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some of you don't understand the Geometry of Hydrogen
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Third Way Terrified to Learn of Fourth Way
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Anti singalism rises
Increasingly convinced that the entire membership of the vast conspiracy to destroy American journalism are in the same group text
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I approach a table of Black guys eating lunch. I lift up my under armour shirt Exposing my big bright white belly. “I don’t have to apologize for this anymore.” They trade glances & one whispers that he’ll pray for me. I walk away victorious
December 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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“I am a journalist affiliated with Substack” is a remarkable sequence of words.
lol wait Michael Tracey wrote a letter to the judge overseeing the Epstein case to complain about the victims in the case, and he is now saying the victims are to blame for the redactions (all redactions were made by the DOJ) www.mtracey.net/p/my-letter-...
My Letter to Judge Berman re: United States of America v. Jeffrey Epstein
The following letter has just been submitted, at 8:15pm EST, to Judge Richard M.
www.mtracey.net
December 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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When I’m definitely heartbroken about my husband’s murder 4 months ago and I don’t want people to suspect me of being involved.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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An attorney couldn't stop using Grok (?!) to help draft filings, producing "a flood of tainted filings" & apparently triggering the implosion of a law firm & 3 lawyers' careers 🤖😵 The court called her misconduct "particularly egregious & prolific"

cases.justia.com/federal/dist...
cases.justia.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Republicans control literally every lever of federal power right now.
JD Vance: "If you miss Charlie Kirk…do you promise to take the country back from the people who took his life?"
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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is charlie kirk the first guy to go to roko's basilisk hell?
Charlie Kirk had been the target of taunting memes throughout his career, but the wave of AI-generated “Kirkslop” that followed his assassination is something different: blowback for a far-right movement that embraced deepfakes and distortions to push their ideology.
Charlie Kirk's Afterlife as AI Slop Is No Accident
The assassination of Charlie Kirk turned him into fodder for AI-generated deepfakes and memes even while conservatives memorialized him as a martyr.
www.rollingstone.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Pontius Pilate is someone who's doing a great job as your governor. Do we love him? He's not sure if we should crucify Jesus [crowd hooting]. I don't know. Should we do it? We'll see. We'll see what happens
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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In even a barely-functioning system, a president who unilaterally imposed a national sales tax and lied about who would pay it would be removed from office
HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff

BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?

HASSETT: Uhh --
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Trump bring plague @mtsw.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Think the marriage of convenience between the Israeli right and the historically antisemitic global far-right has been bad for Diaspora Jews? Wait until you see the divorce.
Kelly said the Republican party, especially the youth, are changing their opinion about Israel

That there was a time when you weren't allowed to question Israel and she's sick of it

That she doesn't think Israel killed Kirk but she supports Candace Owens asking those questions
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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real talk are gamers gonna have to start calling npcs “the computer” instead of “the ai” from now on?
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I'm not in marketing but an angry guy shrieking "Guess what asshole...AI isn't going away so you might as well accept it!" doesn't strike me as the way you'd pitch an ostensibly useful product
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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do u think dickens busted fat ropes
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Fundamental forces of physics that are as of yet undiscovered but absolutely act upon my every atom.
Name literally one thing that you cannot perceive. Knowing it exists counts as perception.
December 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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'how did that work out for trans?'

well, actually, most ppl under the age of 30 are unlikely to be transphobic. teaching kids about us worked well and reduced prejudice and bigotry toward us.

that's why @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social has reversed it and has reintroduced a new version of section 28.
This is the second story in three days The Times has carried arguing against misogyny lessons in schools, which it describes as "some weird feminist attack on male children".
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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some of you don't understand the Geometry of Hydrogen
July 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM