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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
still my favorite christmas post
vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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angrygodali.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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injoyfruit.bsky.social
Honestly so fucked up when there's no cheeses for us meeces
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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pattymo.com
Meme of the guys on the couch. They’re bored at “and to Tiny Tim,” and cheering at “who did NOT die,”
December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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emilystjams.bsky.social
My audience
Meme: Top panel: Four men sitting politely captioned “The return of a beloved Marvel superhero in the Avengers Doomsday teaser Bottom panel: The same four men wildly cheering, captioned: “The return of the depressed whale in Avatar 3”
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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ztul.bsky.social
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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fm-synth.bsky.social
Simply

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Christmas Slime A dragon quest slime is wearing a Christmas hat in a field of snow
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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injoyfruit.bsky.social
Dude is taking forever on his turn
A giant black cat next to the Slay the Spire boardgame, asleep A giant black cat next to the Slay the Spire boardgame, alert
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
this is probably just a reflection of where i grew up but Plain Tortilla Eaten Cold hits in a way that none of the other major grains or starches can dream of
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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chbarts.bsky.social
Don't forget bisexual:
wongbal posted on Tumblr: Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you'll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun! Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
asmadi42.bsky.social
UVS saw my decklist for the next regional 😡
universusccg.bsky.social UniVersus CCG @universusccg.bsky.social · Nov 26
We have one Day Zero Errata for GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE-. Card "GGS01-001 Bridget". - Errata to " Enhance Flip 1 other card in your card pool: This attack gets +2 or -2 speed. "
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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theonion.com
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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baseballbydesign.bsky.social
The Jersey Shore BlueClaws will pay tribute to Philadelphia, the US semiquincentennial, and beach toys with a new on-field cap logo in 2026. Read about it on @sportslogos.net at news.sportslogos.net/2025/11/23/j...
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
asmadi42.bsky.social
Day 2 of pax and day 2 of #universus guilty gear prereleases!
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
asmadi42.bsky.social
Playing the best TCG run by @universusccg.bsky.social at pax today!
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
Wait vince gilligan said this?

www.vulture.com/2013/05/vinc...
Fake screenshot of a Vulture interview: In conversation: Vince Gilligan on the the Ending of Breaking Bad. The preceding interview question is cropped off. What we can see reads: "contradictory interpretations from the fanbase surrounding the protagonist?" VG: Toxic mascu-whaa? Indictment of For-profit Healthcare Indus-huhhh??? Gosh! I just wanted ta make a show about a guy who rules and his b**** wife. The interviewer's response is also cut off. "It's really interesting you say that. I think a lot of people who" had
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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injoyfruit.bsky.social
Holy shit
lillikoifish.bsky.social Lillikoifish @lillikoifish.bsky.social · Nov 16
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
yuuko from nichijou @headfallsoff me: i am fundementally opposed to the monarchy and the church as ruling powers. history is a record of their atrocities my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when the chosen king reclaims his divine sword and leads his army in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't 7:46 AM • 14 Oct 18
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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katelynburns.com
Hey this is cool! whyy.org/articles/ele...
Downingtown elects Pennsylvania’s first openly transgender mayor
Democrat Erica Deuso defeated Republican Richard Bryant in the borough of Downingtown’s mayoral election.
whyy.org
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
asmadi42.bsky.social
Anyway, I ordered my AYN Thor today
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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fishttp.website
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"one Manhattan per child" with all of the ingredients on my steps
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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tophr.org
Three panels. First image is Alex Trebek standing in front of a screen that says Final Jeopardy! Second screen is a Jeopardy clue "A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SCRENTS." Third panel is Dracular from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night with "What is a man" written and a score of $6,666.
October 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM