Collin Tuck
@barhaid.bsky.social
Giant robot and comic book connoisseur.
Father, brewer, TTRPG dork. Playing this game on “easy” mode; cis-het he/him. What else? Oh, here’s something; we are A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS. I don’t skeet often, but when I do it’s still skeeting.
Father, brewer, TTRPG dork. Playing this game on “easy” mode; cis-het he/him. What else? Oh, here’s something; we are A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS. I don’t skeet often, but when I do it’s still skeeting.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Avoid Exposition. If someone's Ex's location is relevant to the plot, tell people where the hell they are!
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Avoid Exposition. If someone's Ex's location is relevant to the plot, tell people where the hell they are!
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🎶O Christmas Cheese
O Christmas Cheese
Please come and coat my arteries🎶
O Christmas Cheese
Please come and coat my arteries🎶
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🎶O Christmas Cheese
O Christmas Cheese
Please come and coat my arteries🎶
O Christmas Cheese
Please come and coat my arteries🎶
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Contains an orc with a knife.
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Contains an orc with a knife.
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Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.
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a thing a lot of people don't remember about the Odyssey is that all the stuff about the monsters and laestrygonians &c are all actually stories that Odysseus is telling to the Phaeicians after he washes up on their island, and i think this would be an incredibly funny way to make this movie.
I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.
December 24, 2024 at 5:06 PM
a thing a lot of people don't remember about the Odyssey is that all the stuff about the monsters and laestrygonians &c are all actually stories that Odysseus is telling to the Phaeicians after he washes up on their island, and i think this would be an incredibly funny way to make this movie.
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A lord of the rings cover band called Buffalo Tom Bombadil
A lord of the rings cover band called the Rolling Seeing Stones
A lord of the rings cover band called Rivendel Amitri
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A lord of the rings cover band called Buffalo Tom Bombadil
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Conversations with the 9yo DM:
9yo DM: The lady with the big hat looks suspicious.
Me: What is suspicious about her?
9yo DM: She is casting fireball at you.
9yo DM: The lady with the big hat looks suspicious.
Me: What is suspicious about her?
9yo DM: She is casting fireball at you.
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
9yo DM: The lady with the big hat looks suspicious.
Me: What is suspicious about her?
9yo DM: She is casting fireball at you.
9yo DM: The lady with the big hat looks suspicious.
Me: What is suspicious about her?
9yo DM: She is casting fireball at you.
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
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folks it is not your grandmother
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
folks it is not your grandmother
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This is literally one of the funniest threads I have ever seen. Brilliant.
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is literally one of the funniest threads I have ever seen. Brilliant.
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Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/
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One nice thing about increasing grocery prices is that it’s a lot easier to haul $130 of groceries on my pedal bike.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
One nice thing about increasing grocery prices is that it’s a lot easier to haul $130 of groceries on my pedal bike.
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
Don’t think I’ve seen much Caturday content in a while. So here’s one!
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Don’t think I’ve seen much Caturday content in a while. So here’s one!
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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you know I had to do it to em
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
you know I had to do it to em
HOT COMIC TAKE
Fantomah is a Ghost Rider, just a very lazy one.
Fantomah is a Ghost Rider, just a very lazy one.
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
HOT COMIC TAKE
Fantomah is a Ghost Rider, just a very lazy one.
Fantomah is a Ghost Rider, just a very lazy one.
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One of my fave discoveries when co-curating that exhibit at the Billy Ireland were some truly unhinged early Fletcher Hanks drawings that turned out to be his homework from the W.L. Evans School of Cartooning and Caricature correspondence course.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
One of my fave discoveries when co-curating that exhibit at the Billy Ireland were some truly unhinged early Fletcher Hanks drawings that turned out to be his homework from the W.L. Evans School of Cartooning and Caricature correspondence course.
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Wife [planning family event using voice-recognition to Google search]: “How crowded is Disneyland the week after Christmas?”
Me: You know AI can‘t hear the tone of dread and revulsion in your voice
Wife: Neither… never mind.
Me: Were you going to say “neither can you”?
Wife: I say lots of things
Me: You know AI can‘t hear the tone of dread and revulsion in your voice
Wife: Neither… never mind.
Me: Were you going to say “neither can you”?
Wife: I say lots of things
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Wife [planning family event using voice-recognition to Google search]: “How crowded is Disneyland the week after Christmas?”
Me: You know AI can‘t hear the tone of dread and revulsion in your voice
Wife: Neither… never mind.
Me: Were you going to say “neither can you”?
Wife: I say lots of things
Me: You know AI can‘t hear the tone of dread and revulsion in your voice
Wife: Neither… never mind.
Me: Were you going to say “neither can you”?
Wife: I say lots of things
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture