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archaeamorphia.bsky.social
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Bonjour cat wants u to buy bonjour cat coin BONFOI (not a scam)
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the dad in Anora unexpectedly and inappropriately bursting out laughing spoke to me almost as much as that dramatic ending
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August 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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In the Little Mermaid Ariel doesn't know what a fork is but her Dad carries a fork all the time it is his entire deal.
July 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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usher oh my god voice my name jeff
July 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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i lot of guys on here have the vibe of a dude you see at the gas station being a little out of pocket
June 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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oh you scrambled your fighter jets? cute. i deployed mine in an orderly fashion befitting a modern air force.
June 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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This could really put New York on the map
June 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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i would like it a lot of zohran did whatever it takes to keep lander involved with the campaign. ride a tandem bike with him in your ads man this is great stuff
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Haven’t seen people this happy since the president got a disease
June 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
zohran should consider making a video for poo crave as well
June 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
u know things are fucky if the damn cato institute is saying stuff like this
CATO: “New nonpublic data from ICE indicates the government is primarily detaining individuals with no criminal convictions of any kind… 93% had no violent convictions… 65% no criminal record at all…” @MarshaBlackburn
www.cato.org/blog/65-peop...
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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So I've met your boyfriend and he looks like he drops common loot when defeated bro
June 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I have strong opinions on things like nuclear proliferation and environmental collapse I also like drawings of elves with fat fucking tits
June 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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DID YOU KNOW? There was a promotional video for GEX made in the 90s that has never seen the light of day… until now! Watch this promo from Summer 1999, uploaded here for the first time ever.
June 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Referring to work meetings as 'unskippable cutscenes' and getting my ass beat by guys with normal brains who know how to have sex
June 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The money industry
June 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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she's giving drama, she's giving vogue, she's giving fashion, she's giving chunky little butter ball. she is an icon
June 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is a masterpiece
June 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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you gotta be faster
May 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Hungry Hungry Hippos was a tragic game. They weren't actually hungry, it was emotional eating. It was a cry for help but we just laughed and laughed.
May 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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after careful consultation with the manosphere, nintendo will now let mario strike his child
June 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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imagining an email written by no one read by no one replied to by no one. this is the future
May 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM