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Chris, assuredly
@assuredlychris.bsky.social
Podcaster, content creator, and freelance writer. Nothing really new.
Host / Founder: What We Got Out of It
Narrative Designer: Underling Uprising
He / Him
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"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"

"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Hilarious new selling angle. Anyone who's worked in a creative field for 5 mins knows there is not and never has been "a lack of ideas."

You can't watch MEGALOPOLIS and go "this needed more ideas."
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 11d
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Had a chance to guest on The Harvest Season recently! Spent a CONSIDERABLE amount of time talking about Kirby Air Riders and Garden Guardian! Give it a listen!
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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In fact, one of a trio of government censorship conspiracy allegations that Roth was listing and demolishing one by one. Misrepresentation so brazen as to beggar belief, getting accolades from leading publishers. This is what an actual "clown world" looks like. 🤦
knightcolumbia.org/blog/getting...
December 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own
America is a culture of child abuse. Ask any survivor - we find one another, we form networks and communities.

The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
Government of pedophiles. They're all tainted with this for the rest of their lives.
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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next best thing

the @pbs.org / @frontlinepbs.bsky.social documentary that came out earlier this month
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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there’s now a petition for the canadian government to overturn the recent legislation in AB and SK designed to strip trans youth of their rights. please sign: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Sign this Petition - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Today marks 10 years to the day I uploaded my first video.

I have some thoughts:

youtu.be/AA3sqEsdvRM
What Its Like To Be A Youtuber For 10 Years
YouTube video by Regular Eyepatch Wolf
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Check out the trailer for our latest game!
SantaCorps: Snow Patrol - coming soon to Steam.
❄️Wishlist today!❄️
[ #Christmas #gaming #indiegames ]
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Bobby Nunez was arrested and prosecuted for "brazenly towing an ICE vehicle" according to the U.S. Attorney. He towed the vehicle during the arrest of a TikTok influencer in downtown Los Angeles on August 15th.

After a 4-day trial, he was acquitted! His lawyers were two Deputy Public Defenders. ✊🏼
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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we're now streaming Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social to raise funds for World Central Kitchen
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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next time you get imposter syndrome remember that NYT columnist @kevinroose.com exists. you can't be more of a fraud than that fucker.
"We were so all-in on crypto that our podcast name is an esoteric crypto term. But A.I.'s the real deal! You can trust us!"
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Advice to all writers from my most fucked up character.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀

LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I don’t ever want to hear anyone say “the raids aren't as bad.” this is the last 2 days.

lataco.com/daily-memo-d...
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition."

A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.
Tennessee whistleblower says library board chair sought private data as part of state's book purge
A First Amendment expert told The Advocate that there are "huge" legal implications stemming from the situation.
www.advocate.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Yes, but it’s not a “nuclear option.” It’s the most basic, obvious, conventional option available if you want to actually do something effective. The fact that they’re not immediately promising it en masse tells us something, and that something is not good.
WATCH-- Former AG Eric Holder says Congress should consider impeachment for the DOJ officials responsible for holding back the Epstein files: “That's a nuclear option that Congress has.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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this is hard to ask, but i’m struggling again despite my best efforts. i’m a substitute teacher (& freelance artist, streamer, translator…) and i haven’t been getting many hours + my school is on winter break. if you feel inclined, any help means a lot.
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December 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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andrew is one of the best human beings i have ever had the pleasure of knowing and deserves one hundred billion dollars
I am so deeply sorry to be in the position to have to pull this lever again, but I just watched my car get towed away and I don't really know what else to do anymore.

More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
Donate to Help Andrew & Savannah's Family Stay Afloat, organized by Andrew Elmore
Hey there! I'm Andrew, this is my wife Savannah. We have two kids, and we're… Andrew Elmore needs your support for Help Andrew & Savannah's Family Stay Afloat
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December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.

"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Fortnite dragged for collaborating with JK Rowling after canceling Pride celebration - LGBTQ Nation
An upcoming Harry Potter x Fortnite collab got leaked.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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A person that works at Amazon or Starbucks might live in a food desert. We need phones to survive. We exist in America.

But if you can leave a place better than you entered or in any scenario, prevent the situation from getting worse while it's still possible to, do so but keep your sanity in check
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM