Bird
@ashleydodge.bsky.social
a blue bird, suffocating in a red state
bird, birdy, ashley, whatever you like, just be kind
She/her/birdie
bird, birdy, ashley, whatever you like, just be kind
She/her/birdie
2026 America, everybody. This place is broken.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
2026 America, everybody. This place is broken.
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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A tale of two states and Trump's shakedown of higher ed:
TEXAS: Oh goody, yes, we love to strip away academic freedoms to serve Trump's wishes.
CALIFORNIA: Eat shit. Any university who signs the letter will lose state funding.
TEXAS: Oh goody, yes, we love to strip away academic freedoms to serve Trump's wishes.
CALIFORNIA: Eat shit. Any university who signs the letter will lose state funding.
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A tale of two states and Trump's shakedown of higher ed:
TEXAS: Oh goody, yes, we love to strip away academic freedoms to serve Trump's wishes.
CALIFORNIA: Eat shit. Any university who signs the letter will lose state funding.
TEXAS: Oh goody, yes, we love to strip away academic freedoms to serve Trump's wishes.
CALIFORNIA: Eat shit. Any university who signs the letter will lose state funding.
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*my funeral
son: I guess we're going to need our own phone plan
son: I guess we're going to need our own phone plan
September 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
*my funeral
son: I guess we're going to need our own phone plan
son: I guess we're going to need our own phone plan
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
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Yesterday: No suspect in custody. "We will jump to the conclusion it was a radical trans leftist, we should persecute all people like this person"
Today: Suspect in custody is from Utah, his dad is a Christian pastor. "We can't jump to any conclusions about this person's background or ideology".
Today: Suspect in custody is from Utah, his dad is a Christian pastor. "We can't jump to any conclusions about this person's background or ideology".
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yesterday: No suspect in custody. "We will jump to the conclusion it was a radical trans leftist, we should persecute all people like this person"
Today: Suspect in custody is from Utah, his dad is a Christian pastor. "We can't jump to any conclusions about this person's background or ideology".
Today: Suspect in custody is from Utah, his dad is a Christian pastor. "We can't jump to any conclusions about this person's background or ideology".
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Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
September 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
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Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.
August 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.
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Did Trump post a week-old golfing pic as if it were today? That would really thicken the plot, huh?
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
August 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Did Trump post a week-old golfing pic as if it were today? That would really thicken the plot, huh?
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BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout.
They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base.
(🎥 AP)
They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base.
(🎥 AP)
August 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout.
They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base.
(🎥 AP)
They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base.
(🎥 AP)
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One thing I think we all need to think about (myself included!): the fascist regime is trying to crush our spirit of resistance by escalating to the highest possible degree. But, they are massively vulnerable to a counteroffensive.
If we nonviolently match their escalation, they could crumble.
If we nonviolently match their escalation, they could crumble.
August 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
One thing I think we all need to think about (myself included!): the fascist regime is trying to crush our spirit of resistance by escalating to the highest possible degree. But, they are massively vulnerable to a counteroffensive.
If we nonviolently match their escalation, they could crumble.
If we nonviolently match their escalation, they could crumble.
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On left:
ABC: Ghislaine Maxwell told "Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern."
On right:
Maxwell said same about Epstein, under oath.
DOJ 2022: "Simply put, the defendant lies when it suits her."
Whatever is the truth, she's no source for it.
ABC: Ghislaine Maxwell told "Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern."
On right:
Maxwell said same about Epstein, under oath.
DOJ 2022: "Simply put, the defendant lies when it suits her."
Whatever is the truth, she's no source for it.
August 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
On left:
ABC: Ghislaine Maxwell told "Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern."
On right:
Maxwell said same about Epstein, under oath.
DOJ 2022: "Simply put, the defendant lies when it suits her."
Whatever is the truth, she's no source for it.
ABC: Ghislaine Maxwell told "Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern."
On right:
Maxwell said same about Epstein, under oath.
DOJ 2022: "Simply put, the defendant lies when it suits her."
Whatever is the truth, she's no source for it.
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speaking of unemployed
artist
cool stuff
voluntary profit model
trying to do good things
etc
you know our deal by now
artist
cool stuff
voluntary profit model
trying to do good things
etc
you know our deal by now
artbymox
We try to make cool things. We are sometimes successful.
artbymox.shop
August 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
speaking of unemployed
artist
cool stuff
voluntary profit model
trying to do good things
etc
you know our deal by now
artist
cool stuff
voluntary profit model
trying to do good things
etc
you know our deal by now
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Shitler ran with “I am your vengeance.” The next one should run on “I am your disinfectant. Your penicillin. Your doxycycline.” Because this pig and the aspiring skanks in his sty are bed, bath, and beyond gross.
July 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Shitler ran with “I am your vengeance.” The next one should run on “I am your disinfectant. Your penicillin. Your doxycycline.” Because this pig and the aspiring skanks in his sty are bed, bath, and beyond gross.
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If you’re feeling uneasy, it’s probably because we now know we live in a country built on the blackmail of a dead pedophile who is Too Big to Fail, so Congress has to go home for a couple of months to figure out how talk about it without defenestrating the president and collapsing the economy.
July 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you’re feeling uneasy, it’s probably because we now know we live in a country built on the blackmail of a dead pedophile who is Too Big to Fail, so Congress has to go home for a couple of months to figure out how talk about it without defenestrating the president and collapsing the economy.
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JD Vance is out here praising the virtues of blood and soil, Musk's vanity chatbot is literally suggesting genocide of Jews, and nobody is holding either of those fascist assholes to account. I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind
July 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
JD Vance is out here praising the virtues of blood and soil, Musk's vanity chatbot is literally suggesting genocide of Jews, and nobody is holding either of those fascist assholes to account. I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind
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You’re born.
You grow up.
You go see the Stones.
You get married and have kids.
Your kids grow up and go see the Stones.
You become a grandparent.
Your grandkids grow up and go see the Stones…
You grow up.
You go see the Stones.
You get married and have kids.
Your kids grow up and go see the Stones.
You become a grandparent.
Your grandkids grow up and go see the Stones…
July 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
You’re born.
You grow up.
You go see the Stones.
You get married and have kids.
Your kids grow up and go see the Stones.
You become a grandparent.
Your grandkids grow up and go see the Stones…
You grow up.
You go see the Stones.
You get married and have kids.
Your kids grow up and go see the Stones.
You become a grandparent.
Your grandkids grow up and go see the Stones…
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Past 36 hours.
"No regime change!"
"Yes, regime change!"
"Ceasefire!"
"God bless Iran and Israel!"
"I'm not happy with Israel or Iran!"
"Israel and Iran don't know what the f**k are doing!"
"No regime change!"
"Yes, regime change!"
"Ceasefire!"
"God bless Iran and Israel!"
"I'm not happy with Israel or Iran!"
"Israel and Iran don't know what the f**k are doing!"
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Past 36 hours.
"No regime change!"
"Yes, regime change!"
"Ceasefire!"
"God bless Iran and Israel!"
"I'm not happy with Israel or Iran!"
"Israel and Iran don't know what the f**k are doing!"
"No regime change!"
"Yes, regime change!"
"Ceasefire!"
"God bless Iran and Israel!"
"I'm not happy with Israel or Iran!"
"Israel and Iran don't know what the f**k are doing!"
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there's not gay shit too...
but the gay shit? it's gay as hell
but the gay shit? it's gay as hell
June 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
there's not gay shit too...
but the gay shit? it's gay as hell
but the gay shit? it's gay as hell
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“Ask your Supreme Court Justice which medical procedure is right for you.”
June 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Ask your Supreme Court Justice which medical procedure is right for you.”
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cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
June 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open