Lizzy
@apocalizzy.bsky.social
#1 pasta chef in my kitchen right now
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God the “guy who complains that it takes his girlfriend three hours to get ready” to “girl who takes three hours to get ready” pipeline is so real
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
God the “guy who complains that it takes his girlfriend three hours to get ready” to “girl who takes three hours to get ready” pipeline is so real
I love Shadowdark. I just got my wizard character purposefully possessed by a ghost so she could fulfill an oath she made to Loki, trickster God of secret knowledge, and be rewarded with a non wizard spell. And all of that was in the mechanics.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I love Shadowdark. I just got my wizard character purposefully possessed by a ghost so she could fulfill an oath she made to Loki, trickster God of secret knowledge, and be rewarded with a non wizard spell. And all of that was in the mechanics.
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I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.
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4-year-old: "what does Lemmy say when he's in a cage?"
me:"i dont know"
4-year-old: "he says LEMMY OUT!"
me: "that's.. really good. did you make up that joke yourself?"
4-year-old: "yeah!"
me: "that's quite good dude"
4-year-old: "plus I'm GREAT at climbing!!"
me:"i dont know"
4-year-old: "he says LEMMY OUT!"
me: "that's.. really good. did you make up that joke yourself?"
4-year-old: "yeah!"
me: "that's quite good dude"
4-year-old: "plus I'm GREAT at climbing!!"
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
4-year-old: "what does Lemmy say when he's in a cage?"
me:"i dont know"
4-year-old: "he says LEMMY OUT!"
me: "that's.. really good. did you make up that joke yourself?"
4-year-old: "yeah!"
me: "that's quite good dude"
4-year-old: "plus I'm GREAT at climbing!!"
me:"i dont know"
4-year-old: "he says LEMMY OUT!"
me: "that's.. really good. did you make up that joke yourself?"
4-year-old: "yeah!"
me: "that's quite good dude"
4-year-old: "plus I'm GREAT at climbing!!"
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i am a beverage-motivated person. in elementary school i played soccer, and i did not enjoy it very much - but i loved the gatorade my parents purchased for me on saturday game days, and so i suffered through the soccer part of it, for the gatorade
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i am a beverage-motivated person. in elementary school i played soccer, and i did not enjoy it very much - but i loved the gatorade my parents purchased for me on saturday game days, and so i suffered through the soccer part of it, for the gatorade
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
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give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
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so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
Riley Gaines climbed the MAGA ladder by vilifying trans women in sports. Now, teammates are speaking out about the real problems on her team: abusive coaching, sexual harassment, eating disorders. ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
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Donald trump admires mamdani because he has a beautiful wife. That's real important to Donald trump. If you have a pretty wife you can do communism to the largest city in the country, no problem.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Donald trump admires mamdani because he has a beautiful wife. That's real important to Donald trump. If you have a pretty wife you can do communism to the largest city in the country, no problem.
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this story has everything. new york. a meeting.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
this story has everything. new york. a meeting.
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is this what happens when the economy is good
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
is this what happens when the economy is good
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THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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Most of us have pathologically useless parents who don't care to learn about protecting us properly, but this dogshit really takes the cake.
October 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Most of us have pathologically useless parents who don't care to learn about protecting us properly, but this dogshit really takes the cake.
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Finally finished this large drawing. India ink. 22x30”, sharpie for size reference.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Finally finished this large drawing. India ink. 22x30”, sharpie for size reference.
Me & my client have one thing in common - neither of us wants to do their taxes
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Me & my client have one thing in common - neither of us wants to do their taxes
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"Protests Are Highly Effective, Met Police Confirm"
This article is absolutely bananas - 'There aren’t enough of us. Hard-working police officers are continually having days off cancelled, working longer shifts and being moved from other areas to facilitate these protests.' - Paula Dodds, chair of the Metropolitan Police Federation.
‘Enough is enough’ says chief of police federation over Palestine Action rally
Met Police said many of those arrested needed carrying away after they refused to walk from Trafalgar Square – but Amnesty International says arresting hundreds of people at the demonstration is ‘not ...
www.independent.co.uk
October 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Protests Are Highly Effective, Met Police Confirm"
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can't get over how masked gangs of government thugs are kidnapping innocents off the street and the official democratic party response is "we need to ignore that and focus on health care premiums"
October 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
can't get over how masked gangs of government thugs are kidnapping innocents off the street and the official democratic party response is "we need to ignore that and focus on health care premiums"
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Jack Aubrey would have invested in nfts
September 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Jack Aubrey would have invested in nfts
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THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)
“Did Jesus not fuck?” post locked after 647 pages of heated debate
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)
I don't care what else is going on in the world, I think I've finally found the class that's going to break me. I'm normally good at this stuff (math, Excel) but it feels like there's a whole prereq I don't have or something. And there isn't! It's just weird!
September 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don't care what else is going on in the world, I think I've finally found the class that's going to break me. I'm normally good at this stuff (math, Excel) but it feels like there's a whole prereq I don't have or something. And there isn't! It's just weird!