds of domesticity and returned to the wild
November 23, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Haven’t seen a man bun in a while. Perhaps they have shed the bonds of domesticity and returned to the wild
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Me waiting for everyone to leave Twitter.
November 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Me waiting for everyone to leave Twitter.
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I hate living in a volatile time. I would like to exist outside of time, eating a sandwich
November 23, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I hate living in a volatile time. I would like to exist outside of time, eating a sandwich
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Starting to really question my decision at 9 p.m. to make a nice cup of pour-over coffee, why not
November 23, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Starting to really question my decision at 9 p.m. to make a nice cup of pour-over coffee, why not
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Today is National Espresso Day.
November 23, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Today is National Espresso Day.