Blades of the Immortals | jagganoth.itch.io/boti-ea | #BotI
Dungeon Revolution | royalroad.com/fiction/66996 | #DungeonRevo
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ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
A FULL BARRAGE OF HALLOWEEN ADS! Christmas won't expect an ANTICHRONAL ATTACK on its TIMEWARD FLANK.
I WANNA SEE SKELETONS DANCING IN THE SNOW GODDAMNIT. FILL THOSE BASTARDS SO FULL OF CHRISTMAS SPIRITS THEY'LL RUN FOR THE DOORS
A FULL BARRAGE OF HALLOWEEN ADS! Christmas won't expect an ANTICHRONAL ATTACK on its TIMEWARD FLANK.
I WANNA SEE SKELETONS DANCING IN THE SNOW GODDAMNIT. FILL THOSE BASTARDS SO FULL OF CHRISTMAS SPIRITS THEY'LL RUN FOR THE DOORS
ticket inspector (wearing orange hi-vis vest): hey cunt, how ya been?
teen: yeah good mate! you?
ticket inspector: good! where's your ticket mate?
teen: eh?
ticket inspector: where's your ticket?
teen (already running away): that's *your* job you orange cunt
ticket inspector (wearing orange hi-vis vest): hey cunt, how ya been?
teen: yeah good mate! you?
ticket inspector: good! where's your ticket mate?
teen: eh?
ticket inspector: where's your ticket?
teen (already running away): that's *your* job you orange cunt