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Futch Hank Hooper
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Ashley/Ashe. They/She. ACAB. 🏳️‍⚧️. Free 🇵🇸. Okay fine, I’m here now. Antithesis of Hank Hooper (I’m nothing like a couch, in a lot of ways)
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only 2 days late this time ☺️
December 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Me, excitedly: she can make me worse
I could fix her
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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more like fuckos assilisk
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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I really hope the Senate kills the trans care felony bill. And the Medicaid HRT ban for adults likely to pass the House tomorrow. I really do. Not sure what else to say but call your senators. It's worked before.
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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This is possibly the most significant attack on trans rights in this country yet, and I can count the number of posts on my timeline about this on my hands.

If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now!
Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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they're listening to the obama podcast at 2x speed and cultivating the success mentality
Ben Stiller & Karl-Anthony Towns share a pair of headphones on the cover of New York Magazine’s “Reasons to Love New York” issue
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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You need to read this thread and you need to be calling every representative you have and threatening to literally never vote for them again and donate your time to getting them replaced if they do this.

If you don't, it's basically the end of the internet.
It’s very simple. Genuinely very simple. Until Section 230, it was the case that any website that allowed a user to publish any content of any kind could be sued if they said *anything* libelous or bad. That includes web hosts, blogging platforms, social media etc.
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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i know the sexy and fun thing to do is say you'll punch anyone you see wearing google glasses but even if it's more boring i'd rather people talk more broadly about how to set meaningful expectations of privacy e.g. japan's regulations requiring cell phones make a loud snap when taking a photo
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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AFTER THE HUNT
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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in addition to lite mode and dark mode, discord should add a 'calm' mode where they turn off all the bullshit
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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OH MY GOD LMAO HE JAILBROKE IT BY TELLING IT TO PRETEND TO SHOOT HIM SO IT DID SHOOT HIM
😳

(Not a real gun but still wtf)
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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matthew lillard and skeet ulrich should be next in line to do waiting for godot
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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help louay!
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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i think that having spotify is antithetical to actually liking music
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Hey, it's Giving Tuesday, so I'm once again asking that if you follow me on here, you give a couple bucks to @ppponline.org if you can. They really do some of the most important work imaginable, and especially as we settle into winter they need our support.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Pete is Cao Cao
disney throwing things at the wall to try to appease china when the obvious solution is to do Romance of the Three Kingdoms with mickey, donald and goofy as Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM