Adam Valentine
@avalentine.bsky.social
Cancer Survivor. Loud Talker. Bulldog Owner. Good Eater. Michigan Fan.
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I think it's really cool that we have democratic leadership that is largely silent about this issue. A leadership that believes making a "tsk tsk" press release once every month counts as a form of political opposition while otherwise dropping the issue in its entirety.
An ICE Air flight carried migrants from Alexandria, LA, to the US Naval Base at Guantánamo Bay today—the first migrants held at GTMO since October 17.
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I think it's really cool that we have democratic leadership that is largely silent about this issue. A leadership that believes making a "tsk tsk" press release once every month counts as a form of political opposition while otherwise dropping the issue in its entirety.
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
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Michigan F Yaxel Lendeborg with a monster performance in the Wolverines' 101-83 road win at Maryland:
29 points, 9 assists, 8 rebounds, 3 blocks and 2 steals.
29 points, 9 assists, 8 rebounds, 3 blocks and 2 steals.
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Michigan F Yaxel Lendeborg with a monster performance in the Wolverines' 101-83 road win at Maryland:
29 points, 9 assists, 8 rebounds, 3 blocks and 2 steals.
29 points, 9 assists, 8 rebounds, 3 blocks and 2 steals.
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Monthly carbon dioxide concentration since 1958 from the NOAA Mauna Loa Observatory, Hawai'i. Last month's average concentration of 426 parts per million is 36 percent higher than in November 1958. The 10-year forecast is based on nothing but the recent trajectory of CO₂ concentrations. #Climate
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Monthly carbon dioxide concentration since 1958 from the NOAA Mauna Loa Observatory, Hawai'i. Last month's average concentration of 426 parts per million is 36 percent higher than in November 1958. The 10-year forecast is based on nothing but the recent trajectory of CO₂ concentrations. #Climate
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In my opinion the president shouldn't constantly be like "Holy shit did you guys see this?" and repeating a thing he kinda heard on TV. I don't think that should be mostly what the president does.
He issued a correction, proving why he needs to stfu and let the cops do their jobs.
It’s a a goddamned ongoing tragedy, not a reality TV show, primed for him to drop the big reveal.
It’s a a goddamned ongoing tragedy, not a reality TV show, primed for him to drop the big reveal.
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
In my opinion the president shouldn't constantly be like "Holy shit did you guys see this?" and repeating a thing he kinda heard on TV. I don't think that should be mostly what the president does.
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Don’t worry, CBS News is completely unaffected by the new change in management.
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Don’t worry, CBS News is completely unaffected by the new change in management.
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Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
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December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
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Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
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One theme here is the speed of American institutional collapse.
“It took Erdoğan 15 years to do what Trump did in 100 days. If [Americans] do not accept the fact that this is a long game, and it will be brutal, I think you won’t have the patience and stamina to bear it.”
“It took Erdoğan 15 years to do what Trump did in 100 days. If [Americans] do not accept the fact that this is a long game, and it will be brutal, I think you won’t have the patience and stamina to bear it.”
We asked activists from authoritarian regimes what they wish they’d known sooner. Here’s what they said www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
We asked activists from authoritarian regimes what they wish they’d known sooner. Here’s what they said
Activists from Hungary, El Salvador and Turkey offer advice to the US about what they’ve learned about authoritarians
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
One theme here is the speed of American institutional collapse.
“It took Erdoğan 15 years to do what Trump did in 100 days. If [Americans] do not accept the fact that this is a long game, and it will be brutal, I think you won’t have the patience and stamina to bear it.”
“It took Erdoğan 15 years to do what Trump did in 100 days. If [Americans] do not accept the fact that this is a long game, and it will be brutal, I think you won’t have the patience and stamina to bear it.”
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Rutgers is not good, but one thing they’ve been great at is two-point defense. Rutgers has held opponents to 45% on twos this season. They’ve played Purdue, Tennessee, and Notre Dame and limited all 3 to under 53%.
Michigan shot 71% on twos in the 1st half.
Michigan shot 71% on twos in the 1st half.
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Rutgers is not good, but one thing they’ve been great at is two-point defense. Rutgers has held opponents to 45% on twos this season. They’ve played Purdue, Tennessee, and Notre Dame and limited all 3 to under 53%.
Michigan shot 71% on twos in the 1st half.
Michigan shot 71% on twos in the 1st half.
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The epicenter was a mile or two into Canada and centered underneath a glacier. I bet it triggered a bunch of avalanches.
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The epicenter was a mile or two into Canada and centered underneath a glacier. I bet it triggered a bunch of avalanches.
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So yeah, if you're represented by a Republican in a district that was carried by less than 20 points, tomorrow would be a good day to call and demand that the ACA subsidies continue.
The good news is Republicans in Congress are shitting their pants right about now
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So yeah, if you're represented by a Republican in a district that was carried by less than 20 points, tomorrow would be a good day to call and demand that the ACA subsidies continue.
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
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This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)
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Took me a second to find it, but it’s in 18.3.2.1 in page 1075 of the manual.
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ogc.osd.mil/Portals/99/d...
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Took me a second to find it, but it’s in 18.3.2.1 in page 1075 of the manual.
ogc.osd.mil/Portals/99/d...
ogc.osd.mil/Portals/99/d...
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Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino tries to blame the rise of measles cases in the U.S. on “illegal aliens,” an extremely common strategy among fascists historically.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino tries to blame the rise of measles cases in the U.S. on “illegal aliens,” an extremely common strategy among fascists historically.
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Zillow, the country’s largest real estate listings site, has quietly removed a feature that showed the risks from extreme weather for more than one million home sale listings on its site.
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
The scores aimed to predict a property’s risk from a fires, floods and storms, but some in the real estate industry as well as homeowners have called them inaccurate.
nyti.ms
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Zillow, the country’s largest real estate listings site, has quietly removed a feature that showed the risks from extreme weather for more than one million home sale listings on its site.
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like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh
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As always I’m not allowed to sell my sports photos per my credential agreement. But if you’d like to support me you can always buy me a coffee! Your support means so much to me and really helps through the marathon that is a football season
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November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
As always I’m not allowed to sell my sports photos per my credential agreement. But if you’d like to support me you can always buy me a coffee! Your support means so much to me and really helps through the marathon that is a football season
buymeacoffee.com/bluebarronph...
buymeacoffee.com/bluebarronph...
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Carney: We know that this decades-long process of our ever-closer economic relationship between Canada and the US has ended. And as a consequence of that, many of our strengths have become our vulnerabilities, particularly in those industries that are most tightly integrated with the US….
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Carney: We know that this decades-long process of our ever-closer economic relationship between Canada and the US has ended. And as a consequence of that, many of our strengths have become our vulnerabilities, particularly in those industries that are most tightly integrated with the US….
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Players Era is one big change away from becoming everything its creators want it to be.
Ditch the point differential tiebreakers and move to bracket play starting next year.
Column from Vegas:
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
Ditch the point differential tiebreakers and move to bracket play starting next year.
Column from Vegas:
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
Players Era format determining teams playing for prize money needs to be fixed
As the biggest regular season event continues to grow, it also needs to evolve to allow fans to embrace it to its full potential
www.cbssports.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Players Era is one big change away from becoming everything its creators want it to be.
Ditch the point differential tiebreakers and move to bracket play starting next year.
Column from Vegas:
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
Ditch the point differential tiebreakers and move to bracket play starting next year.
Column from Vegas:
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...