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getting dave portnoy out of new york is one of the most compelling arguments in favor of zohran
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
getting dave portnoy out of new york is one of the most compelling arguments in favor of zohran
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary
we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary
we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
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gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?
casey anthony: so many
casey anthony: so many
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?
casey anthony: so many
casey anthony: so many
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RODRIGO DUTERTE: i am innocent of these so-called crimes against humanity. i did what i had to do to defend the filipino people from drug addiction
GAVIN NEWSOM: thanks for coming on the pod, president duterte — and you don’t have to tell me that drugs are a social menace, friend
GAVIN NEWSOM: thanks for coming on the pod, president duterte — and you don’t have to tell me that drugs are a social menace, friend
March 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
RODRIGO DUTERTE: i am innocent of these so-called crimes against humanity. i did what i had to do to defend the filipino people from drug addiction
GAVIN NEWSOM: thanks for coming on the pod, president duterte — and you don’t have to tell me that drugs are a social menace, friend
GAVIN NEWSOM: thanks for coming on the pod, president duterte — and you don’t have to tell me that drugs are a social menace, friend
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Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now
February 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now
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I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
February 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
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sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
February 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
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enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars
February 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars
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Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
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same methods, different era
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
same methods, different era
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry, or scream... or all of the above.
February 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, or scream... or all of the above.
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They want to ban the teaching of the unpleasant facts of American history because people might conclude injustices in the past that contribute to inequalities in the present should be rectified, instead of their belief, which is that some groups of people are inherently superior to others
January 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They want to ban the teaching of the unpleasant facts of American history because people might conclude injustices in the past that contribute to inequalities in the present should be rectified, instead of their belief, which is that some groups of people are inherently superior to others
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
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January 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
i was just served an ad on instagram stories where the lead copy was "why do jews argue so much?"
shortly after that it was climate change denial garbage from p*aegeru
so yeah, i think they're opening the taps a little at meta
shortly after that it was climate change denial garbage from p*aegeru
so yeah, i think they're opening the taps a little at meta
January 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
i was just served an ad on instagram stories where the lead copy was "why do jews argue so much?"
shortly after that it was climate change denial garbage from p*aegeru
so yeah, i think they're opening the taps a little at meta
shortly after that it was climate change denial garbage from p*aegeru
so yeah, i think they're opening the taps a little at meta
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it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
January 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
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they’re all telling you they’re nazis
January 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
they’re all telling you they’re nazis
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This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
January 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM
This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
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It really is such masculine energy to blame things on a woman who no longer works at the company www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...
January 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It really is such masculine energy to blame things on a woman who no longer works at the company www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...
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one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
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It can be done!
Breaking: South Korean authorities arrested President Yoon at 10:33 a.m.
January 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It can be done!