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Streetwise Hercules
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Jackie Chan's Police Story is a Christmas movie
December 9, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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To me, my X-Mas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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God bless us.... Um, God bless us... Shoot. Line?
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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The best Holiday tweet from back when that site was good.
December 16, 2024 at 5:56 AM
What’s your favorite Beatles song? Mine’s that one about having a wonderful christmastime.
December 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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You Wouldn’t Download 60 Minutes
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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IPhone mobile Safari has a great "hide distracting items" feature that has made sites like this readable.

support.apple.com/en-la/120682
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Iconic.
March 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Mental exhaustion should be more obvious. Your coworker comes in an has stars circling their head? Loved one is standing in an idle stagger animation? Maybe give them a rest.
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
As someone who just spent the better part of an hour going sideways in a bread truck on a snowy hill, let me tell you this: that movie about Tokyo Drifting is bullshit. Not as fun as advertised.
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Traditions are ever so important

youtu.be/N5Ct9BtwbWY?...
Always Room for Christmas Pud
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
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December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The biannual two days off in a row really got me feeling downright human.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
🎶OoooOOoo it’s a dirty cock but someone’s gotta spatch it🎶
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
July 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM