Bea Arthur Pendragon
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peddler of smut and hard-won joy | gender agonist | old as fuck | 18+ only | fandom, politics, books, and like, the zeitgeist?
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Normalize topping because your heartburn is too bad to bottom
This is my favorite word in the world
Absquatulate [ab-SKWAH-chyuh-leyt]
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This is my favorite word in the world
Heated Rivalry is so very dumb and so very pretty
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Heated Rivalry is so very dumb and so very pretty
Is that just a casserole dish of plain macaroni
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is that just a casserole dish of plain macaroni
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my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
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I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
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Get some rest tonight, everybody. I'll expect to see your offerings tomorrow. The devil hasn't yet made the villain who can spoil Secular Pie Thursday.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Get some rest tonight, everybody. I'll expect to see your offerings tomorrow. The devil hasn't yet made the villain who can spoil Secular Pie Thursday.
Rewatching Stranger Things and am again record-scratching on the anachronisms.
- Jonathan’s haircut is early 00s. (Needs straight ends, not spiky)
- Max’s entire look is early 90s (needs bangs at minimum)
- Robin’s hair is completely modern (needs side part, more length, curled under ends, bangs)
- Jonathan’s haircut is early 00s. (Needs straight ends, not spiky)
- Max’s entire look is early 90s (needs bangs at minimum)
- Robin’s hair is completely modern (needs side part, more length, curled under ends, bangs)
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Rewatching Stranger Things and am again record-scratching on the anachronisms.
- Jonathan’s haircut is early 00s. (Needs straight ends, not spiky)
- Max’s entire look is early 90s (needs bangs at minimum)
- Robin’s hair is completely modern (needs side part, more length, curled under ends, bangs)
- Jonathan’s haircut is early 00s. (Needs straight ends, not spiky)
- Max’s entire look is early 90s (needs bangs at minimum)
- Robin’s hair is completely modern (needs side part, more length, curled under ends, bangs)
Lizza threw up the paywall at some point today, in case you’re wondering what he actually wants out of all this.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Lizza threw up the paywall at some point today, in case you’re wondering what he actually wants out of all this.
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And none of those people refer to themselves as Americans. There is no great misunderstanding about who people are talking about when they complain about Americans. This is a silly non-issue.
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And none of those people refer to themselves as Americans. There is no great misunderstanding about who people are talking about when they complain about Americans. This is a silly non-issue.
What a time in history to hear the words “The American Revolution is made possible by the support of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and viewers like you.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What a time in history to hear the words “The American Revolution is made possible by the support of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and viewers like you.”
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Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.
Oh my god, this looks as terrible as the book. (And yet I will be watching every episode.)
youtu.be/GxWxmAG8AUQ
youtu.be/GxWxmAG8AUQ
Sneak Peek | Heated Rivalry (Crave Original)
YouTube video by Crave
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh my god, this looks as terrible as the book. (And yet I will be watching every episode.)
youtu.be/GxWxmAG8AUQ
youtu.be/GxWxmAG8AUQ
Apparently I’m still thinking about this. Like, did he just manage to round up a bunch of antisocial CODAs to become his henchmen? Or did he send them to classes? Or was learning ASL a gesture of loyalty his people had to master before entering his inner circle? I need to know more about this!
Black Rabbit was good, but I really need a whole series about Mancuso and how he built an army of ASL-fluent gangsters to run his criminal empire.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Apparently I’m still thinking about this. Like, did he just manage to round up a bunch of antisocial CODAs to become his henchmen? Or did he send them to classes? Or was learning ASL a gesture of loyalty his people had to master before entering his inner circle? I need to know more about this!
Black Rabbit was good, but I really need a whole series about Mancuso and how he built an army of ASL-fluent gangsters to run his criminal empire.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Black Rabbit was good, but I really need a whole series about Mancuso and how he built an army of ASL-fluent gangsters to run his criminal empire.
You forgot:
3. Within one generation, no one will be competent enough to catch the errors because they never had to do the work themselves in the first place.
3. Within one generation, no one will be competent enough to catch the errors because they never had to do the work themselves in the first place.
Being an AI-enabled worker is essentially about letting AI do all of your work and being competent enough to review & catch its errors.
This leads to two outcomes:
1. The output gap between the best workers and the average will explode.
2. Entry-level workers are at a massive disadvantage.
This leads to two outcomes:
1. The output gap between the best workers and the average will explode.
2. Entry-level workers are at a massive disadvantage.
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
You forgot:
3. Within one generation, no one will be competent enough to catch the errors because they never had to do the work themselves in the first place.
3. Within one generation, no one will be competent enough to catch the errors because they never had to do the work themselves in the first place.
Oh god this was so uncomfortable to read
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh god this was so uncomfortable to read
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
My dad was the medical director of this PP 50 years ago and even then, he carried a panic button, never parked in the same place twice, and varied his route home as much as he could every day.
Abortion, Every Day has a video of the shooting at a South Carolina Planned Parenthood. Here's what it shows. jessica.substack.com/p/shooting-p...
Breaking: Shooting at a South Carolina Planned Parenthood
An anti-abortion protester has been detained
jessica.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My dad was the medical director of this PP 50 years ago and even then, he carried a panic button, never parked in the same place twice, and varied his route home as much as he could every day.
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
A surprisingly measured obituary for a man who wrought incalculable misery on the world for years.
Dick Cheney, widely regarded as one of America’s most influential and powerful vice presidents, has died. He was 84. His death, due to complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease, was confirmed by his family.
Dick Cheney, Former Vice President and Iraq War Architect, Dead at 84
Dick Cheney, America's 46th vice president and running mate to George W. Bush has died at the age of 84.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A surprisingly measured obituary for a man who wrought incalculable misery on the world for years.
Finally finished S3 of SNW, and like, what the fuck was that
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Finally finished S3 of SNW, and like, what the fuck was that
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I love the normie fries that accidentally fall into the curly fry container. It’s like when you run into your straight friend at Pride and you’re like awe hello little dude, it’s so cute to see you here 🥹
October 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I love the normie fries that accidentally fall into the curly fry container. It’s like when you run into your straight friend at Pride and you’re like awe hello little dude, it’s so cute to see you here 🥹
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This is the Frenchest photo I've ever seen in my life
Inspector Clouseau? The mystery man in an AP photo after the Louvre jewel heist creates a buzz
A photo taken by an Associated Press photographer after the brazen daylight robbery at Paris' Louvre Museum is generating an online buzz.
apnews.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is the Frenchest photo I've ever seen in my life
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"I'm not used to being viewed with suspicion by power, and I've got no practice making myself presentable" is unfortunately the water they swim in.
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"I'm not used to being viewed with suspicion by power, and I've got no practice making myself presentable" is unfortunately the water they swim in.