Andy
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A sure sign that my timeline is perfectly curated is that I didn't know if this was about Trump or wrestling
This is a speech by someone who knows he’s losing.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A sure sign that my timeline is perfectly curated is that I didn't know if this was about Trump or wrestling
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this is just historical and legal fan fiction. made up bullshit designed to vindicate trump's lawlessness
This is a startling read of history & precedent. He has a lot to distinguish. But for him, Supreme Court precedent isn't very relevant when its not tied to originalist reasoning? & the Alien & Sedition Acts are *positive* evidence for how to interpret the 1st Am? Bring back seditious libel, anyone?
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
this is just historical and legal fan fiction. made up bullshit designed to vindicate trump's lawlessness
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I was not expecting a Nico Hoerner appearance in Wake Up Dead Man
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was not expecting a Nico Hoerner appearance in Wake Up Dead Man
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
Well she was an American girl / Raised on promises / She couldn't help thinking that there / Was a little more to life somewhere else
Has there ever been a work called "American ____[anything]____" that isn't bad and embarrassing?
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well she was an American girl / Raised on promises / She couldn't help thinking that there / Was a little more to life somewhere else
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i think we should chase these people through the streets
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i think we should chase these people through the streets
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The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers' cover of Search and Destroy is the only bad version of that song I've ever heard
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Red Hot Chili Peppers' cover of Search and Destroy is the only bad version of that song I've ever heard
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
After ten years we've finally found Trump's one weakness: Someone who smiles a lot and maintains eye contact
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
After ten years we've finally found Trump's one weakness: Someone who smiles a lot and maintains eye contact
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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This guy nailed it.
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This guy nailed it.
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Putting school-age kids under the purview of "labor" is a bit on the nose even for these dipshits.
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The U.S. Education Department is moving management of K-12 and higher education to the Department of Labor
Is Trump dismantling the Education Department? Not yet. But changes are coming.
The U.S. Education Department is moving management of K-12 and higher education to the Department of Labor and parceling out other core job duties to other agencies. It's the most sweeping effort so f...
www.chalkbeat.org
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Putting school-age kids under the purview of "labor" is a bit on the nose even for these dipshits.
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Decent chance I just don't watch baseball next year, which would be a, uh... monumental life change for me
MLB's out-of-market streaming package is coming to ESPN Unlimited.
awfulannouncing.com/mlb/finalize...
awfulannouncing.com/mlb/finalize...
ESPN, MLB.tv deal 'finalized,' won't be available on YouTube TV
ESPN has reportedly "finalized" its deal with MLB.tv that will see the out-of-market package stream exclusively on the ESPN app.
awfulannouncing.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Decent chance I just don't watch baseball next year, which would be a, uh... monumental life change for me
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
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Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
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i love this quote and earnestly think it is one of the most beautiful and resonant things ever said about why we make art as people and what it means to live and share.
and also, i think of it every time i instead of that choose to watch 15 youtube videos in a row
and also, i think of it every time i instead of that choose to watch 15 youtube videos in a row
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i love this quote and earnestly think it is one of the most beautiful and resonant things ever said about why we make art as people and what it means to live and share.
and also, i think of it every time i instead of that choose to watch 15 youtube videos in a row
and also, i think of it every time i instead of that choose to watch 15 youtube videos in a row
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I’ll need to see 50 more cases like this to form an opinion on how the marriage of professional sports and legalized gambling is going. Hard to say from here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ll need to see 50 more cases like this to form an opinion on how the marriage of professional sports and legalized gambling is going. Hard to say from here.
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Barry Bonds had 2,935 career hits, the Velvet Underground had ZERO.
I refuse to acknowledge the rock n roll hall of fame until it inducts Barry Bonds
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Barry Bonds had 2,935 career hits, the Velvet Underground had ZERO.
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Manfred being in clubhouses to push the owners' collective bargaining case always seemed problematic to me, even if it was not illegal. But him being in clubhouses to push the owners' collective bargaining case and having his flunky make death threats to union members seems over the line, ya know?
These new details from last summer's confrontation between Rob Manfred and Bryce Harper are absolutely insane.
MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior.
www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...
MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior.
www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Manfred being in clubhouses to push the owners' collective bargaining case always seemed problematic to me, even if it was not illegal. But him being in clubhouses to push the owners' collective bargaining case and having his flunky make death threats to union members seems over the line, ya know?
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