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Marxian Dumbass
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went to the store
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"are we okay with laying off most of the health insurance industry?" they should feel lucky if we allow them to reintegrate peacefully into the rest of society
the only real question is: are we okay with laying off most of the health insurance industry? and i personally am, but i get why some others might not feel the same way
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just realized I haven't been forced to think about Aimee Terese in years at this point
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I think we can all agree that we need communism
March 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci

pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
February 18, 2024 at 10:26 AM
what are we, some sort of ninja guy, then (4)?
October 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
jesus christ how is literally every single one of you posting about nothing but this dickhead's tattoo and rehashing the "nazi phase" discourse, just copy-paste the posts from the last time this happened and move on. there's no way everyone cared THIS much about his campaign
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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rise and shine!!!
August 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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tragedy has befallen the swirly glasses scientist girl : her new invention EXPLODED upon activation. leaving her covered in soot
January 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣

ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
July 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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The Subjunctive Conditional Breakfast Imaginer
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
At least he died doing what he loved: deflecting with incoherent racism after getting owned by a college student citing basic facts about an incorrect hateful claim he made. Truly encapsulates what a towering intellect he was.
September 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Make this very loud on your best headphones
youtu.be/orgN9hJbXn8
Heolstor the Nightlord - Elden Ring Nightreign OST
YouTube video by ScreamtheSecond
youtu.be
August 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
She sunkin my battleship
July 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The word salads they're inventing to try to tie Zohran to any sort of condemnable behavior are getting really impressively elaborate. I'm not even sure who it is I'm supposed to be upset at by the time he gets to the end of this meandering, mealy-mouthed garbage.
this reminds me of the period in american politics when pundits would demand that any black politician of note — really, any black person in politics with a national audience — “condemn farrakhan”
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro chides Zohran Mamdani for not condemning other people’s antisemitism:

“He left open far too much space for extremists to either use his words or for him to not condemn the words of extremists that said some blatantly antisemitic things.”
July 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Mob guy called "Sloppy" Joe Sauce
July 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Of course he's for the male gays, he's Hugh Jackman not Hugh Jillwoman
July 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The Blowjob 2
July 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What if it was called "Pantera Bread," and, yknow, the things that would follow from that
July 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm sorry, hold on, Avichal Garg? AVICHAL GARG?? Come on, man
"'If Dems bail on [the GENIUS Act], they will get 0 dollars going forward,' said Avichal Garg, a managing partner at the venture capital firm Electric Capital, which focuses on digital asset technology like cryptocurrency. 'It would be political suicide for them not to support it.'"
A secret group chat reveals that Democratic strategists plan to support the pro-crypto GENIUS Act for political gain, despite acknowledging it’s a Trump corruption giveaway. www.levernews.com/dems-crypto-...
June 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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"Okay."
"You mean okay, you understand? Or okay, proceed?"
(silence)
June 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM