Ant Dan
@antdan.bsky.social
Stupid Heavy Metal Broken Hearted Loser Punk. Voice of Reason on @intheabyssmetal.bsky.social podcast. Marvel nerd. Crystal Palace follower/hostage. Too Old for this nonsense.
EOY album listing is more stressful than getting Xmas presents for family.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
EOY album listing is more stressful than getting Xmas presents for family.
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There are 3 canonical interpretations of Mommy kissing Santa:
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There are 3 canonical interpretations of Mommy kissing Santa:
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
Don't think I've shouted NO at a TV screen as loud as I did for a scene in Stranger Things S5 ep3.
Horrifying. Truly horrifying.
Horrifying. Truly horrifying.
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Don't think I've shouted NO at a TV screen as loud as I did for a scene in Stranger Things S5 ep3.
Horrifying. Truly horrifying.
Horrifying. Truly horrifying.
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
The fact that more people in this country prefer Santa Claus:The bleeding Movie over Gremlins speaks volumes of why this country is buggered.
What is Britain's favourite Christmas film?
Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The fact that more people in this country prefer Santa Claus:The bleeding Movie over Gremlins speaks volumes of why this country is buggered.
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
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im on long island and this is the most long island thing ive ever seen. and i kind of want one
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
im on long island and this is the most long island thing ive ever seen. and i kind of want one
* Stares in "render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" *
As Jesus once put it: "what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and then have to pay the mansion tax?"
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
* Stares in "render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" *
We are going to see increasing oneupmanship between Green UK and Mamdani campaign videos and I for one welcome this.
Hope is here.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
We are going to see increasing oneupmanship between Green UK and Mamdani campaign videos and I for one welcome this.
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
Just seen Palace result.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just seen Palace result.
I've thought hard about it and I think we should talk about migration more as it's lacking discourse at the moment.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I've thought hard about it and I think we should talk about migration more as it's lacking discourse at the moment.
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A solicitor, Andrew Milne has been bullying leaseholders across Sheffield into paying him extraordinary sums, with no legal basis.
Why hasn't the SRA stopped him? Because he's conducted an extraordinary campaign against the SRA. 180 complaints. Two judicial reviews.
More here: buff.ly/LmLVegM
Why hasn't the SRA stopped him? Because he's conducted an extraordinary campaign against the SRA. 180 complaints. Two judicial reviews.
More here: buff.ly/LmLVegM
SRA urged to take action as we reveal solicitor has ‘purposely frustrated’ investigation
Solicitor Andrew Jonathan Milne delayed an official investigation into his alleged professional misconduct by overwhelming the regulator with complaints and threatening them with two injunctions se…
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
A solicitor, Andrew Milne has been bullying leaseholders across Sheffield into paying him extraordinary sums, with no legal basis.
Why hasn't the SRA stopped him? Because he's conducted an extraordinary campaign against the SRA. 180 complaints. Two judicial reviews.
More here: buff.ly/LmLVegM
Why hasn't the SRA stopped him? Because he's conducted an extraordinary campaign against the SRA. 180 complaints. Two judicial reviews.
More here: buff.ly/LmLVegM
Today’s plan:
- Get the girl
- Kill the baddies
- Save the entire planet
- Get the girl
- Kill the baddies
- Save the entire planet
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Today’s plan:
- Get the girl
- Kill the baddies
- Save the entire planet
- Get the girl
- Kill the baddies
- Save the entire planet
This reveals how much AI production is just fueled by ego.
Wanting to produce more and more and put in less and less effort. It's not just a case of being lazy, but the entitlement in being able to produce something with no work at all and get full credit for it.
It's just sad.
Wanting to produce more and more and put in less and less effort. It's not just a case of being lazy, but the entitlement in being able to produce something with no work at all and get full credit for it.
It's just sad.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This reveals how much AI production is just fueled by ego.
Wanting to produce more and more and put in less and less effort. It's not just a case of being lazy, but the entitlement in being able to produce something with no work at all and get full credit for it.
It's just sad.
Wanting to produce more and more and put in less and less effort. It's not just a case of being lazy, but the entitlement in being able to produce something with no work at all and get full credit for it.
It's just sad.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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“I’ve never directly racially abused anybody.” Farage wheeling out one of those excuses that tells you they’ve thought about this, so back off. Like people who have a complex and nuanced set of personal rules about sexual abuse, with lines they’re careful not to cross. The reddest of red flags.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
“I’ve never directly racially abused anybody.” Farage wheeling out one of those excuses that tells you they’ve thought about this, so back off. Like people who have a complex and nuanced set of personal rules about sexual abuse, with lines they’re careful not to cross. The reddest of red flags.
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To charm a dragon
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
To charm a dragon
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This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
Increasingly watching all these awful rich and powerful people run roughshod over the world, knowing they will face no consequences in life or a not-aoplicable afterlife and realising that trying to be a decent human beings is a fucking mug's game.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Increasingly watching all these awful rich and powerful people run roughshod over the world, knowing they will face no consequences in life or a not-aoplicable afterlife and realising that trying to be a decent human beings is a fucking mug's game.
I'd say that nothing surprises me anymore but this really has - it is so BLATANT. FIFA openly shouting "screw our rules" for one of their mates. I miss Blatter and that's saying something.
A few days after Cristiano Ronaldo was at the White House, FIFA says it has suspended the remaining two games of Cristiano Ronaldo's three-game ban for violent conduct, meaning he can play in Portugal's first two World Cup games.
Coincidence or not, it's certainly timing.
Coincidence or not, it's certainly timing.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'd say that nothing surprises me anymore but this really has - it is so BLATANT. FIFA openly shouting "screw our rules" for one of their mates. I miss Blatter and that's saying something.
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